You’ve just been sacked……why not set up your own email scam?

You’ve just been sacked……why not set up your own email scam?

  Being unemployed gives you the opportunity to explore new avenues and if needs be – an opportunity to try out a new career. Whilst conventional employment opportunities may not suit a person of your temperament (hence, the reason why you’ve just been sacked), if you have a bit of an entrepreneurial spark, you may…

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How to pass your 3 month probation period in a new job

How to pass your 3 month probation period in a new job

  You’ve done it! You’ve passed the interview. Providence has smiled down on you and a company that is even more desperate to recruit staff than you are for a job, has decided to recruit you into their ranks. Now that you have the job, your next big challenge will be to keep it. We…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Toilet Breaks

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Toilet Breaks

  Dear Darcus, A member of my team takes no less than ten, ten minute toilet breaks per day minimum. Should this unliaterally acquired annual leave be amortised through a reduced lunch hour, or should I simply dock the skiver’s wages?   Dear Reader, Obviously, staff should be free to use the toilet when they…

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Client Feedback Report – Outdoor Advertising Campaign for Pilsner Lager

Client Feedback Report – Outdoor Advertising Campaign for Pilsner Lager

  We are constantly trying to improve the level of service we provide, and ask that you take a minute to tell us how we are doing and what we can do to improve. How happy are you with the job we have just completed?  (1 = delighted – 5 = very unhappy) 1 2…

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You’ve just been sacked………why not become an Astronaut?

You’ve just been sacked………why not become an Astronaut?

  No job = no hope, right? Absolutely wrong! Now that you are unemployed, you have the entire world to choose from depending on the next move you decide to make. In fact, the best chance you have of feeling on top of the world in a literal sense is to become an Astronaut. The…

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The W1nners’ Club Office Cockney Rhyming Slang Dictionary

The W1nners’ Club Office Cockney Rhyming Slang Dictionary

  Everybody knows there are no jobs up north. Britain’s once all-powerful manufacturing industries that coughed out smog onto blackened buildings are a thing of the past. True, places like Manchester and Leeds are doing okay, but the real cash is still to be made by putting your handkerchief on a stick and venturing down…

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W1nners’ club Problem Page – A thief in the office

W1nners’ club Problem Page – A thief in the office

  Dear Darcus, £130 has gone missing from the petty cash tin. Everybody knows who did it because the individual in question has just paid off a bar tab that he’s owed for months. What should I do?   Dear Reader, It would appear you have a serious problem in your office. Nobody – repeat,…

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Investigation report – Sun Lounge Airways

Investigation report – Sun Lounge Airways

  Introduction Investigation authorised by: Bryan Mulholland (Customer Complaints Director) Investigator: Marjorie Jones (Internal Auditor)   Date investigation began: 06/07/16 Terms of reference: Customer Complaint with regard to flight SC4576D to Majorca from London Stanstead Airport on 12/06/16.   Background to the investigation: This investigation centres around incidents that took place leading up to the…

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You’ve just been sacked………why not become an international drug kingpin?

You’ve just been sacked………why not become an international drug kingpin?

  Not having a job can be a depressing period in your life so it’s important to maintain a positive outlook on the future. Despite the failure of your last means of gainful employment, there are many other options open to you if you’re prepared to consider them. One of the career choices you may…

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8 reasons why your new job will probably end in tears

8 reasons why your new job will probably end in tears

  The grass is always greener on the other side – right? Wrong. As much as change can be a good thing, there’s no point in changing your situation if the situation you change it to is exactly the same as the one you’ve just left. The only constant in all this to-ing and fro-ing…

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