Assessment of potential for promotion – Trainee Welder

Assessment of potential for promotion – Trainee Welder

Name: Tony Barnes Job title: Trainee Welder Department: Security Gate Construction Length of time in post: 6 months Date of appraisal: _05_/_01_/_2018_ Section A Assessment of potential: Not fitted at present for further promotion Not fitted at present but likely to become fitted within the next two years Fitted for promotion Section B Employee’s aspirations:…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – I can’t stand pricing products at £9.99

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – I can’t stand pricing products at £9.99

  Dear Darcus, I can’t stand pricing the products in my retail store at £9.99 when all I have to do is add on an extra penny and all of a sudden you get a lovely whole number price of £10. The shareholders often accuse me of putting my own peculiarities before the success of…

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10 alternative trains that would make your daily commute more interesting

10 alternative trains that would make your daily commute more interesting

Everyone knows that the hardest part of the working day is often the daily commute. If you didn’t have to do it, it would cut your working day by a couple of hours in most cases. On top of that there are delays, cancellations and packed carriages to contend with – all before the boss…

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You’ve just been sacked………why not build your own nuclear bomb?

You’ve just been sacked………why not build your own nuclear bomb?

One of the great things about being unemployed is you have the time to truly indulge those ideas you have always had, but perhaps never had the chance to deploy because of work commitments. That musical instrument you wanted to learn, that book you wanted to write or that drug you wanted to try –…

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8 excuses for not turning up to work that will almost certainly get you the sack

8 excuses for not turning up to work that will almost certainly get you the sack

If you’re planning on leaving your job at any point in the near future, you’ll be forced to go through the rigmarole of writing out a resignation letter, having the resignation letter accepted by your employer and then you’ll more than likely have to continue working in your current position for anything between 1-6 months…

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Health and Safety Risk Assessment Checklist – Digger Driver

Health and Safety Risk Assessment Checklist – Digger Driver

This general health and safety checklist is not exhaustive – and is provided as a general guide to assess the arrangements required. Issue: Comments: Is the worker new to the task? □  Yes  □  No This job is not suitable for someone who has never driven a digger before for obvious reasons (see picture attached)…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Still believe in Father Christmas

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Still believe in Father Christmas

  Dear Darcus, All my colleagues at work think it’s strange because I still believe in Father Christmas even though I’m the Chief Operating Officer of a large blue chip pharmaceutical company. This year I will put out some mince pies for santa and a whisky miniature so hopefully that should make him think i’ve…

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7 happy endings to help cheer you up at your office desk

7 happy endings to help cheer you up at your office desk

Everybody loves happy endings – no, not that type of happy ending you pervert, we’re talking the type of happy endings where a satisfactory outcome is achieved in the face of catastrophe. It’s something we could all do with in the workplace from time to time, so on those days where absolutely nothing appears to…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not create your own Cryptocurrency?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not create your own Cryptocurrency?

Dark days lie ahead my friend. Your bank balance will soon start to resemble a telephone number – except it will have a minus in front of the number in question. Your teeth will slowly become stained by tobacco as your entire day involves nothing more than smoking roll-up cigarettes and crying loudly because it…

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The beginner’s guide to being made redundant

The beginner’s guide to being made redundant

Redundancies are unfortunately a fact of life. Business conditions can alter to such an extent that it is no longer viable for your company to keep employing you. As you wonder how on earth you’re going to be able to afford to continue paying for your subscription to ‘What Golf Club?’ or are forced to…

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