Easyjet offers passengers the chance to live like a billionaire for 7minutes 23 seconds

Easyjet offers passengers the chance to live like a billionaire for 7minutes 23 seconds

  Easyjet is offering passengers the opportunity to live like a billionaire for 7 minutes and 23 seconds following the launch of a new venture that will allow its customers to use the private jet facilities at Luton Airport.   Despite the term, ‘private jet terminal and facilities at Luton airport’ sounding like a contradiction…

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US Supreme Court says Microsoft isn’t liable for the barren sex lives of Xbox owners

US Supreme Court says Microsoft isn’t liable for the barren sex lives of Xbox owners

  The U.S. Supreme Court sided with Microsoft in a lawsuit brought by gamers who claim their ability to get girlfriends has been severely hampered as a result of owning an Xbox.   The suit claims the Xbox console is so addictive that many high frequency users now struggle to get laid having never developed…

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Huawei says a UK retail ban will significantly improve its sales figures

Huawei says a UK retail ban will significantly improve its sales figures

  Huawei says sales will improve if the UK high court upholds an injunction banning it from selling smartphones in the UK.   The Chinese mobile phone giant has been ordered to pay royalties on the millions of smartphone sales it makes around the world, but says that being banned from the UK marketplace is…

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David Cameron forgets which football team he has supported since childhood

David Cameron forgets which football team he has supported since childhood

  Have you ever been asked a question by the boss that you should know the answer to – in fact you do know the answer really but on this particular occasion you experienced a bit of brain freeze. If you have, fear not because you’re not the only one. Former UK Prime Minister David…

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Notice of disciplinary meeting – Supermarket Shelf Stacker

Notice of disciplinary meeting – Supermarket Shelf Stacker

  Date 10/06/2017   Dear William, I am writing to tell you that you are required to attend a disciplinary meeting on Monday at 9am which is to be held in my office. At this meeting the question of disciplinary action against you, in accordance with the Company Disciplinary Procedure, will be considered with regard…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Having dreams about team members stealing from you

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Having dreams about team members stealing from you

  Dear Darcus, Last night I dreamt that someone on my team stole a packet of fruit pastilles from my top drawer in the office. I know it was only a dream but I can’t help feeling a bit annoyed with them at work so as a result I keep getting them to do complex…

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8 hilarious tales from the world of tech support

8 hilarious tales from the world of tech support

  The next time something goes wrong with your computer at work or indeed at home, take a minute and spare a thought for the poor souls that have to deal with your frantic calls to the IT helpdesk. Their job is as stressful as any of the emergency services’ because having no email can…

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You’ve just been sacked………why not become a Crime Scene Investigator?

You’ve just been sacked………why not become a Crime Scene Investigator?

  Not having a job is a bit like not having a boyfriend or a girlfriend – it can be quite fun for a while but if you go without for too long people will start to wonder if there’s something wrong with you. Alas, like having a boyfriend or girlfriend, it’s important that you…

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How to covertly record workplace meetings that you’re not allowed to attend

How to covertly record workplace meetings that you’re not allowed to attend

  Let’s face it. You’re just not senior enough to get called in for the really important meetings in your office. All is not lost however. The following techniques will give you access to the meeting information regardless of whether you’ve been invited to attend or not, so you’ll still have first hand knowledge of…

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Quaker oats acquires Snapple and ends up losing $1.6 million per day

Quaker oats acquires Snapple and ends up losing $1.6 million per day

  Quaker Oats was founded in 1901 when four oat mills merged to form a larger entity. Over the subsequent years the company expanded into numerous other areas of business such as acquiring other breakfast cereals, food and drink products and even into completely unrelated fields such as children’s toys. The company bought Stokely-Van Camp,…

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