BOARD MEETING MINUTES – National Trust Fence Committee

BOARD MEETING MINUTES – National Trust Fence Committee

  Meeting details   Date:  04/05/2017 Time:  3PM Location: National Trust – Upton Snodsbury Regional Branch Office Type of meeting: Special Projects Committee Minutes taken by: Mr. D. R. Hunting   Attendees   Chair – Mr. Phil Anthropy Ms. Abbey Estate Mr. Cliff Head Mrs. Charity Commission Mrs. Cathy Dral     To approve the…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Lying on a CV

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Lying on a CV

  Dear Darcus, One my regional managers told me over lunch that they have recruited someone onto their team that doesn’t have GCSEs even though they said they did on their CV. Should I instruct them to fire the person in question for dishonesty?   Dear Reader, Unfortunately, the competitiveness of the job market means…

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10 incredible workplace meltdowns

10 incredible workplace meltdowns

  Working life can be stressful as we all know and occasionally you may have to witness a co-worker completely lose their rag in the office. Other times it might be you that demolishes your computer with the hammer you have stored in your bottom drawer specially for such occasions. It can happen at any…

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You’ve just been sacked………why not become a Radio Presenter?

You’ve just been sacked………why not become a Radio Presenter?

  So, life isn’t going too well at the moment and your days are currently spent applying for jobs and going to interviews. Despite sending out your CV to over 200 employers, you haven’t been able to pull the wool over anyone’s eyes and convince them that you are worth recruiting. Maybe what you need…

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How to use covert recording techniques to stitch up an enemy in the office

How to use covert recording techniques to stitch up an enemy in the office

  Sometimes in office life, it’s important to stay ahead of the game by getting a colleague to stitch themselves up. It’s nothing personal, but if you’re going to get the next promotion, you’ll need to eliminate the competition.   The covert recording of a colleague saying something disparaging about the company and if possible…

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ACCIDENT REPORT BOOK – Saint Fermin Bull Run

ACCIDENT REPORT BOOK – Saint Fermin Bull Run

  1.    About the person who had the accident: Name: Alejandro Garcia Address: C/ Santa Maria 45, 3º, 2ª   Postcode: 28012 – Madrid Occupation:  Professional Photographer 2.    About you the person filling in this record: Complete if you did not have the accident: Name: Santiago Martinez Address: C/ Santa Maria 45, 3º, 2ª  …

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Moving to London

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Moving to London

  Dear Darcus, I’ve just moved down to London and keep seeing people in the square mile that get on the train at the same station as me in West Norwood. I keep trying to say hello to them and even waved across the street once but keeping getting ignored. What am I doing wrong?   Dear…

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What your desk says about how soon you’re going to jack the job in….

What your desk says about how soon you’re going to jack the job in….

  Here at The W1nners’ Club, our in-house employee psychologist (an elderly East European cleaner that comes in on Tuesdays and Thursdays,) has been busy working on a new theory developed during cigarette breaks round the back of the office by the wheelie bins. Our expert is convinced that it is possible to tell how…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not become a circus performer?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not become a circus performer?

  They say that everything happens for a reason but your reason for being unemployed is simply that you haven’t yet managed to find another job. Whether it’s because there have been stronger candidates than you competing for the same roles or it may indeed mean that your old boss wasn’t joking when he uttered…

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8 reasons why flexible working is a really f*cking bad idea

8 reasons why flexible working is a really f*cking bad idea

  When we were first asked by an interviewee here at The W1nners’ Club if we have flexible working arrangements for employees, an awkward silence befell the room. The silence was mainly borne out of the fact that nobody on the interview panel had a clue what the candidate was talking about. After a brief…

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