3 Ways to uncover your colleague’s computer password

3 Ways to uncover your colleague’s computer password

In the digital era, most sensitive information is stored on computers. Should you find yourself embroiled in an office rivalry with one of your colleagues, perhaps you are going for the same internal promotion for example – you can give yourself a head start on the competition by obtaining their password and rooting around in their…

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Outrage in the BDSM community as BT phone boxes are replaced by Wi-Fi kiosks

Outrage in the BDSM community as BT phone boxes are replaced by Wi-Fi kiosks

  Britain’s BDSM community have been whipped into a frenzy as BT announce they will be removing the traditional red phone box from streets and replacing them with hi-tech wi-fi kiosks.   The new kiosks will provide Ultra-fast wi-fi, free calls and charging facilities for mobile phones but crucially, there will be nowhere on the…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Staff member’s boob job

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Staff member’s boob job

Dear Darcus, A staff member recently had a boob job and subsequently appeared on a pornographic calendar that is currently being passed around the office quicker than a mini Ebola pandemic. What is the best way to respond?   Dear reader, Unfortunately in working life, we sometimes make mistakes. When that fresh faced, enthusiastic young…

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You’ve just been sacked……….why not become UK Prime Minister?

You’ve just been sacked……….why not become UK Prime Minister?

  Politics is a very dirty game indeed. Your best friend can be your worst enemy as hugs and kisses are followed by a stab in the back from your trusted ally. It is also however, an industry like no other. Imagine having the power to decide what time the pubs should close, or how…

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The symptoms of a post-work drinks hangover and how to keep them at bay

The symptoms of a post-work drinks hangover and how to keep them at bay

One of the great benefits of working in an office environment is the vibrant social life that accompanies it. Office life is littered with opportunities to bond with colleagues over drinks after work. Birthdays, Christmas or somebody leaving – sometimes a tough day’s graft is all that is required to inspire the fateful words, “fancy…

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Mattel rolls out a different Barbie Doll for every audience imaginable

Mattel rolls out a different Barbie Doll for every audience imaginable

  Toy manufacturer Mattel has seen its share price soar after announcing plans to produce Barbie dolls that are relevant to every conceivable social group.   The launch of the new range follows two years of declining sales as little girls turn to dressing up as clowns and chasing terrified members of the public instead….

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The UK post-Brexit diet bears a more than striking resemblance to wartime rationing

The UK post-Brexit diet bears a more than striking resemblance to wartime rationing

  Britain’s post-Brexit diet will bear a striking resemblance to wartime rations unless the people that voted, ‘Leave,’ are forced to become agricultural labourers a leading farmer has claimed.   Mr. Harry Cobean grows over 100,000 carrots and potatoes on his farm near Huddersfield in West Yorkshire and says there aren’t enough British workers who…

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Nissan self-driving cars fail DVLA theory exam for the third time

Nissan self-driving cars fail DVLA theory exam for the third time

  UK Prime Minister Theresa May has offered additional support to Nissan in helping to get its self-driving cars to pass the DVLA theory exam. Despite requiring the IQ of a ring worm to achieve a decent mark in the test, Nissan’s vehicles have failed the driving test theory exam on no less than three…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Smelly Feet in the office

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Smelly Feet in the office

    Dear Darcus, One of my team has smelly feet and often removes his shoes under the desk at work. This would be fine if his feet didn’t smell like rotting animal carcasses. Should this person be forced to stay permanently laced up for the sake of office morale?   Dear Reader, We understand…

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You’ve just been sacked…….why not become a Premier League Footballer?

You’ve just been sacked…….why not become a Premier League Footballer?

  Let’s just for one second forget you had your thirty-second birthday last week. Let’s ignore the fact that you smoke thirty cigarettes a day and think the phrase, ‘going to the gym,’ is a euphemism for scoring gear from your Scottish drug dealer friend. Since you’ve been relieved of your position in your previous…

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