L7 singer Donita Sparks drops her pants on 90s television show ‘The Word’

L7 singer Donita Sparks drops her pants on 90s television show ‘The Word’

Have you ever enjoyed yourself so much at work that you felt the overbearing need to remove your underwear in front of everyone else in the office? If you have, you are not alone. Donita Sparks, lead singer of grunge rock girl band L7 did just that during a now iconic performance on the UK’s…

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Assessment of potential for promotion – Stud farm operative

Assessment of potential for promotion – Stud farm operative

  Name: Sara Mcilroy Job title: Equine Fluffer Department: Ejaculatory Procurement Length of time in post: 2 years Date of appraisal: __24/__06/__2017 Section A Assessment of potential Not fitted at present for further promotion Not fitted at present but likely to become fitted within the next two years Fitted for promotion Section B Employee’s aspirations…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – I wish I was a Wolf

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – I wish I was a Wolf

  Dear Darcus, I am an IT manager from Portsmouth and recently I keep being overcome by the compulsion to behave like a wolf in the office. If someone needs a new keyboard or mouse it causes me to howl loudly and if the cloud servers need rebooting that also makes me run about on…

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How to make a cup of coffee for the smallest colleague in the world

How to make a cup of coffee for the smallest colleague in the world

  Making a cup of coffee for your colleagues is as much a part of work life etiquette as ringing in sick on a Monday morning because you’ve overdone it at the weekend or having a stand up row with somebody that works in accounts. As society recognises the need for greater diversity and inclusiveness…

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You’ve just been sacked………why not become a professional Golfer?

You’ve just been sacked………why not become a professional Golfer?

  Take a minute to remember all the things that you used to do back in the days when you had a job.  You would take a taxi or an Uber home after a night out instead of the night bus. You were a member of a gym that gave out free towels. Buying a…

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How to avoid doing any work in the office whilst looking extremely busy

How to avoid doing any work in the office whilst looking extremely busy

  Working life is hard. In the years that pass subsequent to getting your first job after leaving school or college, you will be reduced to a mere number on a balance sheet. The enjoyment of your life will take second place behind the need to put food on the table and clothes on your…

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Wow! Chips cause abdominal cramps and anal leakage in unsuspecting customers

Wow! Chips cause abdominal cramps and anal leakage in unsuspecting customers

  WOW! Chips were fat free potato chips produced by Frito-Lay that contained Olestra. They were first brought to the marketplace in 1998, and were initially marketed under the Lay’s, Ruffles and Doritos brand umbrellas. Despite initially proving popular and clocking up sales of $400 million in the first year, they subsequently dropped to sales…

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New Airbnb premium service will encourage hosts to be more like Basil Fawlty

New Airbnb premium service will encourage hosts to be more like Basil Fawlty

  Airbnb’s proposed new premium service will see hosts being encouraged to behave more like Basil Fawlty from the hit TV show Fawlty Towers.   The new product intends to attract higher-paying travellers who have yet to use Airbnb because they prefer the amenities that are guaranteed by hotels such as being shouted at by…

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Uber forced to hail a black cab for its former CEO

Uber forced to hail a black cab for its former CEO

  Uber was forced to hail a black cab when its former Chief Executive refused to leave the premises unless the company paid for his ride home.   Despite having drivers that operate in over 570 cities worldwide, the technology company felt it would be bad form if its ousted CEO was seen arguing with…

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Mattel gives Ken a modern day makeover

Mattel gives Ken a modern day makeover

  Mattel has given its Ken doll a modern day makeover to make him more relevant to kids today.   Amid growing concern that the 56 year old boyfriend of Barbie really shouldn’t be spending so much time with young children, the toy manufacturer has decided to give him a makeover so that he doesn’t…

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