McDonalds to become a Chinese take away after the success of its Szechuan sauce

McDonalds to become a Chinese take away after the success of its Szechuan sauce

McDonalds has announced plans to turn itself into a Chinese take away chain after the recent success of its Szechuan sauce.   Despite being on sale for only a single day, no product relaunch has provoked an outpouring of such public emotion since Robin Thicke announced he was going back into the studio to record…

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Dove Soap advert claims Keira Knightley used to be Mr. T

Dove Soap advert claims Keira Knightley used to be Mr. T

  The latest advert for Dove soap makes the rather bold claim that actress Keira Knightley used to be Mr. T. before using the company’s product.   The advert shows Mr. T’s character B.A. Baracus, shooting at bad guys (and missing them of course), refusing to board a plane and pumping weights at the gym…

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Shops will accept supermarket trolleys as payment instead of new £1 coins

Shops will accept supermarket trolleys as payment instead of new £1 coins

  Thousands of shops in the UK will ignore the Royal Mint’s deadline to stop accepting the old £1 coins and will happily receive payment in supermarket trolleys instead.   A small business trade organisation representing 170,000 companies, has advised its members to accept the trolleys as payment because the changeover period for the new…

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Dennis Skinner gets kicked out of the Commons for calling PM ‘Dodgy Dave’

Dennis Skinner gets kicked out of the Commons for calling PM ‘Dodgy Dave’

Have you ever been thrown out of a workplace meeting for insulting the person in charge of your organisation? If you have, you’re not alone. Labour MP Dennis Skinner was thrown out of the Parliament chamber for calling then Prime Minister David Cameron, ‘Dodgy Dave’ over his personal finances back in April 2016. The MP…

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Notice of disciplinary meeting – Trainee Plumber

Notice of disciplinary meeting – Trainee Plumber

Date: 06/10/2017   Dear Anja, I am writing to tell you that you are required to attend a disciplinary meeting on Monday at 9am which is to be held in my office. At this meeting the question of disciplinary action against you, in accordance with the Company Disciplinary Procedure, will be considered with regard to:…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – backwards writing help t’can I

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – backwards writing help t’can I

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8 ways to make your mobile phone look awesome if you drop it before pay day

8 ways to make your mobile phone look awesome if you drop it before pay day

One of the worst things that can happen to an upwardly mobile office worker like yourself is dropping your mobile phone. Your phone isn’t just an extension of you, it IS you. Dropping your phone and smashing the screen is the modern day equivalent of being run over by a steam train. But fear not,…

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You’ve just been sacked…………………why not create your own social media website?

You’ve just been sacked…………………why not create your own social media website?

“GET OUT OF BED YOU LAZY SO-AND-SO! IT’S TWO O’CLOCK IN THE AFTERNOON!” Is this something that you hear often these days? Being unemployed is hard because finding ways to fill the time you have at your disposal can be difficult now that you don’t have a boss to annoy you every day. You’ll therefore…

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How to become famous if you ever appear on a business themed reality TV show

How to become famous if you ever appear on a business themed reality TV show

Reality TV is big business these days – not just for the TV stations that have been consistently lowering the tone of popular entertainment for the last 15 years or so, but also for the contestants. Jade Goody (RIP) was arguably the first bona fide superstar to emerge from the reality TV universe and more…

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UBS rogue trader Kweku Adoboli loses over $2billion of his employer’s money

UBS rogue trader Kweku Adoboli loses over $2billion of his employer’s money

The Swiss investment bank UBS lost more than $2billion when one of its employees performed a series of unauthorised trades. Kweku Adoboli was a director of the bank’s Global Synthetic Equities Trading team at its London offices, and was sentenced to seven years imprisonment for fraud as a result of his crimes. The rogue trader…

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