Samsung S8 phone’s facial recognition system may have to start wearing glasses

Samsung S8 phone’s facial recognition system may have to start wearing glasses

  The facial recognition system in the new Samsung S8 smartphone may require glasses before it can be used properly.   The facial recognition technology which includes an iris-scanner, can be used to unlock the phone simply by looking at it – unfortunately however, the phone has the equivalent eyesight of a bat with cataracts…

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Ford’s first wi-fi software upgrade doesn’t quite go according to plan

Ford’s first wi-fi software upgrade doesn’t quite go according to plan

  Ford’s first ever attempt at conducting an over-the-air software upgrade hasn’t quite gone according to plan.   The company’s maiden foray into the growing arena of “over-the-air” software updates has allegedly resulted in the creation of a Raleigh Chopper as a result of a suspected bug in the system. Ford’s Head of Wi-Fi Connectivity…

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England footballer David Beckham gets sent off in the 1998 World Cup

England footballer David Beckham gets sent off in the 1998 World Cup

  Have you ever made a mistake at work that later went on to become the making of you? Perhaps you said something to the boss’s wife at the Christmas party and only found out later on that it was indeed the boss’s wife. Maybe you had an argument with a client over the phone…

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Customer Feedback Form – Hotel Guest

Customer Feedback Form – Hotel Guest

  We are constantly trying to improve the level of service we provide, and ask that you take a minute to tell us how we are doing and what we can do to improve. How happy were you with your stay at our hotel?  (1 = delighted – 5 = very unhappy) 1 2 3…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Constantly aroused in the office

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Constantly aroused in the office

  Dear Darcus, I am constantly aroused in the office. I seriously think that I could hump every single one of my colleagues – guys, girls, everyone – at once! If ever somebody asks me a completely innocent question I always give them a double entendre laden answer in response. I even got into the…

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10 Cringeworthy reply to all email fails

10 Cringeworthy reply to all email fails

The bold text on your email inbox tells you that you have an unread email.  You recognise who it’s from as it’s one of your close friends in the office.  Despite the fact that the email in question contains important information about the department meeting that’s taking place in the morning, you decide to have…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not conduct the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not conduct the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra?

Really sorry to hear you’re no longer in gainful employment my friend. Everybody knows that working in an office with a whole load of other people isn’t always the easiest thing to do in life. That being said, throwing your keyboard across the room because somebody teased you about your new haircut may also be…

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10 things a premiership footballer does that you would never get away with at work

10 things a premiership footballer does that you would never get away with at work

It’s a nice life being a premiership footballer isn’t it? Adored by millions for their skill and athleticism whilst getting paid handsomely for the privilege. It’s a tough idea to comprehend but, footballers are still just lowly employees like the rest of us. They have to turn up to work on time, phone in sick…

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Kodak invents the digital camera but doesn’t recognise its true potential

Kodak invents the digital camera but doesn’t recognise its true potential

On September 4, 1888 George Eastman and Henry A. Strong founded Eastman Kodak. The company held a dominant position in the photographic film industry throughout most of the 20th century and their ubiquity was such that their “Kodak moment” tagline became a popular figure of speech to describe a personal event that demanded to be…

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Pringles packaging may have formed during the big bang according to scientists

Pringles packaging may have formed during the big bang according to scientists

  The packaging used to house popular crisp snack Pringles may have been formed at the precise moment the universe was first created according to leading scientists.   The iconic tube packaging which includes a metal base, plastic cap and foil-lined cardboard sleeve is widely recognised as being one of the least recyclable substances in…

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