Customer Feedback Form – Office Security Improvement Work

Customer Feedback Form – Office Security Improvement Work

We are constantly trying to improve the level of service we provide, and ask that you take a minute to tell us how we are doing and what we can do to improve. How happy are you with the job we have just completed?  (1 = delighted – 5 = very unhappy) 1 2 3…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Struggling to get drunk

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Struggling to get drunk

Dear Darcus, As we come up to the Chrsitmas period, I now have a lot of client lunches booked in the diary, but have noticed how difficult it is becoming for me to get sufficiently drunk during the meal. I’ve tried everything. I will even drink a few cans of lager before getting to the…

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10 things younger office workers have never experienced in their working lives

10 things younger office workers have never experienced in their working lives

Kids eh? They don’t know how easy they have it these days do they? They have a computer that fits in their pocket, their mail gets delivered from halfway across the world in a split second and they have record collections that comprise several million tracks but they only have to pay £10 a month…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not create the most valuable company ever?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not create the most valuable company ever?

We’ve finally found out what UNEMPLOYED stands for! All along we thought it was just some word that referred to someone that is without a paid job but available to work, but in reality it means: Ultra Naughty Employee Made Penny Less Over Young Eyecandy Dalliance. Now that we have this cleared up, we need…

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9 flashy sounding job titles and what they really mean in plain English

9 flashy sounding job titles and what they really mean in plain English

Do you ever feel that you should be selling yourself a bit more? Whether it’s meeting beautiful strangers at a speed dating event or completing your resume when applying for a new job, sometimes the facts of what you do for a living aren’t enough to project the correct image to your audience. Occasionally, and…

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Appraisal form – Prison inmate Job Review

Appraisal form – Prison inmate Job Review

Inmate’s name: Antonio Cortes Job title: Building Maintainance Operative Department: Building Services – HMP Bellfield Date of engagement: 20/07/2017 Manager: Dave Smith Date of meeting: 20/10/2017 Current performance Objective/competence 1:   Knowing how to use a soldering iron. Objective/competence 2: Using equipment without supervision. Objective/competence 3: Completing a given task without attempting to escape from…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – I keep on getting fired!

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – I keep on getting fired!

  Dear Darcus, I keep getting fired from every new job I get. I’ve been Managing Director of a company, I then got a job as a senior director. From there I managed to secure employment as a team leader and from that point I was lucky enough to secure a cushy little number as…

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A history of how it became possible to play Candy Crush on the daily commute: Part 2

A history of how it became possible to play Candy Crush on the daily commute: Part 2

Hey – thanks for coming back! The fact that you’re reading part two of our history of how it became possible to play Candy Crush on the daily commute would suggest that you either (a) enjoyed the first part, or more likely (b) haven’t yet learned how to count properly. Whatever your reason for paying…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not start your own space tourism company?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not start your own space tourism company?

You can’t just sit around all day moaning about your old boss and how you were stitched up by your colleagues. You knew that fiddling your expenses was a sackable offence so now you’ll have to pay the consequences unfortunately. Your time will therefore need to be spent looking for work that doesn’t involve handling…

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The 6 types of coworker that you usually find in the average office

The 6 types of coworker that you usually find in the average office

Let’s be honest, working in an office is no mean feat is it? There are often very contrasting personality types that are thrown together in the vain hope that everybody will be mature enough to get the job done every day. Unfortunately however, it rarely ever works out like this. People squabble and plot against…

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