McDonalds sue the Sistine Chapel for copying the shape of McFlurry tubs

McDonalds sue the Sistine Chapel for copying the shape of McFlurry tubs

  McDonalds is suing the Sistine Chapel for using the approximate shape of a McFlurry tub in the design for its main dome.   After several high profile spats with the Italian authorities this year over whether the fast food chain is an appropriate vendor to trade in the historic plazas of Florence and The…

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Share prices to get more devalued than Mexicans if Donald Trump wins US election

Share prices to get more devalued than Mexicans if Donald Trump wins US election

  Investors and businesses are preparing for share prices to fall lower than the future social status of illegal immigrant Mexicans if Donald Trump wins the US election.   A victory by Trump is expected to send shares into freefall and most of the major trading banks will have staff on high alert this evening…

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Assessment of potential for promotion – Beverage Salesman

Assessment of potential for promotion – Beverage Salesman

    Name: Iain Williams Job title: Beverage Salesman Department: Outdoor Promotions Length of time in post: 1 week Date of appraisal: __07/__11/__16 Section A – Assessment of potential Not fitted at present for further promotion Not fitted at present but likely to become fitted within the next two years Fitted for promotion Section B…

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UK exchange rate to be determined by the size of fish fingers

UK exchange rate to be determined by the size of fish fingers

  The UK’s currency exchange rate is set to be determined by the size of fish fingers because a significant proportion of the nation’s favourite tea time snack is charged in dollars.   The recent threat by Birds Eye to start offering customers pre-fried cod fillet fish fingers in packs of 10 for the price…

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Assessment of potential for promotion – Ball Sack Suit Wearer

Assessment of potential for promotion – Ball Sack Suit Wearer

  Job title: Charity Ball Sack Suit Wearer Department: Sales and Marketing Length of time in post: 1 week Date of appraisal: __06/__11/__16 Section A:  Assessment of potential Not fitted at present for further promotion Not fitted at present but likely to become fitted within the next two years Fitted for promotion Section B Employee’s aspirations:…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Sex in the Office

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Sex in the Office

Dear Darcus, Two members of staff were caught engaging in sexual intercourse in the toilets by the night cleaner at 4am. What action should be taken in light of this now being the office comedy story of the year?   Dear reader, As you well know, a successful modern company has enough challenges to face…

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You’ve just been sacked………why not become a Tech Billionaire?

You’ve just been sacked………why not become a Tech Billionaire?

  Back at the beginning of the twentieth century, the world’s only billionaire was one JD Rockerfeller who built his wealth dabbling in the then burgeoning petroleum industry.   Fast forward a century and billionaires are more common than national lottery winners – or so it would seem. Bill Gates, Elon Musk, Warren Buffett, Evan…

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The 10 worst excuses you can ever use to explain being late for work

The 10 worst excuses you can ever use to explain being late for work

  Everybody at some point in their working life has experienced the gut-wrenching panic of a race against the clock to avoid being late for work.   Whether it’s the result of an over-amorous relationship with the snooze button on your alarm clock, or simply plain old bad luck on the journey in. If you want…

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Sir Philip Green to be ruthlessly pursued for the £1 he made from the sale of BHS

Sir Philip Green to be ruthlessly pursued for the £1 he made from the sale of BHS

  The pensions regulator announced yesterday that it will be ruthlessly pursuing Sir Philip Green in an effort to force him to cough up the £1 he made from the sale of BHS.   Green sold the now defunct department store chain to serial bankrupt Dominic Chappell back in March 2015 and the regulator is…

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Admiral admit using Facebook data to price insurance premiums is a very f*cking bad idea!

Admiral admit using Facebook data to price insurance premiums is a very f*cking bad idea!

  Admiral was forced to admit yesterday that using people’s Facebook posts to set car insurance prices is a really, really bad idea.   Apart from the total and utter randomness of associating someone’s driving ability with whether or not they like to share pictures of cute kittens, or short recipe videos on how to…

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