10 reasons why being a manager in 20 years time won’t be half as much fun as it is now?

10 reasons why being a manager in 20 years time won’t be half as much fun as it is now?

  Let’s face it – being a manager these days isn’t half as much fun as it used to be. With a whole host of hurdles like grievance procedures, sick leave, annual leave and the like – it’s a wonder how anyone can get their employees to put in a full shift. You see, back…

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10 incredibly juvenile things to do in response to getting sacked

10 incredibly juvenile things to do in response to getting sacked

  Let’s face it – getting the sack really sucks. Fair enough, you may now get to laze around in your pyjamas until lunchtime watching Breaking Bad on Netflix, but the reality is that not having a job can be financially catastrophic if you’re the sort of person that thinks a piggy bank should come…

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Find out if your boss is humping the secretary by recording what time they leave at night

Find out if your boss is humping the secretary by recording what time they leave at night

  Your boss clearly doesn’t like you. You constantly get given pointless reports to do and you didn’t even get to take any annual leave in between Christmas and New Year. It’s time to get your revenge! You’re pretty sure the boss is knocking off his/her secretary after hours in the office, but this can’t…

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The W1nners’ Club guide to Health and Safety in the workplace

The W1nners’ Club guide to Health and Safety in the workplace

  Legal Disclaimer: The W1nners’ Club is not a safe place to work and neither is anyone that works here particularly healthy….   You have rights goddam it! Compared to the rest of history, working life has never been as safe as it is today.  Unfortunate bodily entanglements with a Spinning Jenny were about as…

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5 things on your CV that will make employers think you’re a total moron

5 things on your CV that will make employers think you’re a total moron

  Selling yourself on your CV is essential, but it’s important to sell yourself in such a way that you don’t come across as an absolute idiot to prospective employers.   That’s right. We said it. Despite the gasps of admonishment, we think it’s part of the service to let you know why you haven’t…

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How to get paid off enough money from your employer to go travelling

How to get paid off enough money from your employer to go travelling

  We all get to a point in our careers where the 9 to 5 just isn’t cutting it anymore. It may well be that you need to seek a new professional path but 9 times out of 10 that feeling of being jaded exists because you’re overworked, underpaid and could do with a bloody…

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10 reasons why being in prison is much better than working in an office

10 reasons why being in prison is much better than working in an office

  It’s been four years since you first arrived here and the days just don’t seem to be getting any shorter. Time is still your arch enemy and as each day passes a recurring thought runs through your mind. “When will I get out of here?” True – things aren’t as bad as when you…

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How to find out valuable office gossip by reconstructing shredded documents

How to find out valuable office gossip by reconstructing shredded documents

  Do you need to find out what a co-worker’s latest wage increase was? Maybe you just want to find out who is likely to get the chop in the upcoming round of company redundancies? Whatever your reason, shredded documents provide an invaluable source of sensitive company information that can be used to your advantage….

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The correct way to behave on a picket line if you are going on strike

The correct way to behave on a picket line if you are going on strike

  As we know all too well from history, staff and senior management don’t always see eye-to-eye in the workplace. Those of you that actually bother to read your employment contracts will know that your terms and conditions are not as simple as turning up on time and doing a decent day’s work for a…

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How to pass your office drug test

How to pass your office drug test

  Workplace drug testing has proliferated in recent years. The companies that tend to force staff to take them usually have a health and safety reason that relates to the goods and services they supply – for example, it’s no good having a gas man that’s high on LSD coming round trying to fix your…

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