Owner of house bought with bitcoin is yet to attend neighbourhood watch meetings

Owner of house bought with bitcoin is yet to attend neighbourhood watch meetings

  The owner of the world’s first house to be purchased using Bitcoin is yet to attend a neighbourhood watch meeting The W1nners’ Club can reveal.   The new build house in Colchester, Essex has become the first in the world to be sold for Bitcoin as the price for the currency recently surged above…

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Facebook ‘Take a Break’ feature is responsible for 99% of make up sex

Facebook ‘Take a Break’ feature is responsible for 99% of make up sex

  The new ‘Take a break’ feature introduced by Facebook is said by experts to be responsible for more than 99% of make up sex.   Having the ability to block an ex-partner from the news feed is said to be so effective when It comes to coping with the emotional stress of a failed…

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Uber says its business practices were developed in the former East Germany

Uber says its business practices were developed in the former East Germany

  Uber this week announced that its key business practices were developed in the former East Germany.   The details were outlined in a 37-page letter filed by the company’s ex-security manager Richard Jacobs, who stated that the theft of competitive trade secrets, bribery of foreign officials and spying on competitors and politicians were all…

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Disney acquisition of Fox could result in some really f*cked up new films

Disney acquisition of Fox could result in some really f*cked up new films

  Walt Disney has struck a $50bn-plus deal with Rupert Murdoch’s 21st Century Fox that some experts say could result in some of the most f*cked up films ever made.   The deal will bring together the film studio behind hits such as Avatar, X-Men and Ice Age together with Disney’s film assets such as…

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Apple admits Shazam doesn’t work when your dad is singing along to the radio

Apple admits Shazam doesn’t work when your dad is singing along to the radio

  Apple has finally admitted that Shazam doesn’t work properly if you try to find out the name of a song that your dad also happens to be singing along to at the same time.   The US tech company said Shazam was a natural fit for its Apple Music streaming service, but conceded that…

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British Airways staff kneed in the groin if found to still be a Virgin

British Airways staff kneed in the groin if found to still be a Virgin

  British Airways has confirmed that its staff will be kneed in the groin if any of them are found to still be a Virgin.   The boss of the UK’s national airline made a public wager against his old nemesis Sir Richard Branson, pledging that whoever won the bet would get to knee the…

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Robert Mugabe offers to help out with Brexit trade negotiations

Robert Mugabe offers to help out with Brexit trade negotiations

  Former Zimbabwean President Mr. Robert Mugabe has offered to assist with Britain’s trade talks in the next round of Brexit negotiations.   The ageing ex-dictator is said to be looking for a new project to undertake now that he has a lot more time on his hands since leaving office and Zimbabwean officials have…

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Clubs ‘shamed’ for not paying the minimum £50k a week footballer wages

Clubs ‘shamed’ for not paying the minimum £50k a week footballer wages

  Three Scottish football clubs have been “named and shamed” for paying their players less than the universally recognised minimum footballer wages of £50,000 per week.   Motherwell, Greenock Morton and Falkirk were on a list of employers that have been outed for not paying the minimum wage that a professional footballer needs in order…

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Former Volkswagen executive somehow keeps passing prison drug tests

Former Volkswagen executive somehow keeps passing prison drug tests

  A former Volkswagen executive sentenced to seven years in prison as a result of the diesel emissions scandal somehow manages to pass all the drug tests inside.   Oliver Schmidt is the second person to be imprisoned in the US over the diesel emissions scandal and fellow prisoners have complained that he often wanders…

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Next men’s underwear to be sold at Tesco deli counters

Next men’s underwear to be sold at Tesco deli counters

  Tesco is set to start selling Next men’s underwear at its deli counters in an attempt to woo in-store customers who may be in desperate need of a change of pants.   Britain’s largest supermarket chain recently struck a deal with the high-street fashion brand to use the extra space in its larger stores,…

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