Notice of disciplinary meeting – DIY Store Shelf Stacker

Notice of disciplinary meeting – DIY Store Shelf Stacker

Date 10/08/2017   Dear Bob, I am writing to tell you that you are required to attend a disciplinary meeting on 14/08/2017 at 9am which is to be held in my office. At this meeting the question of disciplinary action against you, in accordance with the Company Disciplinary Procedure, will be considered with regard to:…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Google Chrome doesn’t work

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Google Chrome doesn’t work

  Dear Darcus, I think my ex-employer has hacked into my Google Chrome account. When I left my previous job, I couldn’t get a job in the industry I had been working in for the last 10 years so I decided to change career and go into business on my own. I set up my…

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The 10 worst airport destinations to fly to on business

The 10 worst airport destinations to fly to on business

Everybody loves a good trip away – even on business. Whilst you won’t necessarily get to spend all day sipping cocktails and lounging by the side of a pool, the money you do spend usually isn’t yours and the change of scenery can make work seem that little bit more interesting. For most destinations on…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not become a pearl diver?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not become a pearl diver?

Getting up for work every morning is a source of pride for most people because it’s symbolic of one’s social status. To have a job to get up for means you are doing okay in life. It may not be the job you’d be doing if you had bothered to do your Chemistry homework when…

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How to have a successful career without any discernible talent whatsoever

How to have a successful career without any discernible talent whatsoever

Some people just have it don’t they? They are able to anticipate problems before they occur and if problems ever do occur they always have a solution. In the unlikely event that they don’t have a solution the problem will inadvertently become somebody else’s fault. Such individuals are few and far between which means the…

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Appraisal form – Sewer Cleaner

Appraisal form – Sewer Cleaner

  Employee’s name: Mr. Sanjeev Gupta Job title: Sewer Cleaner Department: Environmental Health Date of engagement: 03/05/2017 Manager: Mrs. Pauline Jones Date of meeting: 03/08/2017 Current performance   Objective/competence 1:   Being prepared to climb down a stinking manhole without being thrown in. Objective/competence 2: Not begging to come out straight away. Objective/competence 3: Not…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Addicted to sacking people

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Addicted to sacking people

    Dear Darcus, I think I’m addicted to sacking people. The first time I had to let someone go I was terrified and didn’t know what to say to them, particularly when the ex-employee burst into tears but now I’m slightly embarrassed to say that I rather enjoy it. I sometimes find that I…

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How to deal with difficult customers like Craig Feldspar from Malcolm in the Middle would

How to deal with difficult customers like Craig Feldspar from Malcolm in the Middle would

If you’re lucky / unfortunate (delete as appropriate) enough to work in retail, you’ll know that difficult customers are part and parcel of the daily grind. Whilst it’s too easy to immediately lose your temper and start insulting shoppers every time they annoy you, your commitment to your employer and more importantly, to paying the…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not become the next Dynamo?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not become the next Dynamo?

Here are the main reasons why being unemployed can be a whole load of fun: You don’t have to get up early in the morning to go to work. You get loads of free stuff from the government like dental treatment and bus passes. You can binge watch The Jeremy Kyle Show. You can spend…

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How to hide a secret message inside a Powerpoint presentation

How to hide a secret message inside a Powerpoint presentation

There are numerous reasons why you would need to send a secret message to a colleague in the workplace. You may be having an affair and don’t want the snoopers in the I.T. department to know your intimate business. You might have a disciplinary hearing coming up and will need to get your version of…

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