Customer Feedback Form – Luxury Flats

Customer Feedback Form – Luxury Flats

We are constantly trying to improve the level of service we provide, and ask that you take a minute to tell us how we are doing and what we can do to improve. How happy are you with the job we have just completed?  (1 = delighted – 5 = very unhappy) 1 2 3…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – I have a thing for serial killers

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – I have a thing for serial killers

  Dear Darcus, I am mildly ashamed to say that I have a real thing for serial killers. I work in the accounts payable department of a building supplies firm in Guildford so as you can imagine, I don’t get to meet many serial killers as most of them are either in jail or haven’t…

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10 people whose ‘average day at the office’ involves playing bass amazingly well

10 people whose ‘average day at the office’ involves playing bass amazingly well

You’re good at your job. You must be otherwise you wouldn’t have one. You turn up every day and you give it your all to make sure that your part of the giant machine that is the organisation you work for, functions as a well-oiled and efficient unit. Working in an office is a bit…

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You’ve just been sacked………why not climb to the top of Mount Everest?

You’ve just been sacked………why not climb to the top of Mount Everest?

What is it do you think that people enjoy most about going into work every day? Is it waiting for a delayed train on a cramped station platform in monsoon conditions before 8am? Is it the getting even more cramped inside a train carriage meant for 150 that is currently holding somewhere close to a…

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10 reasons why an internship could put you off employment forever

10 reasons why an internship could put you off employment forever

Here at The W1nners’ Club, we recognise that we have a responsibility. Our responsibility is not just to provide incorrect and quite frankly downright litigious advice on how to survive life in the workplace, we also have a responsibility to nurture future generations to ensure that offices the world over are filled with ill-informed employees…

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Appraisal form – Mobile Toilet Operative

Appraisal form – Mobile Toilet Operative

Employee’s name: William Childs Job title: Mobile Toilet Operative Department: Festivals and Building Sites Date of engagement: 08/09/2016 Manager: Dave Somerset Date of meeting: 08/09/2017 Current performance Objective/competence 1:   Achievement of the minimum required cleaning of 20 Mobile Toilets per hour Objective/competence 2: Not throwing up Objective/competence 3: Not falling in Development summary:  …

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – My criminal record is longer than my employment record

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – My criminal record is longer than my employment record

  Dear Darcus, I was updating my CV the other day and I noticed that my criminal record is longer than my employment record. Do you think this will have a negative effect on my career going forward?   Dear Reader, I often receive CVs that aren’t very impressive but then when you do a…

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10 of the most depressing workspaces anyone has ever had to work in

10 of the most depressing workspaces anyone has ever had to work in

The workspace industry is big business these days. From the smallest start up to the largest industrial players, most companies recognise that having a quality environment within which to work is essential for the success of a business. Take a minute to spare a thought for those that are not so lucky to work in…

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You’ve just been sacked………why not become a futurist?

You’ve just been sacked………why not become a futurist?

“Choose life, choose Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and hope that someone, somewhere cares. Choose looking up old flames, wishing you’d done it all differently and choose watching history repeat itself. Choose your future. Choose reality TV, slut shaming, revenge porn. Choose a zero hour contract, a two hour journey to work and choose the same for…

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8 clothing items to force your colleague to wear if you beat them in a bet

8 clothing items to force your colleague to wear if you beat them in a bet

Depending on which football team you support, you are either a person that consistently loses bets with colleagues at work or somebody that always wins them. Manchester United fans for example, have consistently been so assured of their team winning an office banter duel over the last few decades that the opposing person might as…

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