It’s that time of year again. Everyone in the office is preparing for Christmas which can mean only one thing. Apart from having to keep your behaviour in check whilst drunk at the Office party, you’ll also have to purchase a Secret Santa gift for one of your colleagues.
Here is The W1nners’ Club guide to the 20 quirkiest Secret Santa gifts available in the world today:
Bright Idea USB Lightbulb
Purchasing the Bright Idea USB Light Bulb will probably be the best idea you’ve had in ages. Why? Because it works without a switch, it glows when plugged into your laptop and is quite simply the most charming way to light up your desk when the lights are turned down low. Are there any better ideas out there than that?
3D Smartphone Screen Magnifier
Sick of lugging a laptop around to do presentations? The screen magnifier lets you do viewable presentations via your smartphone’s screen, or maybe you just want to watch videos on the daily commute?
Bluetooth Shower Speaker
What better way is there to start a busy day than with a good ol’ sing song in the shower? Whether you’re into Jake Plugg or Spinal Tap, the Bluetooth Shower Speaker will ensure your mornings never sound in tune again.
If your desk like most resembles a demolition site, it’s time to down tools and have a good old tidy up. The Desktop Skip is a great way for the more heavy duty corporate mess maker to clear up their personal rubble.
Whack your boss inflatable punch bag
On the days that your boss is giving you a hard time, rather than hit him or her and get the sack – you’re better off investing in the Whack your boss inflatable punch bag. You’ll thank us for it when they put you in charge one day!
The average worker will make 29,328 cups of tea over their career. It takes 6 seconds to stir the average cuppa so we reckon the self stirring mug will save you a total of 49 hours over your working life. Just think what you could do with all that extra time…….
Splat Stan Coaster
What’s the point of buying a wonderfully designed coaster for your coffee if it’s permanently covered by your mug? The Splat Stan coaster will brighten your morning mood as, ‘Stan,’ gets flattened by your coffee cup. See – there’s always somebody somewhere having a worse day at work than you!
If you’re a fan of the old Spaghetti Westerns, the Cork Cactus will take you to the gun slinging wild west as you sit at your desk analysing spreadsheets. If you’re not a fan of westerns – it’s still a great way to keep your memos in one tidy, organised place.
Moving fish in a Bowl
Are you allowed to take your pet into work? If not – you are now! The moving fish in a bowl is your wet pet that swims about all day and has an even worse memory than a real one.
Ninja USB Desk Fan
If you’re a fan of ninja’s you can plug your ninja fan into your PC or laptop and stay just as cool as the stealth-like martial arts legends.
Hot Cookie USB Cup Warmer
If you can’t dunk the cookie into the cuppa, why not rest the cuppa on top of the cookie? Keep your coffee or tea warm over the course of even the longest of meetings.
Mini Desk Lamp
This just may be the smallest office lamp in the world. Don’t tell Tiny Tim there’s someone smaller than him in town!
STFU Desk Bell
There are a couple of things you can do to get your point across at work. Maybe you like to swear at colleagues that won’t listen to you? The, ‘STFU,’ desktop bell allows you to say exactly what you need without the risk of being hauled up in front of a disciplinary panel.
Grow a New Boss
If you ‘re unfortunate enough to get the sack, you can simply grow yourself a new boss as required. Now you get to decide what time to start your working day on a hangover.
Boss Voodoo Doll
Remember the time the boss made you stay late when you wanted to leave early to go to the concert / football / film premier (delete as appropriate)? Now you can get your own back with the Boss Voodoo doll. Pick whatever horrible event you desire in revenge like them giving you a pay rise – it’s entirely up to you!
Wheelie Bin Pen Pot
There’s no reason to ever forget to put the bin out again because the bin is on your desk. Impress your colleagues with your tidy work space and what could possibly be the smallest wheelie bin in the world.
Mini Ice Cream Truck
For those that want to keep a tidy desk area but also love anything to do with ice cream trucks your condition is known as mechamundimensaphilia (According to our publisher that knows absolutely nothing whatsoever about either medicine or latin). Whatever your fetish, the mini ice cream truck desk vacuum cleaner will suck the dust up like no other.
Keyboard Desk Tidy
Have you ever stared at the buttons on your keyboard through a magnifying glass? If not, this is what a few of the keys would look like close up. If you have, you should still buy the keyboard desk tidy because it’s a pretty funky way to keep your keyboard and desk looking pristine.
Fat Boy Sweatbands
Calling all soon-to-be ex-fatty office workers everywhere. It’s no good just signing up for gym membership. If you really want to beat the scales in the new year, you’ll need to make sure you have the correct gear as well.
Wash Away Your One Night Stand Shampoo
Okay, so you got drunk last night and snogged the office nerd by accident. Help is at hand however. Wash away your one night stand shampoo will ensure you’re able to forget about your mistake and move on to the next one.
All of the above products are available at https://w1nnersclub.com/