You’ve just been sacked…………why not become a professional gambler?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not become a professional gambler?

What does the word LIFE stand for? Looks Interesting and F*cking Entertaining? La Crosse Is For Everyone? Labour Intensive Foreign Email? Whatever meaning you have attached to this part of existence that is known as living, at some point it will all have to be paid for. If you don’t have a job, this may…

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10 tell-tale signs that indicate a team member is about to hand in their resignation

10 tell-tale signs that indicate a team member is about to hand in their resignation

How short some people’s memories are! You didn’t throw their CV into the bin upon spotting the first spelling mistake, you pretended to believe their unlikely story about how they generated £100,000 of incremental revenue in a single month in their previous job, you gave them an interview – hell, you even gave them a…

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The Canarsee Native American Indians sell Manhattan Island for $24

The Canarsee Native American Indians sell Manhattan Island for $24

Peter Minuit is widely credited by historians as being the man who negotiated the purchase of Manhattan Island from The Canarsee Native American Indians on behalf of Dutch settlers in May 1626. Manhattan later became the location of the Dutch city of New Amsterdam which subsequently became modern day New York. Legend has it that…

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Walkie Talkie a better investment than The Death Star say property experts

Walkie Talkie a better investment than The Death Star say property experts

  London’s landmark Walkie Talkie skyscraper has been purchased by a Hong Kong firm and is said to be a much better investment than the Death Star according to property experts.   The £1.3billion price tag is the highest amount ever paid for a building in the UK and its new owners hope to strike…

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BMW pledges to build at least one of its electric Mini models in the UK after Brexit

BMW pledges to build at least one of its electric Mini models in the UK after Brexit

  BMW has committed to building a fully electric version of the Mini in the UK regardless of the outcome of Brexit trade negotiations.   The company says that it has “neither sought nor received” any reassurances from the UK Government on post-Brexit trading arrangements, so as a result will focus its efforts on constructing…

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US tech company that microchips employees won’t seek to have them neutered

US tech company that microchips employees won’t seek to have them neutered

  A tech company has announced it is the first business in the US to use microchips for employees, but has promised not to get staff neutered or spayed to make them less aggressive.   Three Square Market from Wisconsin is offering to microchip everyone that works in the company and will reward staff that…

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Boots: “cheap contraceptives promote devil worship and the enjoyment of rap music”

Boots: “cheap contraceptives promote devil worship and the enjoyment of rap music”

  Boots has said that allowing women to buy cheap contraceptives encourages devil worship and the enjoyment of rap music.   The pharmaceutical company claims that any reduction in the cost of one of its morning after pill brands will simply encourage women to start regularly engaging in sexual intercourse whilst listening to DMX in…

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Pound is now lower than Lance Armstrong’s Tour de France race strategy

Pound is now lower than Lance Armstrong’s Tour de France race strategy

  The pound has lost so much value since last year’s Brexit vote that it is now rumoured to be lower than Lance Armstrong’s Tour de France race strategy.   British holidaymakers faced one of the worst exchange rates on record this weekend, with the pound falling so fast that simply saying the word ‘pound’…

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Newcastle players Lee Bowyer and Kieron Dyer brawl with each other on the pitch

Newcastle players Lee Bowyer and Kieron Dyer brawl with each other on the pitch

Have you ever been so incensed by one of your colleagues that you’ve ended up having a full scale brawl in the office? If you have, you’re not alone. Former Newcastle United players Lee Bowyer and Kieron Dyer went toe-to-toe with each other in a Barclays premier league match against Aston Villa back in 2005….

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Customer Feedback Form – Wheelchair Access

Customer Feedback Form – Wheelchair Access

We are constantly trying to improve the level of service we provide, and ask that you take a minute to tell us how we are doing and what we can do to improve: How happy are you with the job we have just completed?  (1 = delighted – 5 = very unhappy) 1 2 3…

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