Assessment of potential for promotion – District Council Sign Erector

Assessment of potential for promotion – District Council Sign Erector

  Name: Roger Crawshaw Job title: Junior Sign Erector Department: Environment and Community Services Length of time in post: 4 Years 6 months Date of appraisal: _10_/_05_/_17_   Section A Assessment of potential Not fitted at present for further promotion Not fitted at present but likely to become fitted within the next two years Fitted…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Should I tell work i’m in jail?

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Should I tell work i’m in jail?

  Dear Darcus, I am the regional manager of a double glazing company but unfortunately I got arrested after trying to jump a rickshaw I had offered £200 to take me from Soho to Dartford. I thought I’d be able to get away with it but it turns out the rickshaw driver was a kung-fu…

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The danger of telling colleagues how to make a decent cup of coffee

The danger of telling colleagues how to make a decent cup of coffee

  The perfect cup of coffee is a bit like the perfect woman or the perfect man. We all have a very unique take on what perfection actually is. Just like choosing a partner, if you decide to openly share your ideas about what perfection is with your colleagues, you’ll more than likely face a…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not become a Pro Basketball Player?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not become a Pro Basketball Player?

  It’s time to start going to bed a bit earlier because even the milkman has noticed that you tend to say, ‘goodnight’ instead of, ‘good morning’ when he’s doing the rounds at 5am. That is if you want to get another job of course. Whilst it can be quite good fun to smoke weed…

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6 ways to destroy a competitor by damaging their corporate reputation

6 ways to destroy a competitor by damaging their corporate reputation

  Managers of the world you need never be afraid again! You need never view market share as something that exists purely to undermine your achievements despite the fact that you also have to control a team of feral young executives that drink way too much when you put your company credit card behind the bar….

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BOARD MEETING MINUTES – National Trust Fence Committee

BOARD MEETING MINUTES – National Trust Fence Committee

  Meeting details   Date:  04/05/2017 Time:  3PM Location: National Trust – Upton Snodsbury Regional Branch Office Type of meeting: Special Projects Committee Minutes taken by: Mr. D. R. Hunting   Attendees   Chair – Mr. Phil Anthropy Ms. Abbey Estate Mr. Cliff Head Mrs. Charity Commission Mrs. Cathy Dral     To approve the…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Lying on a CV

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Lying on a CV

  Dear Darcus, One my regional managers told me over lunch that they have recruited someone onto their team that doesn’t have GCSEs even though they said they did on their CV. Should I instruct them to fire the person in question for dishonesty?   Dear Reader, Unfortunately, the competitiveness of the job market means…

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10 incredible workplace meltdowns

10 incredible workplace meltdowns

  Working life can be stressful as we all know and occasionally you may have to witness a co-worker completely lose their rag in the office. Other times it might be you that demolishes your computer with the hammer you have stored in your bottom drawer specially for such occasions. It can happen at any…

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You’ve just been sacked………why not become a Radio Presenter?

You’ve just been sacked………why not become a Radio Presenter?

  So, life isn’t going too well at the moment and your days are currently spent applying for jobs and going to interviews. Despite sending out your CV to over 200 employers, you haven’t been able to pull the wool over anyone’s eyes and convince them that you are worth recruiting. Maybe what you need…

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How to use covert recording techniques to stitch up an enemy in the office

How to use covert recording techniques to stitch up an enemy in the office

  Sometimes in office life, it’s important to stay ahead of the game by getting a colleague to stitch themselves up. It’s nothing personal, but if you’re going to get the next promotion, you’ll need to eliminate the competition.   The covert recording of a colleague saying something disparaging about the company and if possible…

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