Accident Report Book – Agricultural Haulage Truck Driver

Accident Report Book – Agricultural Haulage Truck Driver

1.    About the person who had the accident: Name: Dave Williams Address: 65 Delaware Place, Bromsgrove, West Midlands Postcode: B61 2HG Occupation: Truck Driver 2.    About you the person filling in this record: Complete if you did not have the accident: Name: Address: Postcode: Occupation: 3.    About the accident: Say when it happened: Date: 01/09/2017…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – I refuse to give staff a payrise

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – I refuse to give staff a payrise

  Dear Darcus, I’m the owner of a fairly successful company – well, I say successful but the reality is we’re not doing anywhere near as well as we should be. The point is, my staff keep threatening to leave but I refuse to award pay rises because I don’t want anyone to earn anything…

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10 incredibly dumb things that have been overheard at The W1nners’ Club offices

10 incredibly dumb things that have been overheard at The W1nners’ Club offices

Just because you work in an office, it doesn’t actually mean that everybody you work with should be working in an office. In fact, it’s fair to say that some of your colleagues more than likely should never have been employed – by anyone! EVER! Unfortunately, the usual vetting procedures that are employed to ensure…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not become an animal psychologist?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not become an animal psychologist?

So, your bedtime is now usually the same time that most people wake up and the time you wake up is roughly the same time that most people go to bed. Unemployment has forced these new nocturnal habits upon you and despite not really being bothered about not having a job to get up for…

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7 ways to get into a brawl on the daily commute

7 ways to get into a brawl on the daily commute

(WARNING: The following content is only suitable for people who do not consider themselves to be a morning person. Everyone else should look away now and click on some of our other stuff that is a bit more suitable!!) If you’re not a morning person, please read on: Forget outdated concepts such as race, sex…

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Notice of disciplinary meeting – Kitchen Fitter

Notice of disciplinary meeting – Kitchen Fitter

Date 26/08/2017   Dear Barry, I am writing to tell you that you are required to attend a disciplinary meeting on Monday at 9am which is to be held in my office. At this meeting the question of disciplinary action against you, in accordance with the Company Disciplinary Procedure, will be considered with regard to:…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – I only hire people with dreadlocks

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – I only hire people with dreadlocks

  Dear Darcus, I am a 54 year old Managing Director of a double glazing company in Somerset and ever since going to a Ziggy Marley concert back in 1991, I refuse to hire people if they haven’t got dreadlocks. It’s not that I don’t think people who aren’t Rastafarians can’t do the job properly,…

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10 amazing workplace pictures from the making of the original Star Wars trilogy

10 amazing workplace pictures from the making of the original Star Wars trilogy

The type of day you have at the office will vary across different industries, and it’s safe to say that most pictures of people hard at work aren’t very interesting. When your place of work is on the set of the original Star Wars trilogy however, things start to get a little bit more interesting….

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not become an ethical hacker?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not become an ethical hacker?

Some unemployment facts: In the three months to February 2017 there were 33.4 million people in the UK labour force and 1.56 million people were classed as unemployed, which maybe explains why The Jeremy Kyle Show has such a ready supply of people willing to air their dirty linen live on air most mornings of…

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10 reasons why working from home isn’t all it’s cracked up to be

10 reasons why working from home isn’t all it’s cracked up to be

Working from home – sounds like a dream come true doesn’t it? Just think, no office politics and no wondering who broke the handle on your coffee mug. Working from home is the perfect employment alternative for those that have chosen to eschew the pressures of working in an office. But before you hand in…

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