You’ve just been sacked…….why not become a Premier League Footballer?

You’ve just been sacked…….why not become a Premier League Footballer?

  Let’s just for one second forget you had your thirty-second birthday last week. Let’s ignore the fact that you smoke thirty cigarettes a day and think the phrase, ‘going to the gym,’ is a euphemism for scoring gear from your Scottish drug dealer friend. Since you’ve been relieved of your position in your previous…

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You’ve just been sacked……………why not become a hip hop artist?

You’ve just been sacked……………why not become a hip hop artist?

  We’ve all seen, 8 Mile haven’t we? If only it were possible to go seamlessly from writing hip hop rhymes in the toilet at work, to performing at the O2 or Madison Square Garden. The reality however, is – it is! Whilst becoming the next Jay-Z or Kanye West is a journey that contains…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not become a Male Porn Star?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not become a Male Porn Star?

Becoming a male porn star, contrary to what some believe (and what the picture above suggests), is by no means easy. In fact, for want of a better phrase it’s actually quite, erm – hard.   Having sex with impossibly beautiful women for seven hours a day may sound like the greatest job on earth,…

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