Appraisal form – Mobile Toilet Operative

Appraisal form – Mobile Toilet Operative

Employee’s name: William Childs Job title: Mobile Toilet Operative Department: Festivals and Building Sites Date of engagement: 08/09/2016 Manager: Dave Somerset Date of meeting: 08/09/2017 Current performance Objective/competence 1:   Achievement of the minimum required cleaning of 20 Mobile Toilets per hour Objective/competence 2: Not throwing up Objective/competence 3: Not falling in Development summary:  …

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – My criminal record is longer than my employment record

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – My criminal record is longer than my employment record

  Dear Darcus, I was updating my CV the other day and I noticed that my criminal record is longer than my employment record. Do you think this will have a negative effect on my career going forward?   Dear Reader, I often receive CVs that aren’t very impressive but then when you do a…

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10 of the most depressing workspaces anyone has ever had to work in

10 of the most depressing workspaces anyone has ever had to work in

The workspace industry is big business these days. From the smallest start up to the largest industrial players, most companies recognise that having a quality environment within which to work is essential for the success of a business. Take a minute to spare a thought for those that are not so lucky to work in…

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You’ve just been sacked………why not become a futurist?

You’ve just been sacked………why not become a futurist?

“Choose life, choose Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and hope that someone, somewhere cares. Choose looking up old flames, wishing you’d done it all differently and choose watching history repeat itself. Choose your future. Choose reality TV, slut shaming, revenge porn. Choose a zero hour contract, a two hour journey to work and choose the same for…

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8 clothing items to force your colleague to wear if you beat them in a bet

8 clothing items to force your colleague to wear if you beat them in a bet

Depending on which football team you support, you are either a person that consistently loses bets with colleagues at work or somebody that always wins them. Manchester United fans for example, have consistently been so assured of their team winning an office banter duel over the last few decades that the opposing person might as…

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Accident Report Book – Agricultural Haulage Truck Driver

Accident Report Book – Agricultural Haulage Truck Driver

1.    About the person who had the accident: Name: Dave Williams Address: 65 Delaware Place, Bromsgrove, West Midlands Postcode: B61 2HG Occupation: Truck Driver 2.    About you the person filling in this record: Complete if you did not have the accident: Name: Address: Postcode: Occupation: 3.    About the accident: Say when it happened: Date: 01/09/2017…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – I refuse to give staff a payrise

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – I refuse to give staff a payrise

  Dear Darcus, I’m the owner of a fairly successful company – well, I say successful but the reality is we’re not doing anywhere near as well as we should be. The point is, my staff keep threatening to leave but I refuse to award pay rises because I don’t want anyone to earn anything…

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10 incredibly dumb things that have been overheard at The W1nners’ Club offices

10 incredibly dumb things that have been overheard at The W1nners’ Club offices

Just because you work in an office, it doesn’t actually mean that everybody you work with should be working in an office. In fact, it’s fair to say that some of your colleagues more than likely should never have been employed – by anyone! EVER! Unfortunately, the usual vetting procedures that are employed to ensure…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not become an animal psychologist?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not become an animal psychologist?

So, your bedtime is now usually the same time that most people wake up and the time you wake up is roughly the same time that most people go to bed. Unemployment has forced these new nocturnal habits upon you and despite not really being bothered about not having a job to get up for…

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7 ways to get into a brawl on the daily commute

7 ways to get into a brawl on the daily commute

(WARNING: The following content is only suitable for people who do not consider themselves to be a morning person. Everyone else should look away now and click on some of our other stuff that is a bit more suitable!!) If you’re not a morning person, please read on: Forget outdated concepts such as race, sex…

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