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Car thieves caught stealing a Vauxhall Zafira should be made to keep it say MPs

Car thieves caught stealing a Vauxhall Zafira should be made to keep it say MPs

  MPs on the Transport Select Committee said that anyone who steals a Vauxhall Zafira should be forced to keep it as punishment.   Apart from the mortal shame of having to drive around all day in a Vauxhall, the threat of the vehicle bursting into flames at any moment should be enough to put…

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90% of Welsh holidaymakers think Qatar Airways is a new type of cold remedy

90% of Welsh holidaymakers think Qatar Airways is a new type of cold remedy

  Long-haul flights from Cardiff to the Middle East have been announced by Qatar Airways even though most Welsh holidaymakers believe the airline is a new Cold and Flu remedy.   Cardiff Airport was bought by the Welsh Government in 2013 for £52m following a slump in passenger numbers, but travellers remain confused as to…

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MPs to discuss whether Philip Green should be allowed to keep his manhood

MPs to discuss whether Philip Green should be allowed to keep his manhood

  Sir Philip Green has been warned that he could still be stripped and have his manhood removed one year after the collapse of BHS.   The veteran Labour MP Frank Field said Green had not done enough to stay in possession of his todger amid lingering concerns over the £363m settlement struck between the…

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Powerleague and Goals consider 4-a-side match because 2 players haven’t turned up yet

Powerleague and Goals consider 4-a-side match because 2 players haven’t turned up yet

  Shares in Goals Soccer Centres jumped after the five-a-side football firm confirmed it was in early-stage talks to play a 4-a-side match with rival Powerleague because two of their players haven’t turned up yet.   In a stock market announcement, Goals said that 4-a-side was among the “strategic opportunities” currently being assessed by its…

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Customers of Three Mobile refuse to pay their bills in case they belong to someone else

Customers of Three Mobile refuse to pay their bills in case they belong to someone else

  Customers of Three Mobile are refusing to pay their phone bills after receiving embarrassing messages intended for other users after a fault on the network.   Customers on the mobile provider that uses the slogan, “best network for data” – were left unable to make or receive calls for around four hours over the…

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Guy Goma goes for a job interview at the BBC and ends up on live TV

Guy Goma goes for a job interview at the BBC and ends up on live TV

  Job interviews can be stressful at the best of times, but when you end up being asked questions about something you know absolutely nothing about on live television in front of an audience of millions, they can be all the more challenging.   Guy Goma, a business studies graduate from Brazzaville in the Republic…

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Notice of appeal meeting against demotion – Customer Services Manager

Notice of appeal meeting against demotion – Customer Services Manager

  Date: 21/04/2017   Dear Andrew, You have appealed against your disciplinary action on 21/03/2017 which was confirmed to you in writing on 24/04/2017. Your appeal will be heard by myself in my office on 24/05/2017 at 9am. You are entitled if you wish, to be accompanied by another work colleague or a trade union…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Country Music

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Country Music

  Dear Darcus, I absolutely adore Country music and on a Friday afternoon I will often put on my stetson hat and sing along to country FM which I deliberately play as loud as possible so everyone else in the office can join in with me. The trouble is everyone else on the team says…

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How your office could revert back to the Stone Age as a result of dress down Fridays

How your office could revert back to the Stone Age as a result of dress down Fridays

  Dress down Fridays can be a sticking point in many workplaces depending on the point of view the management takes in relation to staff happiness. Whilst some companies enthusiastically embrace the idea and allow workers to dress in casual, smart attire during the working week, others consider dress down Fridays to be something that…

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