9 Awesome food hacks using everyday items you’ll find in the office

9 Awesome food hacks using everyday items you’ll find in the office

  Offices have a reputation for being sterile places where nothing interesting occurs unless everybody is drunk at the Christmas party. We intend to change all that however. If you use a little imagination and look around you, you’ll notice that your place of work contains everything you’d ever need to set up your own…

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You’ve just been sacked………why not join the SAS?

You’ve just been sacked………why not join the SAS?

  Does the code phrase, ‘p45,’ mean anything to you? We thought it might. As a result of what you considered to be a minor transgression and what your employee handbook clearly states is gross misconduct, you have now joined the ranks of the unemployed. You’ll need to consider your next career move carefully to…

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How to get paid off enough money from your employer to go travelling

How to get paid off enough money from your employer to go travelling

  We all get to a point in our careers where the 9 to 5 just isn’t cutting it anymore. It may well be that you need to seek a new professional path but 9 times out of 10 that feeling of being jaded exists because you’re overworked, underpaid and could do with a bloody…

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ABC passes up the opportunity to broadcast The Cosby Show

ABC passes up the opportunity to broadcast The Cosby Show

  The Cosby Show aired for eight seasons on NBC from September 20, 1984 until April 30, 1992. The show focuses on the exploits of the Huxtable family, a well-to-do African-American family living in Brooklyn, New York.   The show was TV’s biggest hit in the 1980s and it single-handedly revived the sitcom genre and…

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Ford says road rage is bad enough on the ground let alone 200 feet up in the air

Ford says road rage is bad enough on the ground let alone 200 feet up in the air

Ford have ruled out investing in the development of flying cars in the short term because road rage would be infinitely worse 200 feet in the air than it is on the ground.   The automaker was asked if they had any plans to develop their own flying car at the SXSW conference in Austin,…

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Waitrose jam to replace interest rates as a way of controlling inflation

Waitrose jam to replace interest rates as a way of controlling inflation

  Waitrose jam will be used to control inflation in the economy now that the food retailer’s empty jars are worth more than the ones that contain jam inside.   The Bank of England will initially begin spreading Bonne Maman Strawberry Conserve onto commercial properties in the London area to control the extortionate price rises…

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Gin replaces children’s swings in the inflation basket – which is great news for kids…

Gin replaces children’s swings in the inflation basket – which is great news for kids…

  Children’s charities have expressed dismay upon hearing that Gin has replaced children’s swings in the basket of goods used to measure the UK’s inflation rate.   Gin comes back into the mix after a 13-year absence and is the result of new craft distilleries popping up and rising in popularity. Inflation expert Mr. Ian…

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Tesco chairman narrowly avoids capture at the hands of ivory poachers

Tesco chairman narrowly avoids capture at the hands of ivory poachers

  Tesco’s chairman narrowly avoided capture at the hands of ivory poachers yesterday who fired a tranquiliser dart into his bottom in the foyer at Tesco’s head office.   It is the third incident in the past year where the supermarket chain’s boss has had to endure an attempt to extract his gold-capped fillings which…

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New Panasonic washing machine comes with international stain removal feature

New Panasonic washing machine comes with international stain removal feature

  Panasonic have launched a new washing machine that comes with a special mode to tackle stains that are local to whichever country it is being used in.   The new model has been in development for the past two years and tests have involved different combinations of water temperature and water flow as well…

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Accident Report Book – Arborist

Accident Report Book – Arborist

  1.    About the person who had the accident: Name: James Green Address: 65 Appleby Grove, Smithfield, Derby Postcode: DE41 7AG Occupation: Head Arborist 2.    About you the person filling in this record: Complete if you did not have the accident: Name: Simon Green Address: 65 Appleby Grove, Smithfield, Derby Postcode: DE41 7AG Occupation: Assistant…

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