How to start your own business and become a squillionaire

How to start your own business and become a squillionaire

So – you’ve got a good idea have you? That all day bank holiday drinking session at The Dog and Duck wasn’t a total waste of money after all it would seem. You and your mates may have put away enough booze to drown a blue whale, but unlike your bank account, you haven’t come…

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Johan de Witt hands Manhattan over to Britain in exchange for nutmeg

Johan de Witt hands Manhattan over to Britain in exchange for nutmeg

The European powers were involved in bitter power struggles during the 17th century as they all vied for control of the international spice trade. Central to the constant conflict was the desire to gain access to the supply of nutmeg.   Nutmeg was valued for much more than its mere taste at that time and…

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Mary Portas towns resemble Hill Valley in Back to the Future II

Mary Portas towns resemble Hill Valley in Back to the Future II

  A survey of 12 government-funded “Portas Pilot” towns found that nearly all of them resemble the alternate Hill Valley from Back to the Future II.   The towns were awarded a share of a £1.2m fund, government support and access to retail guru Mary Portas who has single handedly turned them into no go…

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Will.i.am A.I. voice assistant comes with MC rap battle functionality

Will.i.am A.I. voice assistant comes with MC rap battle functionality

  A new A.I. voice assistant launched by Will.i.am comes with an MC rap battle functionality The W1nners’ Club can reveal.   The new artificial intelligence product, similar to Apple’s Siri and Amazon’s Alexa – will insult everything about you from your mother, right down to the clothes you wear and the way you speak…

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New Nutella formula may be sweeter than Hayley Joel Osment in Forest Gump

New Nutella formula may be sweeter than Hayley Joel Osment in Forest Gump

  The new Nutella formula may now be considerably sweeter than Hayley Joel Osment’s character in Forrest Gump according to scientists.   Nutella aficionados have voiced anger at the new formula which some say is right up there with the little girl from St. Winifred’s School Choir who sang the lead part on their hit…

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British Airways passengers to be given a second helping of gruel on long haul flights

British Airways passengers to be given a second helping of gruel on long haul flights

British Airways has confirmed it will improve its catering service on long haul flights by providing passengers with a second helping of gruel.   The UK’s national carrier faced a barrage of criticism after introducing cost-saving measures to reduce the catering in economy on longer flights, leaving passengers to draw straws as to who should…

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Paradise Papers reveal Buckingham Palace furnished exclusively by BrightHouse

Paradise Papers reveal Buckingham Palace furnished exclusively by BrightHouse

  The recent Paradise Papers disclosure has revealed that Buckingham Palace is almost exclusively kitted out with furniture from the rent-to-own retailer BrightHouse.   The private estate that funds the Queen indirectly invested in the company and it is rumoured nearly all of the household goods in the Royal palace have been purchased using its…

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Muhammad Ali and Joe Frazier scuffle during a TV interview

Muhammad Ali and Joe Frazier scuffle during a TV interview

Have you ever been involved in a brawl with a competitor whilst discussing each other’s professional careers at an industry event? If you have, you’re not alone. Muhammad Ali and Joe Frazier came to blows when they appeared on ABC’s Wide World of Sports TV show on 26th January 1974.  The fighters were scheduled to…

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Payslip – Mexican Drug Lord

Payslip – Mexican Drug Lord

  EMPLOYEE NUMBER DEPARTMENT DATE PERIOD El Chapo 0001 Import and Export 04/11/2017 1 PAYMENTS DEDUCTIONS YEAR TO DATE DESC     AMOUNT Tax n/a Gross 22,000,000,000.00 Cocaine Shipments            22,000,000,000 NI n/a Tax n/a   Ni n/a   TOTAL $ 22,000,000,000 TOTAL 0 EMPLOYER TAX CODE NAT. INS. No Rate   $22,000,000,000 Sinaloa Drug Cartel…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – I keep confusing Austria with Australia!

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – I keep confusing Austria with Australia!

Dear Darcus, I keep confusing Austria with Australia. I work for an international courier company and unforutantely whenever we get parcels that need to be dispatched to Austria they inadvertently end up in Australia and vice versa. Do you think this problem will have a long lasting detrimental effect on the business?   Dear Reader,…

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