McDonalds to become a Chinese take away after the success of its Szechuan sauce

McDonalds to become a Chinese take away after the success of its Szechuan sauce

McDonalds has announced plans to turn itself into a Chinese take away chain after the recent success of its Szechuan sauce.   Despite being on sale for only a single day, no product relaunch has provoked an outpouring of such public emotion since Robin Thicke announced he was going back into the studio to record…

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Dove Soap advert claims Keira Knightley used to be Mr. T

Dove Soap advert claims Keira Knightley used to be Mr. T

  The latest advert for Dove soap makes the rather bold claim that actress Keira Knightley used to be Mr. T. before using the company’s product.   The advert shows Mr. T’s character B.A. Baracus, shooting at bad guys (and missing them of course), refusing to board a plane and pumping weights at the gym…

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Shops will accept supermarket trolleys as payment instead of new £1 coins

Shops will accept supermarket trolleys as payment instead of new £1 coins

  Thousands of shops in the UK will ignore the Royal Mint’s deadline to stop accepting the old £1 coins and will happily receive payment in supermarket trolleys instead.   A small business trade organisation representing 170,000 companies, has advised its members to accept the trolleys as payment because the changeover period for the new…

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Natural History Museum interested in selling 2 Sisters’ out of date chicken

Natural History Museum interested in selling 2 Sisters’ out of date chicken

  The Natural History Museum has expressed an interest in selling chicken from one of the UK’s largest supermarket suppliers after undercover footage revealed some of the meat was much older than originally thought.   The Guardian and ITV released film showing an occurrence where 2 Sisters workers altered the slaughter date of poultry being…

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Sex for sale at Poundland for a quid

Sex for sale at Poundland for a quid

  Poundland has announced plans to start selling sex for £1 a go.   The new product called Nooky, follows the success of the discount retailer’s £1 bullet vibrator which became a best-seller back in 2016. Poundland’s Head of Cheaply Procured Shorterm Dating, Mr. Pimpson Hoes said, “We’re really aiming to make sex more accessible…

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Monarch Airlines still ahead of Ryanair in customer satisfaction league tables

Monarch Airlines still ahead of Ryanair in customer satisfaction league tables

  Monarch Airlines is still marginally ahead of fierce rival Ryanair in the customer satisfaction league tables despite going into administration and leaving 110,000 passengers stranded overseas.   Efforts are continuing to bring back holidaymakers after the carrier went bust having racked up £60million in losses this year, but the majority of Monarch customers that…

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Jacob Rees-Mogg opens the world’s first anti-abortion, back street abortion clinic

Jacob Rees-Mogg opens the world’s first anti-abortion, back street abortion clinic

  Jacob Rees-Mogg has just announced plans to open the world’s first anti abortion, abortion clinic The W1nners’ Club can reveal.   The Tory MP for Somerset is a devout catholic who recently said he was against abortion, but nevertheless has decided to open a backstreet abortion clinic on the grounds that religious ideology is…

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Dyson electric car looks suspiciously similar to a road sweeper

Dyson electric car looks suspiciously similar to a road sweeper

  Dyson unveiled the prototype for its new electric car this week and motoring enthusiasts have commented on how similar it looks to a bog-standard road sweeper.   The battery-powered vehicle is due to be launched in 2020 and 400 staff have been working on the secret project for the past two years at the…

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Twitter fails to beat Gandhi’s record for the most characters ever witnessed on screen

Twitter fails to beat Gandhi’s record for the most characters ever witnessed on screen

  Twitter has failed in its recent bid to beat Richard Attenborough’s Oscar winning movie ‘Gandhi’ for the record number of characters ever witnessed on a screen.   Despite allowing an increase in the amount of characters users can use in a tweet from 140 to 280, it is thought that this figure still falls…

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