Accident Report Book – Waste Cardboard Packing

Accident Report Book – Waste Cardboard Packing

1.    About the person who had the accident: Name: Andrew Davies Address: 24 Smith Street, Bolton, Lancashire Postcode: BL4 3BD Occupation:  Warehouse Manager 2.    About you the person filling in this record: Complete if you did not have the accident: Name: Paul Sykes Address: 83 Caledon Road, Bolton, Lancashire Postcode: BL2 4DY Occupation: Warehouse Operative…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Am I a workaholic?

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Am I a workaholic?

  Dear Darcus, I get 25 days annual leave from work every year but I always dread taking them. I’ve tried going away to lots of beautiful places like The Maldives, Cuba, Thailand and Bali, but all I do is sit at the pool bar all day wishing I was back in the office. Do…

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10 creepy images taken in abandoned offices

10 creepy images taken in abandoned offices

Have a look around your office on any given day and you’ll see a bustling place that is full of people between the hours of 9am and 6pm. As with everything else in life however, even offices have an upper limit to how long they are put to good use. The W1nners’ Club urban exploration…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not become a professional gambler?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not become a professional gambler?

What does the word LIFE stand for? Looks Interesting and F*cking Entertaining? La Crosse Is For Everyone? Labour Intensive Foreign Email? Whatever meaning you have attached to this part of existence that is known as living, at some point it will all have to be paid for. If you don’t have a job, this may…

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10 tell-tale signs that indicate a team member is about to hand in their resignation

10 tell-tale signs that indicate a team member is about to hand in their resignation

How short some people’s memories are! You didn’t throw their CV into the bin upon spotting the first spelling mistake, you pretended to believe their unlikely story about how they generated £100,000 of incremental revenue in a single month in their previous job, you gave them an interview – hell, you even gave them a…

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Customer Feedback Form – Wheelchair Access

Customer Feedback Form – Wheelchair Access

We are constantly trying to improve the level of service we provide, and ask that you take a minute to tell us how we are doing and what we can do to improve: How happy are you with the job we have just completed?  (1 = delighted – 5 = very unhappy) 1 2 3…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Ugly people in the office

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Ugly people in the office

  Dear Darcus, I have a real issue about employing ugly people at my office. I know that people should be judged on their ability to do the job, but how is someone able to do the job if I’ve already fired them during their first week for not making my coffee in the right…

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Build a Scalextric track in your office when the boss goes out for the afternoon

Build a Scalextric track in your office when the boss goes out for the afternoon

Most people these days work in one of two types of offices. Firstly, there’s the office where the boss is present. These tend to be drab and boring places that involve only the occasional exchange of banter between colleagues before somebody inevitably hears you having fun and decides to put a stop to such frivolities…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not win the Tour de France?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not win the Tour de France?

It’s a bad time at the moment. Getting up early to watch people as they rush to get the bus or train every morning so that they can get to work on time fills you with a sense of partial relief that you don’t have to do it anymore – but your main concern is…

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5 things you’ll miss about being unemployed when you finally get a new job

5 things you’ll miss about being unemployed when you finally get a new job

Unemployment is a trying time for the best of people – even those that have never actually had a proper job like The Queen. It causes you to doubt yourself and question your role in the world on an existential level. Who am I? What is my purpose? Should I really have bought a bottle…

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