Internet providers won’t sell customer browsing history – which is a huge relief for some people!

Internet providers won’t sell customer browsing history – which is a huge relief for some people!

  Internet providers in the US have said they will not sell customers’ internet browsing information – which is a huge relief for the sort people that like to jerk off at their computer in the small hours.   The U.S. Congress recently approved legislation that will reverse Obama era internet privacy rules meaning a…

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BBC newsreader Carole Walker caught brushing her hair on live television

BBC newsreader Carole Walker caught brushing her hair on live television

  Working life has a habit of catching you unaware at the most inappropriate of moments and just because you’re a BBC newsreader, it doesn’t mean you won’t get caught doing something you really shouldn’t be doing in front of people you’d rather hadn’t seen you do it. Carole Walker was unfortunately caught combing her…

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Final warning for lateness letter – Game of Thrones office chair

Final warning for lateness letter – Game of Thrones office chair

  Date: 29/03/2017   Dear Simon, I refer to our meeting on 22/03/2017. Despite our verbal and written warnings about your timekeeping, there has been no improvement nor have you provided a satisfactory explanation as to why you continue to be late for work. This conduct is unacceptable. We therefore give you this final warning….

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – ‘I want to be a garbage collector!’

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – ‘I want to be a garbage collector!’

  Dear Darcus, I earn £320,000 a year before bonuses, I drive a Maserati and have a holiday home in St. Lucia. My kids both attend one of the country’s most prestigious public schools and whilst I’m extremely proud of my success, I’ve always wanted to be a garbage collector. There’s something about being in…

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The office safari is actually a, ‘thing.’

The office safari is actually a, ‘thing.’

  There has been a backlash of late in offices up and down the length and breadth of the land. As social posting and the sharing of memes gets restricted to the hours when all the proper work should really be getting done, this leaves a large gaping hole at lunchtime that has to be…

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The W1nners’ Club guide to Health and Safety in the workplace

The W1nners’ Club guide to Health and Safety in the workplace

  Legal Disclaimer: The W1nners’ Club is not a safe place to work and neither is anyone that works here particularly healthy….   You have rights goddam it! Compared to the rest of history, working life has never been as safe as it is today.  Unfortunate bodily entanglements with a Spinning Jenny were about as…

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Alitalia accidentally puts $3900 tickets up for sale at $39

Alitalia accidentally puts $3900 tickets up for sale at $39

  They say that the devil is in the detail and few companies have been made more aware of this in recent times than Alitalia.   A pricing error was made by the beleaguered airline back in 2006 when an advertisement allegedly wasn’t correctly proofread. The unfortunate result was that they ended up offering return…

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Poundland to be renamed, ‘you’ll still get change from a £2 coin-land.’

Poundland to be renamed, ‘you’ll still get change from a £2 coin-land.’

  Poundland will be renamed, ‘you’ll still get change from a £2 coin-land,’ in a bid to better reflect the prices on offer in its stores.   The latest introduction of clothing into Poundland is part of a broader strategy to sell items that are priced at more than £1 and there are fears that…

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Brexit letter said to contain the emoji for, ‘we want Calais back.’

Brexit letter said to contain the emoji for, ‘we want Calais back.’

  Theresa May’s six-page Brexit letter is said to contain the emoji for, ‘we want Calais back,’ in the bottom left-hand corner after the letters P and S.   The letter warns the EU in no uncertain terms that not doing a trade deal with Britain would be a, ‘costly mistake,’ but before negotiations proper can…

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New one pound coin is so secure it only qualifies as legal tender in strip clubs

New one pound coin is so secure it only qualifies as legal tender in strip clubs

  The new 12-sided one pound coin went into circulation this week although the new security features mean it can only be spent at pound-in-the-pot strip joints.   Only a small number of the new coins were released initially, with strict limits placed on how many could be handed out and The Post Office was…

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