Accident Report Book – Road Construction Worker

Accident Report Book – Road Construction Worker

1.    About the person who had the accident: Name: Bill Jones Address: 23 Sycamore Lane, Barnsley, South Yorkshire Postcode: S71 2JH Occupation: Road Construction Operative 2.    About you the person filling in this record: Complete if you did not have the accident: Name: Dave Smith Address: 67 Stocks Street, Barnsley, South Yorkshire Postcode: S75 6YJ…

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W1nners Club Problem Page – My colleagues think i’m tight fisted

W1nners Club Problem Page – My colleagues think i’m tight fisted

  Dear Darcus, My colleagues at work think I’m tight fisted. They may have a point in that I refuse to buy umbrellas to protect me from the rain and instead I use a 5p carrier bag to protect my head from the bad weather (it’s the same carrier bag I use for shopping B.T.W.)…

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A history of how it became possible to play Candy Crush on the daily commute: Part 1

A history of how it became possible to play Candy Crush on the daily commute: Part 1

Video games weren’t always the hi-tech, super-immersive entertainment form they are today. Back when The W1nners’ Club was nothing more than a twinkle in its father’s eye, people had to connect bulky wooden games consoles to their black and white television sets just to be able to indulge in any form of interactive entertainment. As…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not set up your own record label?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not set up your own record label?

Here’s how to say ‘unemployment’ in some of the most random languages we can think of: Gortsazrkut’yun = Armenian Bēkāri = Bangla Nezaměstnanost = Czech Werkloosheid = Dutch Senlaboreco = Esperanto Bērōjagārī = Nepali Kubasa = Shona Arbetslöshet = Swedish Ho hloka mosebetsi = Sesotho Diweithdra = Welsh Ukungasebenzi = Zulu Now that we’ve got…

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The 5 best places to have sex in the office

The 5 best places to have sex in the office

A sultry smile over the photocopier, flushed cheeks by the watercooler, eruptive laughter at your terrible jokes – you may have all the elements in place for a workplace romance. Whilst this would never happen to anybody that works here at The W1nners’ Club, we have nevertheless put together a list of places in the…

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Notice of disciplinary meeting – Trainee Plumber

Notice of disciplinary meeting – Trainee Plumber

Date: 06/10/2017   Dear Anja, I am writing to tell you that you are required to attend a disciplinary meeting on Monday at 9am which is to be held in my office. At this meeting the question of disciplinary action against you, in accordance with the Company Disciplinary Procedure, will be considered with regard to:…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – backwards writing help t’can I

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – backwards writing help t’can I

  ?£000,05 as down £50,000 write often and payroll in work I that fact the given career my harm will it think you Do .written ve’i what clue a have t’don they that complain always they ,colleagues to emails write I when but ,sense complete makes say I everything ,perspective my From .backwards writing help…

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8 ways to make your mobile phone look awesome if you drop it before pay day

8 ways to make your mobile phone look awesome if you drop it before pay day

One of the worst things that can happen to an upwardly mobile office worker like yourself is dropping your mobile phone. Your phone isn’t just an extension of you, it IS you. Dropping your phone and smashing the screen is the modern day equivalent of being run over by a steam train. But fear not,…

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You’ve just been sacked…………………why not create your own social media website?

You’ve just been sacked…………………why not create your own social media website?

“GET OUT OF BED YOU LAZY SO-AND-SO! IT’S TWO O’CLOCK IN THE AFTERNOON!” Is this something that you hear often these days? Being unemployed is hard because finding ways to fill the time you have at your disposal can be difficult now that you don’t have a boss to annoy you every day. You’ll therefore…

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How to become famous if you ever appear on a business themed reality TV show

How to become famous if you ever appear on a business themed reality TV show

Reality TV is big business these days – not just for the TV stations that have been consistently lowering the tone of popular entertainment for the last 15 years or so, but also for the contestants. Jade Goody (RIP) was arguably the first bona fide superstar to emerge from the reality TV universe and more…

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