Appraisal form – Sewer Cleaner

Appraisal form – Sewer Cleaner

  Employee’s name: Mr. Sanjeev Gupta Job title: Sewer Cleaner Department: Environmental Health Date of engagement: 03/05/2017 Manager: Mrs. Pauline Jones Date of meeting: 03/08/2017 Current performance   Objective/competence 1:   Being prepared to climb down a stinking manhole without being thrown in. Objective/competence 2: Not begging to come out straight away. Objective/competence 3: Not…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Addicted to sacking people

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Addicted to sacking people

    Dear Darcus, I think I’m addicted to sacking people. The first time I had to let someone go I was terrified and didn’t know what to say to them, particularly when the ex-employee burst into tears but now I’m slightly embarrassed to say that I rather enjoy it. I sometimes find that I…

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How to deal with difficult customers like Craig Feldspar from Malcolm in the Middle would

How to deal with difficult customers like Craig Feldspar from Malcolm in the Middle would

If you’re lucky / unfortunate (delete as appropriate) enough to work in retail, you’ll know that difficult customers are part and parcel of the daily grind. Whilst it’s too easy to immediately lose your temper and start insulting shoppers every time they annoy you, your commitment to your employer and more importantly, to paying the…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not become the next Dynamo?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not become the next Dynamo?

Here are the main reasons why being unemployed can be a whole load of fun: You don’t have to get up early in the morning to go to work. You get loads of free stuff from the government like dental treatment and bus passes. You can binge watch The Jeremy Kyle Show. You can spend…

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How to hide a secret message inside a Powerpoint presentation

How to hide a secret message inside a Powerpoint presentation

There are numerous reasons why you would need to send a secret message to a colleague in the workplace. You may be having an affair and don’t want the snoopers in the I.T. department to know your intimate business. You might have a disciplinary hearing coming up and will need to get your version of…

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Accident Report Book – Waste Cardboard Packing

Accident Report Book – Waste Cardboard Packing

1.    About the person who had the accident: Name: Andrew Davies Address: 24 Smith Street, Bolton, Lancashire Postcode: BL4 3BD Occupation:  Warehouse Manager 2.    About you the person filling in this record: Complete if you did not have the accident: Name: Paul Sykes Address: 83 Caledon Road, Bolton, Lancashire Postcode: BL2 4DY Occupation: Warehouse Operative…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Am I a workaholic?

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Am I a workaholic?

  Dear Darcus, I get 25 days annual leave from work every year but I always dread taking them. I’ve tried going away to lots of beautiful places like The Maldives, Cuba, Thailand and Bali, but all I do is sit at the pool bar all day wishing I was back in the office. Do…

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10 creepy images taken in abandoned offices

10 creepy images taken in abandoned offices

Have a look around your office on any given day and you’ll see a bustling place that is full of people between the hours of 9am and 6pm. As with everything else in life however, even offices have an upper limit to how long they are put to good use. The W1nners’ Club urban exploration…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not become a professional gambler?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not become a professional gambler?

What does the word LIFE stand for? Looks Interesting and F*cking Entertaining? La Crosse Is For Everyone? Labour Intensive Foreign Email? Whatever meaning you have attached to this part of existence that is known as living, at some point it will all have to be paid for. If you don’t have a job, this may…

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10 tell-tale signs that indicate a team member is about to hand in their resignation

10 tell-tale signs that indicate a team member is about to hand in their resignation

How short some people’s memories are! You didn’t throw their CV into the bin upon spotting the first spelling mistake, you pretended to believe their unlikely story about how they generated £100,000 of incremental revenue in a single month in their previous job, you gave them an interview – hell, you even gave them a…

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