10 things to do at the office Christmas party if you’re planning on leaving in January

10 things to do at the office Christmas party if you’re planning on leaving in January

Well, that time of year is finally upon us and its Christmas party season once again. Careers will be destroyed and formerly good reputations will be lost as the hard work and diligence that you have managed to persuade your superiors you possess in abundance, get usurped by your capacity to behave badly in the…

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How to conduct the perfect job interview and avoid hiring an absolute idiot

How to conduct the perfect job interview and avoid hiring an absolute idiot

Choosing the right candidate is one of the most important decisions you will ever have to make as a manager. Getting the decision right will ensure that your new recruit fits seamlessly into the organisation, thus increasing the chances of you enjoying a fruitful and productive relationship with your new staff member going forward. Back…

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How to stage your very own office Olympics

How to stage your very own office Olympics

It’s that time of the week again! The boss is away on annual leave and most people in the office have been for a liquid lunch. As you and your colleagues drunkenly slave your way through the remainder of the afternoon, it might be an idea to let go of the mouse for a minute,…

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5 different types of office culture – which one is most like yours?

5 different types of office culture – which one is most like yours?

Organisations all have a sense of identity that is manifested in their culture. It’s the way people interact with each other, the beliefs, the norms, the values, the rituals – essentially it is ‘how we do things around here.’ We have therefore identified the 5 different types of office culture that most people work in…

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How to start your own business and become a squillionaire

How to start your own business and become a squillionaire

So – you’ve got a good idea have you? That all day bank holiday drinking session at The Dog and Duck wasn’t a total waste of money after all it would seem. You and your mates may have put away enough booze to drown a blue whale, but unlike your bank account, you haven’t come…

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How to avoid being so bad at cold calling that you end up bankrupting the company

How to avoid being so bad at cold calling that you end up bankrupting the company

For many sales people, cold calling is an essential part of the job. It’s the mystical artform that turns a complete stranger at the other end of a telephone line into a customer. If it’s done well, it can prove invaluable for a company’s bottom line by generating new business it benefits from for a…

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9 flashy sounding job titles and what they really mean in plain English

9 flashy sounding job titles and what they really mean in plain English

Do you ever feel that you should be selling yourself a bit more? Whether it’s meeting beautiful strangers at a speed dating event or completing your resume when applying for a new job, sometimes the facts of what you do for a living aren’t enough to project the correct image to your audience. Occasionally, and…

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The 6 types of coworker that you usually find in the average office

The 6 types of coworker that you usually find in the average office

Let’s be honest, working in an office is no mean feat is it? There are often very contrasting personality types that are thrown together in the vain hope that everybody will be mature enough to get the job done every day. Unfortunately however, it rarely ever works out like this. People squabble and plot against…

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The 5 best places to have sex in the office

The 5 best places to have sex in the office

A sultry smile over the photocopier, flushed cheeks by the watercooler, eruptive laughter at your terrible jokes – you may have all the elements in place for a workplace romance. Whilst this would never happen to anybody that works here at The W1nners’ Club, we have nevertheless put together a list of places in the…

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How to become famous if you ever appear on a business themed reality TV show

How to become famous if you ever appear on a business themed reality TV show

Reality TV is big business these days – not just for the TV stations that have been consistently lowering the tone of popular entertainment for the last 15 years or so, but also for the contestants. Jade Goody (RIP) was arguably the first bona fide superstar to emerge from the reality TV universe and more…

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