Customer Feedback Form – Game of Thrones Toilet

Customer Feedback Form – Game of Thrones Toilet

We are constantly trying to improve the level of service we provide, and ask that you take a minute to tell us how we are doing and what we can do to improve. How happy are you with the job we have just completed?  (1 = delighted – 5 = very unhappy) 1 2 3…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Arrested at work

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Arrested at work

    Dear Darcus, I’ve just been promoted to the position of Trading director in my company and unfortunately, the day after I was told that I had been promoted, the police came into the office and arrested me for the non-payment of a parking fine. I assumed it was for a more serious offence…

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5 really dodgy party tricks to impress your colleagues with at work

5 really dodgy party tricks to impress your colleagues with at work

Even the busiest of offices has quieter periods where staff have the opportunity to stop doing their work to engage in idle banter. In some offices these periods can make up a significant part of the day so it’s important to know how to fill the time in between the moments where the boss is…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not become a flavourist?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not become a flavourist?

So – it would appear that getting involved in office politics isn’t one of your strong points. When you thought rounding up a few of your colleagues to talk about the new boss over a lunchtime at the pub was a good idea, it turned out your new boss had already put their company credit…

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10 things to do in an interview that will ensure you don’t end up getting the job

10 things to do in an interview that will ensure you don’t end up getting the job

You’ve been made redundant, you’re now unemployed, you’re signing on at the job centre, the sun is shining and the pubs are open……… Let’s face it, things could be a lot, lot, worse. At some point you’re going to have to get another job but for the meantime (summer), there’s no point in rushing the…

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Notice of disciplinary meeting – DIY Store Shelf Stacker

Notice of disciplinary meeting – DIY Store Shelf Stacker

Date 10/08/2017   Dear Bob, I am writing to tell you that you are required to attend a disciplinary meeting on 14/08/2017 at 9am which is to be held in my office. At this meeting the question of disciplinary action against you, in accordance with the Company Disciplinary Procedure, will be considered with regard to:…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Google Chrome doesn’t work

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Google Chrome doesn’t work

  Dear Darcus, I think my ex-employer has hacked into my Google Chrome account. When I left my previous job, I couldn’t get a job in the industry I had been working in for the last 10 years so I decided to change career and go into business on my own. I set up my…

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The 10 worst airport destinations to fly to on business

The 10 worst airport destinations to fly to on business

Everybody loves a good trip away – even on business. Whilst you won’t necessarily get to spend all day sipping cocktails and lounging by the side of a pool, the money you do spend usually isn’t yours and the change of scenery can make work seem that little bit more interesting. For most destinations on…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not become a pearl diver?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not become a pearl diver?

Getting up for work every morning is a source of pride for most people because it’s symbolic of one’s social status. To have a job to get up for means you are doing okay in life. It may not be the job you’d be doing if you had bothered to do your Chemistry homework when…

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How to have a successful career without any discernible talent whatsoever

How to have a successful career without any discernible talent whatsoever

Some people just have it don’t they? They are able to anticipate problems before they occur and if problems ever do occur they always have a solution. In the unlikely event that they don’t have a solution the problem will inadvertently become somebody else’s fault. Such individuals are few and far between which means the…

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