You’ve just been sacked………why not build an International Space Station?

You’ve just been sacked………why not build an International Space Station?

It’s a hard knock life – not for us, but for you. It’s quite hard to get fired from a job these days, what with the advent of employment legislation. If you do something serious enough to get you the sack, you usually have ample opportunity to simply not do it again, but you have…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not buy a premier league football club?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not buy a premier league football club?

The hours between 9am and 5pm now hold no more significance for you than any other 8 hour period of the day. This is because for some time now you’ve been asleep for the period between 9am and 5pm and wide awake for the rest of the day/night. The only way this strange nocturnal lifestyle…

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You’ve just been sacked………why not build your own Egyptian pyramid?

You’ve just been sacked………why not build your own Egyptian pyramid?

Boredom, lack of self esteem, not enough money to buy Golden Virginia tobacco, off licence has run out of Rizla papers – all of the above are familiar events in the day-to-day existence of an unemployed person. Fear not however because help is at hand. We have committed ourselves to coming up with ways to…

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You’ve just been sacked………why not form the most successful music group in history?

You’ve just been sacked………why not form the most successful music group in history?

It’s no good moping about the house waiting for a miracle because it isn’t going to happen. You were fired from your previous job because of your punctuality and the distinct lack of improvement since signing on the dole means you’ve been sacked from that as well (your benefits have been stopped). You’ll need to…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not build your own search engine?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not build your own search engine?

Do you remember the last time you opened up an excel spreadsheet? The last time you flicked a rubber band at a colleague or the last time you had to get an Uber home after work because that ‘swift pint’ you were convinced by your colleagues to indulge in ended at 4am on a Tuesday…

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You’ve just been sacked………why not time travel into the future?

You’ve just been sacked………why not time travel into the future?

The boredom, the constant twiddling of thumbs, binge-watching The Bill from the very first episode of series one – unemployment isn’t quite what you’d hoped it would be when you were first given your marching orders is it? Despite wondering why the hell you were ever a fan of The Bill when you watched the…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not create the most valuable company ever?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not create the most valuable company ever?

We’ve finally found out what UNEMPLOYED stands for! All along we thought it was just some word that referred to someone that is without a paid job but available to work, but in reality it means: Ultra Naughty Employee Made Penny Less Over Young Eyecandy Dalliance. Now that we have this cleared up, we need…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not start your own space tourism company?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not start your own space tourism company?

You can’t just sit around all day moaning about your old boss and how you were stitched up by your colleagues. You knew that fiddling your expenses was a sackable offence so now you’ll have to pay the consequences unfortunately. Your time will therefore need to be spent looking for work that doesn’t involve handling…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not set up your own record label?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not set up your own record label?

Here’s how to say ‘unemployment’ in some of the most random languages we can think of: Gortsazrkut’yun = Armenian Bēkāri = Bangla Nezaměstnanost = Czech Werkloosheid = Dutch Senlaboreco = Esperanto Bērōjagārī = Nepali Kubasa = Shona Arbetslöshet = Swedish Ho hloka mosebetsi = Sesotho Diweithdra = Welsh Ukungasebenzi = Zulu Now that we’ve got…

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You’ve just been sacked…………………why not create your own social media website?

You’ve just been sacked…………………why not create your own social media website?

“GET OUT OF BED YOU LAZY SO-AND-SO! IT’S TWO O’CLOCK IN THE AFTERNOON!” Is this something that you hear often these days? Being unemployed is hard because finding ways to fill the time you have at your disposal can be difficult now that you don’t have a boss to annoy you every day. You’ll therefore…

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