PM says, ‘Brexit,’ will be replaced by the term, Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

PM says, ‘Brexit,’ will be replaced by the term, Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

  Theresa May has finally outlined her plans for Britain’s departure from the EU and has stated unequivocally that the word, ‘Brexit,’ will be replaced by, ‘Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.’ The Prime minister says that the word used in the hit film, ‘Mary Poppins,’ is the most accurate indicator of the terms Britain will be seeking in any…

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Rolls Royce insist bribery is the best way to sell a £250,000 skip on wheels

Rolls Royce insist bribery is the best way to sell a £250,000 skip on wheels

  Rolls Royce insist that bribery and corruption are still two of the best ways to sell a £250,000 motorised skip on wheels to unyielding customers.   Given the plethora of other things that could be purchased with a quarter of a million pounds, the car maker is adamant that the odd kickback and freebie…

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Office workers forced to wear brain scanners in a bid to eliminate, ‘sickies.’

Office workers forced to wear brain scanners in a bid to eliminate, ‘sickies.’

  Thousands of office workers have been forced by managers to wear brain scanners in a bid to prevent them, ‘pulling a sickie.’   The devices will be able to monitor how much they spent at the pub after work, who they were with and also what time they went to bed if indeed they…

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W1nners’ club Problem Page – A thief in the office

W1nners’ club Problem Page – A thief in the office

  Dear Darcus, £130 has gone missing from the petty cash tin. Everybody knows who did it because the individual in question has just paid off a bar tab that he’s owed for months. What should I do?   Dear Reader, It would appear you have a serious problem in your office. Nobody – repeat,…

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Investigation report – Sun Lounge Airways

Investigation report – Sun Lounge Airways

  Introduction Investigation authorised by: Bryan Mulholland (Customer Complaints Director) Investigator: Marjorie Jones (Internal Auditor)   Date investigation began: 06/07/16 Terms of reference: Customer Complaint with regard to flight SC4576D to Majorca from London Stanstead Airport on 12/06/16.   Background to the investigation: This investigation centres around incidents that took place leading up to the…

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excite.com passes on the chance to buy Google for $750,000 back in 1999

excite.com passes on the chance to buy Google for $750,000 back in 1999

  Way back in the internet dark ages – 1999 to be precise, the then leading search engine excite.com had the opportunity to purchase Google for a measly $750,000. Second only to Yahoo (remember those guys) in the world of search at the time, Excite ultimately reneged on the deal due to what they considered…

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You’ve just been sacked………why not become an international drug kingpin?

You’ve just been sacked………why not become an international drug kingpin?

  Not having a job can be a depressing period in your life so it’s important to maintain a positive outlook on the future. Despite the failure of your last means of gainful employment, there are many other options open to you if you’re prepared to consider them. One of the career choices you may…

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8 reasons why your new job will probably end in tears

8 reasons why your new job will probably end in tears

  The grass is always greener on the other side – right? Wrong. As much as change can be a good thing, there’s no point in changing your situation if the situation you change it to is exactly the same as the one you’ve just left. The only constant in all this to-ing and fro-ing…

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BBC viewers say streaming TV shows before they air will make a mess of the news

BBC viewers say streaming TV shows before they air will make a mess of the news

  Users of the BBC iPlayer service have expressed concern over plans to make TV programmes available in their entirety before they are screened on television.   Viewers have highlighted potential problems in certain areas, most notably when it comes to watching the news. Habitual TV license payer Mrs. Chanel Fore said, “In my opinion,…

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Business talk is off the menu at Trump family dinners

Business talk is off the menu at Trump family dinners

  Business talk will be banned at Trump family dinners in a bid to avoid any conflict of interest now that Donald Jr and Eric have taken control of the President’s commercial interests.   Mr Trump is hoping that by simply not talking about business with any of his sons, he will be compliant with…

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