Business Contractor Agreement – Corner Wall Repair Work at Legoland

Business Contractor Agreement – Corner Wall Repair Work at Legoland

Contractor Agreement This agreement is made on the 23/09/2017 between William Daley Building Repairs and Legoland Theme Park of Legoland, Windsor {the ‘Company’} The Contractor has entered into an agreement with the Company for the performance of certain works {the ‘Works’}. The works are hereby agreed as follows: Fixing of a corner wall to render…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Large text font makes me ill

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Large text font makes me ill

  Dear Darcus, Large text font makes me feel ill. I’m okay with messages that get sent to me via text, but if someone sends me a report via email and I open it up at my desktop, if any of the font is larger than size 14, I start to sweat and feel horribly…

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Are you a workplace wimp or a boardroom bully?

Are you a workplace wimp or a boardroom bully?

Let’s be honest – working in an office can be pretty stressful at times. There are presentations to do in front of colleagues, clients and superiors. There are targets to be met, reports to be done and co-workers’ banter to ignore. The success of your career going forward will depend on how well you’re able…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not terraform Mars?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not terraform Mars?

This unemployment lark isn’t much fun is it? For starters, it can be incredibly embarrassing seeing one of your neighbours in the job centre that you’ve been trying to shag for years and who previously thought you had a decent job. The only way you’ll be able to remedy this situation is if you’re able…

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How to survive becoming pregnant after a one night stand with a colleague

How to survive becoming pregnant after a one night stand with a colleague

What seemed like a good idea at the time, now brings all that flirting by the water cooler to a sobering reality. It turns out the real reason why you’ve developed a penchant for rum and raisin ice cream and pickles in the last two months is………yes, that’s right – you’re pregnant! To make matters…

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Customer Feedback Form – Luxury Flats

Customer Feedback Form – Luxury Flats

We are constantly trying to improve the level of service we provide, and ask that you take a minute to tell us how we are doing and what we can do to improve. How happy are you with the job we have just completed?  (1 = delighted – 5 = very unhappy) 1 2 3…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – I have a thing for serial killers

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – I have a thing for serial killers

  Dear Darcus, I am mildly ashamed to say that I have a real thing for serial killers. I work in the accounts payable department of a building supplies firm in Guildford so as you can imagine, I don’t get to meet many serial killers as most of them are either in jail or haven’t…

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10 people whose ‘average day at the office’ involves playing bass amazingly well

10 people whose ‘average day at the office’ involves playing bass amazingly well

You’re good at your job. You must be otherwise you wouldn’t have one. You turn up every day and you give it your all to make sure that your part of the giant machine that is the organisation you work for, functions as a well-oiled and efficient unit. Working in an office is a bit…

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You’ve just been sacked………why not climb to the top of Mount Everest?

You’ve just been sacked………why not climb to the top of Mount Everest?

What is it do you think that people enjoy most about going into work every day? Is it waiting for a delayed train on a cramped station platform in monsoon conditions before 8am? Is it the getting even more cramped inside a train carriage meant for 150 that is currently holding somewhere close to a…

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10 reasons why an internship could put you off employment forever

10 reasons why an internship could put you off employment forever

Here at The W1nners’ Club, we recognise that we have a responsibility. Our responsibility is not just to provide incorrect and quite frankly downright litigious advice on how to survive life in the workplace, we also have a responsibility to nurture future generations to ensure that offices the world over are filled with ill-informed employees…

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