Substitute products to get really random if M&S partners with Ocado

Substitute products to get really random if M&S partners with Ocado

  Marks and Spencer is exploring a tie-up with delivery company Ocado in a move that is expected to result in some extremely random substitute product offerings.   Talks between the two firms will start in the next few weeks and instead of the Ocado driver turning up at your door with a raspberry Muller…

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Car thieves caught stealing a Vauxhall Zafira should be made to keep it say MPs

Car thieves caught stealing a Vauxhall Zafira should be made to keep it say MPs

  MPs on the Transport Select Committee said that anyone who steals a Vauxhall Zafira should be forced to keep it as punishment.   Apart from the mortal shame of having to drive around all day in a Vauxhall, the threat of the vehicle bursting into flames at any moment should be enough to put…

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90% of Welsh holidaymakers think Qatar Airways is a new type of cold remedy

90% of Welsh holidaymakers think Qatar Airways is a new type of cold remedy

  Long-haul flights from Cardiff to the Middle East have been announced by Qatar Airways even though most Welsh holidaymakers believe the airline is a new Cold and Flu remedy.   Cardiff Airport was bought by the Welsh Government in 2013 for £52m following a slump in passenger numbers, but travellers remain confused as to…

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MPs to discuss whether Philip Green should be allowed to keep his manhood

MPs to discuss whether Philip Green should be allowed to keep his manhood

  Sir Philip Green has been warned that he could still be stripped and have his manhood removed one year after the collapse of BHS.   The veteran Labour MP Frank Field said Green had not done enough to stay in possession of his todger amid lingering concerns over the £363m settlement struck between the…

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Powerleague and Goals consider 4-a-side match because 2 players haven’t turned up yet

Powerleague and Goals consider 4-a-side match because 2 players haven’t turned up yet

  Shares in Goals Soccer Centres jumped after the five-a-side football firm confirmed it was in early-stage talks to play a 4-a-side match with rival Powerleague because two of their players haven’t turned up yet.   In a stock market announcement, Goals said that 4-a-side was among the “strategic opportunities” currently being assessed by its…

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Customers of Three Mobile refuse to pay their bills in case they belong to someone else

Customers of Three Mobile refuse to pay their bills in case they belong to someone else

  Customers of Three Mobile are refusing to pay their phone bills after receiving embarrassing messages intended for other users after a fault on the network.   Customers on the mobile provider that uses the slogan, “best network for data” – were left unable to make or receive calls for around four hours over the…

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United Kingdom is slowly turning into one giant Primark store

United Kingdom is slowly turning into one giant Primark store

  Primark will continue to open new shops and bigger units until the whole of the United Kingdom effectively becomes one giant retail store.   The clothes shop does not consider itself to be at or even close to saturation point in the UK and Ireland even though its clothes can now be found on…

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Sweden abandons the six hour day because everybody keeps working overtime

Sweden abandons the six hour day because everybody keeps working overtime

  Sweden recently went back to an eight hour working day because employees would rather stay in the office and claim overtime than go home to be with their loved ones.   The City of Gothenburg didn’t extend the experiment into the benefits of working shortened workdays because the budget allocated for the two year…

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Volkswagen ‘all-electric’ concept car does a staggering 300 miles on a full tank of diesel

Volkswagen ‘all-electric’ concept car does a staggering 300 miles on a full tank of diesel

  German car manufacturer Volkswagen unveiled its latest all-electric concept vehicle that can reach top speeds of 112 mph and a range of 300 miles on a single full tank of diesel.   The new electric concept vehicle is the third in VW’s new line up after its hatchback and van concepts and is also…

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