You’ve just been sacked…………why not buy a premier league football club?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not buy a premier league football club?

The hours between 9am and 5pm now hold no more significance for you than any other 8 hour period of the day. This is because for some time now you’ve been asleep for the period between 9am and 5pm and wide awake for the rest of the day/night. The only way this strange nocturnal lifestyle…

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How to conduct the perfect job interview and avoid hiring an absolute idiot

How to conduct the perfect job interview and avoid hiring an absolute idiot

Choosing the right candidate is one of the most important decisions you will ever have to make as a manager. Getting the decision right will ensure that your new recruit fits seamlessly into the organisation, thus increasing the chances of you enjoying a fruitful and productive relationship with your new staff member going forward. Back…

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20th Century Fox gives away merchandising rights for Star Wars to George Lucas

20th Century Fox gives away merchandising rights for Star Wars to George Lucas

It’s fair to say that George Lucas changed the world, or certainly changed the film industry when he created the Star Wars entertainment franchise.   Back in 1977, the key players in Hollywood expected Star Wars to be a flop in terms of box office takings, but as we all know, it went on to…

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Kids demand broccoli for breakfast after reduction in Kellogg’s cereal sugar content

Kids demand broccoli for breakfast after reduction in Kellogg’s cereal sugar content

  Kids have been demanding broccoli for breakfast in their droves after Kellogg’s announced it will cut the amount of sugar in its top selling children’s cereals next year.   The little mites have expressed dismay at the fact that their generation is the first in human history that will have to endure breakfast times…

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Vince Cable says the government should issue vindaloo visas and poppadum passes

Vince Cable says the government should issue vindaloo visas and poppadum passes

  Vince Cable has called for the government to issue vindaloo visas and poppadum passes so that people of his age can obtain free access to a decent curry now and again.   The Liberal Democrat leader used a speech at the British Curry Awards to back the move to get more retired people eating…

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Toblerone signs a deal to be featured in the next series of Twin Peaks

Toblerone signs a deal to be featured in the next series of Twin Peaks

  The producers of Twin Peaks have announced that they have signed a product placement deal that will feature Toblerone in the new series of the Mystery drama television show.   Toblerone’s specially made, ‘Twin Peaks’ chocolate bar that was designed especially for the new series, will sell for just £1 and will be available…

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McDonald’s has a McGold card for people that will never need a McGold card

McDonald’s has a McGold card for people that will never need a McGold card

  McDonald’s has a McGold card that entitles cardholders to unlimited free meals from its fast food restaurants – but they are only available to people that can prove they will never need to own a McGold card.   With a combined wealth at just shy of $200 billion, Warren Buffett and Bill Gates are…

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UK water companies use witchcraft to decide customer bills

UK water companies use witchcraft to decide customer bills

  Ten of the 12 water companies in the UK have admitted that they still use the practice of witchcraft as a way to decipher how much to charge customers.   The disclosure has prompted calls for the water regulator to stop companies passing the cost of discredited pagan rituals on to their customers and…

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Jamiroquai’s Jay Kay gets headbutted during an argument over his Bentley

Jamiroquai’s Jay Kay gets headbutted during an argument over his Bentley

Have you ever been headbutted after attending a film premier as a result of your status in the industry you work in? If you have, you’re not alone. Jamiroquai frontman Jay Kay was on the receiving end of a headbutt from a paparazzi photographer after attending the London premiere of Star Wars Attack Of The…

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Petty cash voucher – new Apple computer

Petty cash voucher – new Apple computer

Voucher number: 04512 Request Information: Voucher number: 04512 Date: 24/11/2017 Amount requested: £850,000 Requested by: Simon Barnes (I.T. Purchasing) Note: Petty cash requests must not exceed £60.00 Description of Need: I have been told by the marketing team that we require an Apple computer for our in-house graphic designer, but I was told that under…

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