You’ve just been sacked…………why not become a TV newsreader?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not become a TV newsreader?

The early mornings, the daily commute, the office politics, the annoying colleagues, the hangovers on a Friday – bet you’d do anything to get your old job back wouldn’t you? Whilst this can’t happen due to the unfortunate reality of being given your marching orders by your last employer, you could always look for an…

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You’ve just been sacked………why not become a professional Golfer?

You’ve just been sacked………why not become a professional Golfer?

  Take a minute to remember all the things that you used to do back in the days when you had a job.  You would take a taxi or an Uber home after a night out instead of the night bus. You were a member of a gym that gave out free towels. Buying a…

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You’ve just been sacked……………why not compete in the X Games?

You’ve just been sacked……………why not compete in the X Games?

  Losing your job is a particularly trying time in life but it’s important to remember that you’re not alone. Here is a list of people that also lost their jobs to help make you feel a bit better about yourself: Pete Best (the original Beatles drummer before Ringo Starr) Mary Antoinette Joan of Arc…

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You’ve just been sacked………why not become a Crime Scene Investigator?

You’ve just been sacked………why not become a Crime Scene Investigator?

  Not having a job is a bit like not having a boyfriend or a girlfriend – it can be quite fun for a while but if you go without for too long people will start to wonder if there’s something wrong with you. Alas, like having a boyfriend or girlfriend, it’s important that you…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not become a UFC champion?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not become a UFC champion?

  Welcome to the world of being unemployed. You don’t have a job because in all honesty you should never really have been given one by your previous employer in the first place. You gave a good interview but when you said you wanted to be sat at the board table in 5 years time, they…

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You’ve just been sacked………why not become an RAF fighter pilot?

You’ve just been sacked………why not become an RAF fighter pilot?

  So, you are now sans emploi, Zonder een baan, Senza lavoro, ohne Arbeit, sin empleo or as we say to people that have just been sacked from The W1nners’ Club – without a job. The coming months will be fraught with difficulty as you gradually scale back on things like Fitness First or Virgin…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not conduct the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not conduct the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra?

Really sorry to hear you’re no longer in gainful employment my friend. Everybody knows that working in an office with a whole load of other people isn’t always the easiest thing to do in life. That being said, throwing your keyboard across the room because somebody teased you about your new haircut may also be…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not become a Pro Basketball Player?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not become a Pro Basketball Player?

  It’s time to start going to bed a bit earlier because even the milkman has noticed that you tend to say, ‘goodnight’ instead of, ‘good morning’ when he’s doing the rounds at 5am. That is if you want to get another job of course. Whilst it can be quite good fun to smoke weed…

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You’ve just been sacked………why not become a Radio Presenter?

You’ve just been sacked………why not become a Radio Presenter?

  So, life isn’t going too well at the moment and your days are currently spent applying for jobs and going to interviews. Despite sending out your CV to over 200 employers, you haven’t been able to pull the wool over anyone’s eyes and convince them that you are worth recruiting. Maybe what you need…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not become a circus performer?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not become a circus performer?

  They say that everything happens for a reason but your reason for being unemployed is simply that you haven’t yet managed to find another job. Whether it’s because there have been stronger candidates than you competing for the same roles or it may indeed mean that your old boss wasn’t joking when he uttered…

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