W1nners Club Problem Page – My colleagues think i’m tight fisted

W1nners Club Problem Page – My colleagues think i’m tight fisted

  Dear Darcus, My colleagues at work think I’m tight fisted. They may have a point in that I refuse to buy umbrellas to protect me from the rain and instead I use a 5p carrier bag to protect my head from the bad weather (it’s the same carrier bag I use for shopping B.T.W.)…

Features, Problem Page , , ,

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – backwards writing help t’can I

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – backwards writing help t’can I

  ?£000,05 as down £50,000 write often and payroll in work I that fact the given career my harm will it think you Do .written ve’i what clue a have t’don they that complain always they ,colleagues to emails write I when but ,sense complete makes say I everything ,perspective my From .backwards writing help…

Features, Problem Page , ,

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Scared of nuclear war

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Scared of nuclear war

  Dear Darcus, I’m terrified of a nuclear war breaking out. Every time I watch the news it looks as if we’re only a couple of minutes away from hearing the three minute warning. As a result, I make sure all my staff are equipped with gas masks and radioactiviy suits (all to be deducted…

Features, Problem Page , ,

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Large text font makes me ill

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Large text font makes me ill

  Dear Darcus, Large text font makes me feel ill. I’m okay with messages that get sent to me via text, but if someone sends me a report via email and I open it up at my desktop, if any of the font is larger than size 14, I start to sweat and feel horribly…

Features, Problem Page , , , ,

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – I have a thing for serial killers

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – I have a thing for serial killers

  Dear Darcus, I am mildly ashamed to say that I have a real thing for serial killers. I work in the accounts payable department of a building supplies firm in Guildford so as you can imagine, I don’t get to meet many serial killers as most of them are either in jail or haven’t…

Features, Problem Page , ,

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – My criminal record is longer than my employment record

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – My criminal record is longer than my employment record

  Dear Darcus, I was updating my CV the other day and I noticed that my criminal record is longer than my employment record. Do you think this will have a negative effect on my career going forward?   Dear Reader, I often receive CVs that aren’t very impressive but then when you do a…

Features, Problem Page , ,

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – I refuse to give staff a payrise

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – I refuse to give staff a payrise

  Dear Darcus, I’m the owner of a fairly successful company – well, I say successful but the reality is we’re not doing anywhere near as well as we should be. The point is, my staff keep threatening to leave but I refuse to award pay rises because I don’t want anyone to earn anything…

Features, Problem Page , , ,

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – I only hire people with dreadlocks

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – I only hire people with dreadlocks

  Dear Darcus, I am a 54 year old Managing Director of a double glazing company in Somerset and ever since going to a Ziggy Marley concert back in 1991, I refuse to hire people if they haven’t got dreadlocks. It’s not that I don’t think people who aren’t Rastafarians can’t do the job properly,…

Features, Problem Page , , ,

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Arrested at work

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Arrested at work

    Dear Darcus, I’ve just been promoted to the position of Trading director in my company and unfortunately, the day after I was told that I had been promoted, the police came into the office and arrested me for the non-payment of a parking fine. I assumed it was for a more serious offence…

Features, Problem Page , ,

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Google Chrome doesn’t work

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Google Chrome doesn’t work

  Dear Darcus, I think my ex-employer has hacked into my Google Chrome account. When I left my previous job, I couldn’t get a job in the industry I had been working in for the last 10 years so I decided to change career and go into business on my own. I set up my…

Features, Problem Page , , ,