The W1nners’ Club Office Cockney Rhyming Slang Dictionary

The W1nners’ Club Office Cockney Rhyming Slang Dictionary

  Everybody knows there are no jobs up north. Britain’s once all-powerful manufacturing industries that coughed out smog onto blackened buildings are a thing of the past. True, places like Manchester and Leeds are doing okay, but the real cash is still to be made by putting your handkerchief on a stick and venturing down…

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W1nners’ club Problem Page – A thief in the office

W1nners’ club Problem Page – A thief in the office

  Dear Darcus, £130 has gone missing from the petty cash tin. Everybody knows who did it because the individual in question has just paid off a bar tab that he’s owed for months. What should I do?   Dear Reader, It would appear you have a serious problem in your office. Nobody – repeat,…

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Investigation report – Sun Lounge Airways

Investigation report – Sun Lounge Airways

  Introduction Investigation authorised by: Bryan Mulholland (Customer Complaints Director) Investigator: Marjorie Jones (Internal Auditor)   Date investigation began: 06/07/16 Terms of reference: Customer Complaint with regard to flight SC4576D to Majorca from London Stanstead Airport on 12/06/16.   Background to the investigation: This investigation centres around incidents that took place leading up to the…

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You’ve just been sacked………why not become an international drug kingpin?

You’ve just been sacked………why not become an international drug kingpin?

  Not having a job can be a depressing period in your life so it’s important to maintain a positive outlook on the future. Despite the failure of your last means of gainful employment, there are many other options open to you if you’re prepared to consider them. One of the career choices you may…

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8 reasons why your new job will probably end in tears

8 reasons why your new job will probably end in tears

  The grass is always greener on the other side – right? Wrong. As much as change can be a good thing, there’s no point in changing your situation if the situation you change it to is exactly the same as the one you’ve just left. The only constant in all this to-ing and fro-ing…

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Equal Opportunities Monitoring Form – PA to the Governor of North Borneo

Equal Opportunities Monitoring Form – PA to the Governor of North Borneo

The completion of this form is voluntary, but the information it contains helps us to monitor and improve our equal opportunities at work.  Our company is committed to equality of opportunity in employment and to the selection of the best person for the role. The information you are providing on this page will be kept…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Dodgy Sales Team

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Dodgy Sales Team

  Dear Darcus, I’ve just noticed my sales team have been hitting their bonuses for the last 3 quarters in succession – does this mean they are good at their jobs, or fraudulently swindling clients?   Dear Reader, Whilst I’m sure your company has a robust recruitment policy and you take all the necessary due…

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You’ve just been sacked………why not become the next Heavyweight Champion of the World?

You’ve just been sacked………why not become the next Heavyweight Champion of the World?

  So, you have your P45 held proudly in hand after your last employer showed you the door and now you’re wondering what to do next in your career. Maybe your last job didn’t work out because your boss was a total idiot? Or maybe you simply needed to make a change in your working…

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How to tell if a supplier has sent you a letter bomb in the post

How to tell if a supplier has sent you a letter bomb in the post

  At certain points in your working life you are going to have to deal with suppliers that you don’t see eye-to-eye with. Disagreements can arise in a myriad of ways. A failed negotiation where one of you has insulted a member of the others’ family is one such common example. Your supplier may just…

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Customer Feedback Form – Plumbing Work

Customer Feedback Form – Plumbing Work

  We are constantly trying to improve the level of service we provide, and ask that you take a minute to tell us how we are doing and what we can do to improve. How happy are you with the job we have just completed?  (1 = delighted – 5 = very unhappy) 1 2…

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