Assessment of potential for promotion – Target Holder

Assessment of potential for promotion – Target Holder

Name: Simon  Li Job title: Target Holder Department: North Korean Army Cadet Firearms Training School Length of time in post: 3 full magazines and a change of underwear Date of appraisal: __20/__11/__16 Section A: Assessment of potential  Not fitted at present for further promotion  Not fitted at present but likely to become fitted within the…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Office brawl

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Office brawl

  Dear Darcus, A full scale office brawl has erupted between two staff members. Would it be sensible to break it up, or should I let them slug it out and smash ten piles of crap out of each other?   Dear Reader, In all honesty you will need to use your managerial experience to make…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not become a Fascist Dictator?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not become a Fascist Dictator?

Unemployment throws up many challenges so you need to carefully consider what your next move will be if you’ve been unfortunate enough to get the boot from your old job. Along with suffering the humiliation of having to drink cans of Frosty Jack’s cider instead of your usual pints of Stella every day, it’s also…

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10 things to do on your daily commute to make the journey more bearable

10 things to do on your daily commute to make the journey more bearable

  Alongside the extortionate cost of having to travel between towns or across a large city, commuting provides other delights such as a lack of adequate seating on trains and buses, people talking loudly on their mobile phones about what they had for dinner last night and the sheer monotony of the journey. Fear not…

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Assessment of potential for promotion – Feline Janitor

Assessment of potential for promotion – Feline Janitor

  Name: Tiddles Job title: Office Moggy and part-time janitor Department: Purr-sonnel Length of time in post: 20 minutes Date of appraisal: __13/__11/__16 Section A – Assessment of potential Not fitted at present for further promotion  Not fitted at present but likely to become fitted within the next two years  Fitted for promotion Section B…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – CRM System abuse

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – CRM System abuse

  Dear Darcus, A member of staff thought it would be hilarious to alter some customer details on the company CRM system. The customer in question subsequently received an invoice for £18,450 +vat, addressed to a, “Mr Moody c*nt with a ridiculous name.” Is there any course of action to take besides sacking the mindless…

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You’ve just been sacked……..Why not become a Ballet Dancer?

You’ve just been sacked……..Why not become a Ballet Dancer?

  Becoming a professional ballet dancer requires a hell of a lot more than simply sticking on a tutu and trying to stand on tip toe. The art form was invented during the Renaissance period in Italy so is therefore a million miles from the last job you had working in the credit control department…

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5 ways to tell if one of your colleagues has been out all night

5 ways to tell if one of your colleagues has been out all night

  You’re waiting for a member of your team to get in before you can start the morning meeting. It’s 08:59am and your line manager is already smacking his lips in anticipation of being bought a cup of tea by way of an apology from your late colleague. The individual in question, through a record…

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Letter of enquiry to GP – Police Dog Trainer

Letter of enquiry to GP – Police Dog Trainer

  DEAR DOCTOR, PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE RECEIPT OF THIS LETTER IF THERE IS LIKELY TO BE ANY DELAY IN REPLYING Re: Prolonged Sick Leave Name: PC Dave Smith Address: 35 Cherry Tree Lane, Barking, Essex Dear Sir/Madam, To administer Statutory Sick Pay and the organisation’s sick pay scheme as well as planning the work schedule in…

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Assessment of potential for promotion – Beverage Salesman

Assessment of potential for promotion – Beverage Salesman

    Name: Iain Williams Job title: Beverage Salesman Department: Outdoor Promotions Length of time in post: 1 week Date of appraisal: __07/__11/__16 Section A – Assessment of potential Not fitted at present for further promotion Not fitted at present but likely to become fitted within the next two years Fitted for promotion Section B…

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