Customer Feedback Form – Hotel Guest

Customer Feedback Form – Hotel Guest

  We are constantly trying to improve the level of service we provide, and ask that you take a minute to tell us how we are doing and what we can do to improve. How happy were you with your stay at our hotel?  (1 = delighted – 5 = very unhappy) 1 2 3…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Constantly aroused in the office

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Constantly aroused in the office

  Dear Darcus, I am constantly aroused in the office. I seriously think that I could hump every single one of my colleagues – guys, girls, everyone – at once! If ever somebody asks me a completely innocent question I always give them a double entendre laden answer in response. I even got into the…

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10 Cringeworthy reply to all email fails

10 Cringeworthy reply to all email fails

The bold text on your email inbox tells you that you have an unread email.  You recognise who it’s from as it’s one of your close friends in the office.  Despite the fact that the email in question contains important information about the department meeting that’s taking place in the morning, you decide to have…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not conduct the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not conduct the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra?

Really sorry to hear you’re no longer in gainful employment my friend. Everybody knows that working in an office with a whole load of other people isn’t always the easiest thing to do in life. That being said, throwing your keyboard across the room because somebody teased you about your new haircut may also be…

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10 things a premiership footballer does that you would never get away with at work

10 things a premiership footballer does that you would never get away with at work

It’s a nice life being a premiership footballer isn’t it? Adored by millions for their skill and athleticism whilst getting paid handsomely for the privilege. It’s a tough idea to comprehend but, footballers are still just lowly employees like the rest of us. They have to turn up to work on time, phone in sick…

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Assessment of potential for promotion – District Council Sign Erector

Assessment of potential for promotion – District Council Sign Erector

  Name: Roger Crawshaw Job title: Junior Sign Erector Department: Environment and Community Services Length of time in post: 4 Years 6 months Date of appraisal: _10_/_05_/_17_   Section A Assessment of potential Not fitted at present for further promotion Not fitted at present but likely to become fitted within the next two years Fitted…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Should I tell work i’m in jail?

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Should I tell work i’m in jail?

  Dear Darcus, I am the regional manager of a double glazing company but unfortunately I got arrested after trying to jump a rickshaw I had offered £200 to take me from Soho to Dartford. I thought I’d be able to get away with it but it turns out the rickshaw driver was a kung-fu…

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The danger of telling colleagues how to make a decent cup of coffee

The danger of telling colleagues how to make a decent cup of coffee

  The perfect cup of coffee is a bit like the perfect woman or the perfect man. We all have a very unique take on what perfection actually is. Just like choosing a partner, if you decide to openly share your ideas about what perfection is with your colleagues, you’ll more than likely face a…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not become a Pro Basketball Player?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not become a Pro Basketball Player?

  It’s time to start going to bed a bit earlier because even the milkman has noticed that you tend to say, ‘goodnight’ instead of, ‘good morning’ when he’s doing the rounds at 5am. That is if you want to get another job of course. Whilst it can be quite good fun to smoke weed…

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6 ways to destroy a competitor by damaging their corporate reputation

6 ways to destroy a competitor by damaging their corporate reputation

  Managers of the world you need never be afraid again! You need never view market share as something that exists purely to undermine your achievements despite the fact that you also have to control a team of feral young executives that drink way too much when you put your company credit card behind the bar….

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