Lone Working Advice – Golf Sale Promoter

Lone Working Advice – Golf Sale Promoter

Staff working alone outside the workplace: When working away from the workplace on your own it is important to communicate with others about your intentions. You must provide the following to inform your colleagues: The location and estimated length of the meeting/visit. The time when you are expected to return. A contact telephone number, (check…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Addicted to Wearing Women’s Underwear at Work

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Addicted to Wearing Women’s Underwear at Work

  Dear Darcus, I am addicted to wearing women’s underwear at work everyday. Even though I’m a 55 year old, male regional sales manager, I just feel that women’s clothes in general are more suited to who I really am rather than the crudely designed male apparel that’s available on the high streets these days….

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10 famous movies where the character’s faces have been reimagined as bottoms

10 famous movies where the character’s faces have been reimagined as bottoms

Have you ever heard of the office witching hour? It’s that point in the day where it feels really late but you still have more of the afternoon yet to endure than the amount of time that has passed since lunch. Some people like to go onto their social media accounts and ‘like’ their friend’s…

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You’ve just been sacked………why not build an International Space Station?

You’ve just been sacked………why not build an International Space Station?

It’s a hard knock life – not for us, but for you. It’s quite hard to get fired from a job these days, what with the advent of employment legislation. If you do something serious enough to get you the sack, you usually have ample opportunity to simply not do it again, but you have…

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10 things to do at the office Christmas party if you’re planning on leaving in January

10 things to do at the office Christmas party if you’re planning on leaving in January

Well, that time of year is finally upon us and its Christmas party season once again. Careers will be destroyed and formerly good reputations will be lost as the hard work and diligence that you have managed to persuade your superiors you possess in abundance, get usurped by your capacity to behave badly in the…

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Accident Report Book – Delivery Driver

Accident Report Book – Delivery Driver

1.    About the person who had the accident: Name: Paul Wilson Address: 27 Willoughbury Lane, Dulverton, Somerset Postcode: TA67 4JD Occupation:  Delivery Driver 2.    About you the person filling in this record: Complete if you did not have the accident: Name: Address: Postcode: Occupation: 3.    About the accident: Say when it happened: Date: 30/11/2017 Time:…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – I wish I was living in an alternative reality

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – I wish I was living in an alternative reality

  Dear Darcus, I keep waking up every morning hoping that I am living in an alternative reality. The reason for this is that a while ago I wrote a letter to my future self urging me to go back in time if this becomes possible and visit my past self to urge me to…

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10 images of art gallery visitors who dress like the paintings they are viewing

10 images of art gallery visitors who dress like the paintings they are viewing

For those of you out there that work in an art gallery, your world is a constant interaction with bold and bright colours across the average working day. Whilst this is not surprising given the fact that you display fine art pieces for a living, when gallery attendees turn up that look almost identical to…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not buy a premier league football club?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not buy a premier league football club?

The hours between 9am and 5pm now hold no more significance for you than any other 8 hour period of the day. This is because for some time now you’ve been asleep for the period between 9am and 5pm and wide awake for the rest of the day/night. The only way this strange nocturnal lifestyle…

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How to conduct the perfect job interview and avoid hiring an absolute idiot

How to conduct the perfect job interview and avoid hiring an absolute idiot

Choosing the right candidate is one of the most important decisions you will ever have to make as a manager. Getting the decision right will ensure that your new recruit fits seamlessly into the organisation, thus increasing the chances of you enjoying a fruitful and productive relationship with your new staff member going forward. Back…

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