Notice of appeal meeting against disciplinary action – Kebab Shop Worker

Notice of appeal meeting against disciplinary action – Kebab Shop Worker

  Date: 14/12/16 Dear Eunice, You have appealed against the written warning confirmed to you in writing on 07/12/16 Your appeal will be heard by myself in the kitchen on 16/12/16 at 3am or after we’ve managed to get the last drunken reveler to leave the premises after ordering a tray of meat and chips…

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Children overjoyed at the prospect of a strike by Argos drivers

Children overjoyed at the prospect of a strike by Argos drivers

  Children across the United Kingdom have expressed their delight at the prospect of not receiving presents from Argos this Christmas due to a delivery driver strike.   Many of the youngsters in question have only just got over the fact that their disappointing gifts from last year were not delivered by a cuddly old…

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Donald Trump to shorten his tweets in a bid to rescue US economy

Donald Trump to shorten his tweets in a bid to rescue US economy

  US President elect Donald Trump has vowed to reduce the length of his tweets as part of a radical plan to rescue the US economy.   Barely a week after taking a pot shot at Boeing, his latest social media mauling has knocked over £4 billion from the value of three defence companies involved…

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Ugly footballers demand HMRC crackdown on image right tax avoidance schemes

Ugly footballers demand HMRC crackdown on image right tax avoidance schemes

  Ugly footballers playing in the Premier League have demanded HMRC cracks down on the use of tax avoidance schemes that tend to benefit some of their better looking colleagues.   A recent W1nners’ Club investigation found that some players are taking advantage of an arrangement with the taxman that minimises the amount paid on…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Office Stalker

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Office Stalker

  Dear Darcus, I’m afraid I may have an office stalker. A member of my team constantly buys me cups of tea from the canteen and even buys me a card every Christmas and birthday. Should I be flattered by such unwarranted attention, or a little bit spooked by it all?   Dear Reader, Adulation…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not become a You Tube Star?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not become a You Tube Star?

  Becoming unemployed will give you the most important thing anybody requires to become successful in life Rich Parents time! The thing you need to do is work out what to do with all the hours you now have at your disposal in between going to see your job coach at the benefits office. You…

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The 20 quirkiest Secret Santa gifts available in the world today

The 20 quirkiest Secret Santa gifts available in the world today

  It’s that time of year again. Everyone in the office is preparing for Christmas which can mean only one thing. Apart from having to keep your behaviour in check whilst drunk at the Office party, you’ll also have to purchase a Secret Santa gift for one of your colleagues.   Here is The W1nners’…

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Sports Direct plans to boost profits by purchasing a $50 million private jet

Sports Direct plans to boost profits by purchasing a $50 million private jet

  Sports Direct announced they will boost their plunging profits and share price by spending $51.1 million on a new private Jet.   It is unclear what the rationale behind such a plan is, but city experts have been scratching their heads in confusion as the troubled retailer responds to a 57% dive in profits…

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Drug pushers angry at pharmaceutical companies for ruining their reputation

Drug pushers angry at pharmaceutical companies for ruining their reputation

  Illegal narcotic industry vendors have expressed revulsion at the way their reputations have been tarnished by the recent conduct of leading pharmaceutical companies.   Flynn Pharma and US giant Pfizer face a fine of nearly £90 million for ripping off the NHS by hiking the price of an epilepsy drug used by 48,000 patients…

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Notice of final written warning – Misuse of company property

Notice of final written warning – Misuse of company property

Date 07/12/16   Dear Dave, You attended a disciplinary hearing on 28th November and I am writing to inform you of your final written warning. This warning will be placed in your personal file but will be disregarded for disciplinary purposes after a period of 6 months, provided your conduct improves. a) The nature of…

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