Petty Cash Voucher – New Mobile Office for the Car Park

Petty Cash Voucher – New Mobile Office for the Car Park

  Voucher number: Request Information: Voucher number: 45678-D Date: 01/04/2017 Amount requested: £8500 Requested by: Paul Sykes – Managing Director Note: Petty cash requests must not exceed £60.00 Description of Need: Whilst I am fully aware that the petty cash limit is £60, I feel an exception must be made on this occasion. I consider…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – My colleague has a crush on me……I think?

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – My colleague has a crush on me……I think?

  Dear Darcus, I think that one of the company directors might have a crush on me. Whenever I hold the door open for her she always says thank you and if I’m in the lift with her at the same time and ask her which floor she wants, she always tells me. Do you…

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10 instances where people qualify for ‘That Guy’ status in the office

10 instances where people qualify for ‘That Guy’ status in the office

Everybody has, ‘that guy,’ in their office. You know the type. They always go the extra mile to make it known to everyone else how eccentric or just plain annoying they can be between the hours of 9:00am and 5:30pm. ‘That guy,’ status has been a part of office culture ever since the first cavemen…

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You’ve just been sacked………why not conduct your own guerrilla war campaign?

You’ve just been sacked………why not conduct your own guerrilla war campaign?

Bad luck my friend. It would appear that lady luck hasn’t taken a shine to you lately and as a result, you are now unfortunately unemployed. There will be difficult times ahead for you, not least because the £4 pints of Stella Artois lager that were so casually consumed at lunchtime when you had a…

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10 incredibly juvenile things to do in response to getting sacked

10 incredibly juvenile things to do in response to getting sacked

  Let’s face it – getting the sack really sucks. Fair enough, you may now get to laze around in your pyjamas until lunchtime watching Breaking Bad on Netflix, but the reality is that not having a job can be financially catastrophic if you’re the sort of person that thinks a piggy bank should come…

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CUSTOMER FEEDBACK FORM – Non-League Football Stadium

CUSTOMER FEEDBACK FORM – Non-League Football Stadium

  We are constantly trying to improve the level of service we provide, and ask that you take a minute to tell us how we are doing and what we can do to improve. How happy are you with the job we have just completed?  (1 = delighted – 5 = very unhappy) 1 2…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Corporate spy in the office

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Corporate spy in the office

  Dear Darcus, One of the employees on my team has started offering to buy me tea every morning and as a result I am convinced that they may be a corporate spy that is either working for a competitor, or they could be working undercover for the security services and informing on me. I…

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Prank your work colleagues with a fake voice activated printer sign

Prank your work colleagues with a fake voice activated printer sign

  They say that revenge is a dish best served cold. Did somebody go on holiday leaving you to do all their work as well as your own? Did your boss make you stay late and/or work weekends at a trade conference when your favourite sports team or rock band was in town? Whatever your…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not win the Grand National?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not win the Grand National?

  It’s time to dust yourself down and do something useful with your time. Yes, we know you loved your old job and yes, we know that you didn’t mean to drink quite so much alcohol that lunchtime but unfortunately, due to an oversight on your part you eventually got the sack. The question now…

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Find out if your boss is humping the secretary by recording what time they leave at night

Find out if your boss is humping the secretary by recording what time they leave at night

  Your boss clearly doesn’t like you. You constantly get given pointless reports to do and you didn’t even get to take any annual leave in between Christmas and New Year. It’s time to get your revenge! You’re pretty sure the boss is knocking off his/her secretary after hours in the office, but this can’t…

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