Petty cash voucher – new Apple computer

Petty cash voucher – new Apple computer

Voucher number: 04512 Request Information: Voucher number: 04512 Date: 24/11/2017 Amount requested: £850,000 Requested by: Simon Barnes (I.T. Purchasing) Note: Petty cash requests must not exceed £60.00 Description of Need: I have been told by the marketing team that we require an Apple computer for our in-house graphic designer, but I was told that under…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – The Matrix could be real

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – The Matrix could be real

  Dear Darcus, I’m not sure if anything or anyone in my office is actually real. I’m a big fan of The Matrix movies and after watching every film in the trilogy a good 30 times each, I’m starting to wonder if the films might actually be real. For example, someone asked me to help…

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8 sportspeople whose facial expressions at work make them appear constipated

8 sportspeople whose facial expressions at work make them appear constipated

So you think you’ve got it tough working in an office do you? Whilst things can get a bit stressful when project deadlines need to be met and targets are being missed, you are still within walking distance of the toilets so you can easily go for a quick power nap to avoid doing any…

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You’ve just been sacked………why not build your own Egyptian pyramid?

You’ve just been sacked………why not build your own Egyptian pyramid?

Boredom, lack of self esteem, not enough money to buy Golden Virginia tobacco, off licence has run out of Rizla papers – all of the above are familiar events in the day-to-day existence of an unemployed person. Fear not however because help is at hand. We have committed ourselves to coming up with ways to…

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How to stage your very own office Olympics

How to stage your very own office Olympics

It’s that time of the week again! The boss is away on annual leave and most people in the office have been for a liquid lunch. As you and your colleagues drunkenly slave your way through the remainder of the afternoon, it might be an idea to let go of the mouse for a minute,…

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Anti money laundering information request – Kazakh 24 hr. massage services

Anti money laundering information request – Kazakh 24 hr. massage services

Date: 16/11/2017   Dear Mr Karimov. Like many businesses, “Karimov 24 Hr. Massage Services” must comply with Anti Money Laundering Legislation, which are intended to inhibit the activities of terrorists and other criminals. If we fail to perform these duties, we risk prosecution that may lead to imprisonment. Before we accept your instructions for the…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Jealous of a colleague with a broken leg

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Jealous of a colleague with a broken leg

  Dear Darcus, I’m rather jealous of a colleague in the office that has a broken leg. Ever since he came back to work, all the girls are constantly asking him what happened when he broke it and some of the more attractive ones have even asked if they can sign it. The person in…

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10 of the strangest children’s books we’ve ever been asked to review

10 of the strangest children’s books we’ve ever been asked to review

If you are a regular reader of W1nners’ Club content, you’ll know that we have a fairly relaxed attitude to some of the content we carry on our website. Unfortunately however, as a result of our long standing reputation for open-mindedness, certain shall we say – er, ‘niche’ publishers see us as a soft option…

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You’ve just been sacked………why not form the most successful music group in history?

You’ve just been sacked………why not form the most successful music group in history?

It’s no good moping about the house waiting for a miracle because it isn’t going to happen. You were fired from your previous job because of your punctuality and the distinct lack of improvement since signing on the dole means you’ve been sacked from that as well (your benefits have been stopped). You’ll need to…

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5 different types of office culture – which one is most like yours?

5 different types of office culture – which one is most like yours?

Organisations all have a sense of identity that is manifested in their culture. It’s the way people interact with each other, the beliefs, the norms, the values, the rituals – essentially it is ‘how we do things around here.’ We have therefore identified the 5 different types of office culture that most people work in…

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