W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Addicted to Wearing Women’s Underwear at Work

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Addicted to Wearing Women’s Underwear at Work

  Dear Darcus, I am addicted to wearing women’s underwear at work everyday. Even though I’m a 55 year old, male regional sales manager, I just feel that women’s clothes in general are more suited to who I really am rather than the crudely designed male apparel that’s available on the high streets these days….

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – I wish I was living in an alternative reality

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – I wish I was living in an alternative reality

  Dear Darcus, I keep waking up every morning hoping that I am living in an alternative reality. The reason for this is that a while ago I wrote a letter to my future self urging me to go back in time if this becomes possible and visit my past self to urge me to…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – The Matrix could be real

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – The Matrix could be real

  Dear Darcus, I’m not sure if anything or anyone in my office is actually real. I’m a big fan of The Matrix movies and after watching every film in the trilogy a good 30 times each, I’m starting to wonder if the films might actually be real. For example, someone asked me to help…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Jealous of a colleague with a broken leg

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Jealous of a colleague with a broken leg

  Dear Darcus, I’m rather jealous of a colleague in the office that has a broken leg. Ever since he came back to work, all the girls are constantly asking him what happened when he broke it and some of the more attractive ones have even asked if they can sign it. The person in…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Sunglasses in the office

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Sunglasses in the office

  Dear Darcus, I can’t help wearing sunglasses in the office. I’m a huge fan of Roy Orbison and he always wore shades whether he was indoors or outdoors and nobody thought it was in any way strange. When I do it however, all my employees think it’s hypocritical when I tell them that it’s…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – I keep confusing Austria with Australia!

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – I keep confusing Austria with Australia!

Dear Darcus, I keep confusing Austria with Australia. I work for an international courier company and unforutantely whenever we get parcels that need to be dispatched to Austria they inadvertently end up in Australia and vice versa. Do you think this problem will have a long lasting detrimental effect on the business?   Dear Reader,…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Struggling to get drunk

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Struggling to get drunk

Dear Darcus, As we come up to the Chrsitmas period, I now have a lot of client lunches booked in the diary, but have noticed how difficult it is becoming for me to get sufficiently drunk during the meal. I’ve tried everything. I will even drink a few cans of lager before getting to the…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – I keep on getting fired!

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – I keep on getting fired!

  Dear Darcus, I keep getting fired from every new job I get. I’ve been Managing Director of a company, I then got a job as a senior director. From there I managed to secure employment as a team leader and from that point I was lucky enough to secure a cushy little number as…

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W1nners Club Problem Page – My colleagues think i’m tight fisted

W1nners Club Problem Page – My colleagues think i’m tight fisted

  Dear Darcus, My colleagues at work think I’m tight fisted. They may have a point in that I refuse to buy umbrellas to protect me from the rain and instead I use a 5p carrier bag to protect my head from the bad weather (it’s the same carrier bag I use for shopping B.T.W.)…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – backwards writing help t’can I

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – backwards writing help t’can I

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