You’ve just been sacked……..Why not become a Ballet Dancer?

You’ve just been sacked……..Why not become a Ballet Dancer?

  Becoming a professional ballet dancer requires a hell of a lot more than simply sticking on a tutu and trying to stand on tip toe. The art form was invented during the Renaissance period in Italy so is therefore a million miles from the last job you had working in the credit control department…

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You’ve just been sacked………why not become a Tech Billionaire?

You’ve just been sacked………why not become a Tech Billionaire?

  Back at the beginning of the twentieth century, the world’s only billionaire was one JD Rockerfeller who built his wealth dabbling in the then burgeoning petroleum industry.   Fast forward a century and billionaires are more common than national lottery winners – or so it would seem. Bill Gates, Elon Musk, Warren Buffett, Evan…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not become an investment banker?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not become an investment banker?

  So – you’ve seen the movie Wall St. and wholeheartedly agree with the following: ‘greed is good,’ ‘Lunch is for wimps,’ ‘Never do cocaine straight after breakfast,’ etc. If you like the idea of spending more on a bar bill than most people spend on their first home and if your favourite movie scene…

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You’ve just been sacked……….why not become UK Prime Minister?

You’ve just been sacked……….why not become UK Prime Minister?

  Politics is a very dirty game indeed. Your best friend can be your worst enemy as hugs and kisses are followed by a stab in the back from your trusted ally. It is also however, an industry like no other. Imagine having the power to decide what time the pubs should close, or how…

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You’ve just been sacked…….why not become a Premier League Footballer?

You’ve just been sacked…….why not become a Premier League Footballer?

  Let’s just for one second forget you had your thirty-second birthday last week. Let’s ignore the fact that you smoke thirty cigarettes a day and think the phrase, ‘going to the gym,’ is a euphemism for scoring gear from your Scottish drug dealer friend. Since you’ve been relieved of your position in your previous…

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You’ve just been sacked……………why not become a hip hop artist?

You’ve just been sacked……………why not become a hip hop artist?

  We’ve all seen, 8 Mile haven’t we? If only it were possible to go seamlessly from writing hip hop rhymes in the toilet at work, to performing at the O2 or Madison Square Garden. The reality however, is – it is! Whilst becoming the next Jay-Z or Kanye West is a journey that contains…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not become a Male Porn Star?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not become a Male Porn Star?

Becoming a male porn star, contrary to what some believe (and what the picture above suggests), is by no means easy. In fact, for want of a better phrase it’s actually quite, erm – hard.   Having sex with impossibly beautiful women for seven hours a day may sound like the greatest job on earth,…

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