Louis Vuitton improves vampire fashion by making products in Transylvania

Louis Vuitton improves vampire fashion by making products in Transylvania

  Louis Vuitton has significantly improved the dress sense of vampires after it was discovered that a significant number of the company’s products are made in Transylvania.   The factories are a well-kept secret and their identity is closely guarded, but many of the shoes and boots the luxury fashion brand sells for between £500…

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Paolo Di Canio floors the referee after being shown a red card

Paolo Di Canio floors the referee after being shown a red card

  Have you ever been so annoyed by the person in charge at your workplace during a disciplinary hearing that it required all the composure you could muster to prevent you from assaulting them? If you have, don’t worry because it doesn’t mean you’re a lunatic. Everybody gets a bit hot under the collar at…

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Customer Feedback Form – Mobile Phone Retailer

Customer Feedback Form – Mobile Phone Retailer

  We are constantly trying to improve the level of service we provide, and ask that you take a minute to tell us how we are doing and what we can do to improve. How happy are you with the job we have just completed?  (1 = delighted – 5 = very unhappy) 1 2…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Living with your mum

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Living with your mum

    Dear Darcus, I am a 43 year old Sales manager but I still live at home with my mum. I really want to move out but I love my mum’s cooking and she does all my laundry for me plus I don’t have to pay much board. Despite earning £60,000 a year, it…

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Alternative phrases managers can use to get along better with colleagues

Alternative phrases managers can use to get along better with colleagues

  It’s hard being a manager isn’t it? Why can’t people just do what they’re supposed to do when they’re supposed to do it? If they did there’d be no need for you to lose your temper would there? Unfortunately however, staff rarely do what they’re supposed to do when they’re supposed to do it…

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You’ve just been sacked……………why not compete in the X Games?

You’ve just been sacked……………why not compete in the X Games?

  Losing your job is a particularly trying time in life but it’s important to remember that you’re not alone. Here is a list of people that also lost their jobs to help make you feel a bit better about yourself: Pete Best (the original Beatles drummer before Ringo Starr) Mary Antoinette Joan of Arc…

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How to survive a full day in the office even though you didn’t go to bed last night

How to survive a full day in the office even though you didn’t go to bed last night

  We’ve all been there. The ‘swift pint’ on a Tuesday night just as you’re starting to recover from a heavy festival weekend. The ‘swifty’ will however inevitably evolve into a swift six or seven pints of lager followed by shots and then it’s on to a late bar. After that, it’s anyone’s guess what…

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Netflix almost destroys itself by creating Quikster

Netflix almost destroys itself by creating Quikster

  Netflix’s streaming business had grown so quickly by 2010 that the company had shifted its focus from being the fastest-growing customer of the United States Postal Service’s first-class mail service, to the largest evening traffic source for Internet streaming in North America. The company subsequently introduced a standalone streaming service that was separate to…

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Emmanuel Macron says it’s about time France had its own Twitter account

Emmanuel Macron says it’s about time France had its own Twitter account

  President Emmanuel Macron has stated on record that it’s about time France signed up for a twitter account.   Speaking at the Viva Tech conference in Paris, France, Macron outlined how his government would slash the red tape that makes it difficult for him to tweet, and cited US President Donald Trump as an…

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DFS issues a profit warning amid claims it may have had one sale too many

DFS issues a profit warning amid claims it may have had one sale too many

  DFS Furniture shares have dipped by 22% after the sofa specialist admitted it may have had too many sales in the past.   The company blamed the general election for contributing to a sharp fall in demand in the second half of its financial year, but also admitted that customers may have cottoned on…

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