W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Struggling to get drunk

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Struggling to get drunk

Dear Darcus, As we come up to the Chrsitmas period, I now have a lot of client lunches booked in the diary, but have noticed how difficult it is becoming for me to get sufficiently drunk during the meal. I’ve tried everything. I will even drink a few cans of lager before getting to the…

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10 things younger office workers have never experienced in their working lives

10 things younger office workers have never experienced in their working lives

Kids eh? They don’t know how easy they have it these days do they? They have a computer that fits in their pocket, their mail gets delivered from halfway across the world in a split second and they have record collections that comprise several million tracks but they only have to pay £10 a month…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not create the most valuable company ever?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not create the most valuable company ever?

We’ve finally found out what UNEMPLOYED stands for! All along we thought it was just some word that referred to someone that is without a paid job but available to work, but in reality it means: Ultra Naughty Employee Made Penny Less Over Young Eyecandy Dalliance. Now that we have this cleared up, we need…

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9 flashy sounding job titles and what they really mean in plain English

9 flashy sounding job titles and what they really mean in plain English

Do you ever feel that you should be selling yourself a bit more? Whether it’s meeting beautiful strangers at a speed dating event or completing your resume when applying for a new job, sometimes the facts of what you do for a living aren’t enough to project the correct image to your audience. Occasionally, and…

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Montezuma hands the Aztec empire over to Spanish invaders believing they were gods

Montezuma hands the Aztec empire over to Spanish invaders believing they were gods

Tenochtitlán was the capital of the Aztec Empire and was situated on islands in Lake Texcoco, near present day Mexico City. Over a single century this civilization of hunter gatherers grew to become the Aztec empire, mainly because of their advanced agricultural methods. The empire grew to dominate the central Mexico area and by the…

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Tesla fires employees at its solar power plant to reduce the electricity bill

Tesla fires employees at its solar power plant to reduce the electricity bill

  Tesla has fired a large number of employees at its SolarCity subsidiary in a bid to reduce the electricity bill.   The SolarCity employees in question say they were surprised to be told they were being sacked as part of wide-reaching energy saving measures, mainly because the entire plant is supposed to run on…

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Parliamentary enquiry set up to decide if e-bikes are more dangerous than e-cigarettes

Parliamentary enquiry set up to decide if e-bikes are more dangerous than e-cigarettes

  MPs are set to undertake an enquiry into e-bikes to ascertain whether or not they are more dangerous than e-cigarettes.   The science and technology committee will investigate whether all the recent fuss about e-cigarettes is in fact dwarfed by the real elephant in the room – the threat of e-bikes to public safety….

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Celebrities break Snapchat rules by not disappearing after 24 hours

Celebrities break Snapchat rules by not disappearing after 24 hours

  The Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) says a number of celebrities have broken the rules for advertising on Snapchat by not disappearing from the spotlight after 24 hours.   A recent investigation revealed former Geordie Shore and Celebrity Big Brother cast member Marnie Simpson had uploaded a Snapchat Story but was still spotted on the…

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Chinese customs officials no longer class European soft cheese as a biohazard

Chinese customs officials no longer class European soft cheese as a biohazard

  Chinese customs officials have downgraded European soft cheese from its previous Biohazard status to that of a mere hazardous material.   The Chinese authorities imposed a ban on the import of cheese such as Roquefort, Danish Blue and Stilton upon opening a shipping crate full of the stuff which resulted in the evacuation of…

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Concerns raised over Shell electric vehicle charging points powered by prepay meters

Concerns raised over Shell electric vehicle charging points powered by prepay meters

  Concerns have been raised as Shell opens the first electric vehicle charging points at its UK petrol stations even though a significant number of them are on pay-as-you-go meters.   Drivers in the UK will be able to recharge 80% of their battery in half an hour at forecourts in London, Surrey and Derby…

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