Notice of disciplinary meeting – Trainee Plumber

Notice of disciplinary meeting – Trainee Plumber

Date: 06/10/2017   Dear Anja, I am writing to tell you that you are required to attend a disciplinary meeting on Monday at 9am which is to be held in my office. At this meeting the question of disciplinary action against you, in accordance with the Company Disciplinary Procedure, will be considered with regard to:…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – backwards writing help t’can I

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – backwards writing help t’can I

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8 ways to make your mobile phone look awesome if you drop it before pay day

8 ways to make your mobile phone look awesome if you drop it before pay day

One of the worst things that can happen to an upwardly mobile office worker like yourself is dropping your mobile phone. Your phone isn’t just an extension of you, it IS you. Dropping your phone and smashing the screen is the modern day equivalent of being run over by a steam train. But fear not,…

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You’ve just been sacked…………………why not create your own social media website?

You’ve just been sacked…………………why not create your own social media website?

“GET OUT OF BED YOU LAZY SO-AND-SO! IT’S TWO O’CLOCK IN THE AFTERNOON!” Is this something that you hear often these days? Being unemployed is hard because finding ways to fill the time you have at your disposal can be difficult now that you don’t have a boss to annoy you every day. You’ll therefore…

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How to become famous if you ever appear on a business themed reality TV show

How to become famous if you ever appear on a business themed reality TV show

Reality TV is big business these days – not just for the TV stations that have been consistently lowering the tone of popular entertainment for the last 15 years or so, but also for the contestants. Jade Goody (RIP) was arguably the first bona fide superstar to emerge from the reality TV universe and more…

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Investigation Plan – Staircase Manufacturer

Investigation Plan – Staircase Manufacturer

Investigator   S. Jones Terms of reference     How the f*ck this has happened? Provisional time-frame   NOW! Policies and procedures to review and follow Find out who the dickhead is that decided it would be a good idea to…… I’m not sure how to describe it really, just have a look at the…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Scared of nuclear war

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Scared of nuclear war

  Dear Darcus, I’m terrified of a nuclear war breaking out. Every time I watch the news it looks as if we’re only a couple of minutes away from hearing the three minute warning. As a result, I make sure all my staff are equipped with gas masks and radioactiviy suits (all to be deducted…

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9 incredibly morbid Soviet era workplace safety posters

9 incredibly morbid Soviet era workplace safety posters

They’re made out of bloody strong stuff out there in Eastern Europe aren’t they? Despite enduring an unbelievably cold winter climate, a revolution in 1917, Nazi invasion, Stalinist purges, Boris Yeltsin’s dancing and Mikhail Gorbachev’s birthmark, our Russian friends still know how to go about their daily business with a smile on their faces. Here…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not stage your own prison riot?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not stage your own prison riot?

A quick questionnaire if you will: Do you wake up before 8am on a Monday through to Friday? Is your favourite time of the month anywhere between the 26th to the 30th/31st? Do you own a suit that you have never worn to court? Do you know how to use a calculator? Do you have…

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10 perks to give staff instead of a salary if your company is going bankrupt

10 perks to give staff instead of a salary if your company is going bankrupt

Staff management is a sublime artform that requires both artistic endeavour and a scientific understanding of the human psyche. You need to be both a councillor and a disciplinarian rolled into one. It is therefore imperative that a good people manager rewards his or her team when they have performed well (or not so well…

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