The 10 worst airport destinations to fly to on business

The 10 worst airport destinations to fly to on business

Everybody loves a good trip away – even on business. Whilst you won’t necessarily get to spend all day sipping cocktails and lounging by the side of a pool, the money you do spend usually isn’t yours and the change of scenery can make work seem that little bit more interesting. For most destinations on…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not become a pearl diver?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not become a pearl diver?

Getting up for work every morning is a source of pride for most people because it’s symbolic of one’s social status. To have a job to get up for means you are doing okay in life. It may not be the job you’d be doing if you had bothered to do your Chemistry homework when…

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How to have a successful career without any discernible talent whatsoever

How to have a successful career without any discernible talent whatsoever

Some people just have it don’t they? They are able to anticipate problems before they occur and if problems ever do occur they always have a solution. In the unlikely event that they don’t have a solution the problem will inadvertently become somebody else’s fault. Such individuals are few and far between which means the…

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Gerald Ratner destroys his multi-million pound family business in seconds

Gerald Ratner destroys his multi-million pound family business in seconds

  Gerald Ratner joined his family’s jewellery business in 1966 and built it up into an incredibly successful high street chain during the 1980s.   The shops disrupted the formerly sober jewellery industry with their fluorescent orange posters that advertised cut price bargains. The Ratners Group at the time consisted of Ratners, H. Samuel, Ernest…

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Bank of England says the new £5 note is tastier than its vegetarian alternative

Bank of England says the new £5 note is tastier than its vegetarian alternative

  The Bank of England has decided to stick to issuing plastic banknotes despite complaints from vegans and religious groups because it says they are much tastier than the vegetarian alternative.   The central bank concluded after “careful and serious consideration and extensive public consultation” that yes, whilst killing animals just so humans have something…

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FTSE 100 wobbles as Kim Jong Un claims his dad can beat up Donald Trump’s dad

FTSE 100 wobbles as Kim Jong Un claims his dad can beat up Donald Trump’s dad

  London’s FTSE 100 was nearly 1% down during morning trading as investors reacted nervously when Kim Jong Un claimed that his dad could beat up Donald Trump’s dad.   The jitters came as Pyongyang said that it’s former leader Kim Jong Il could easily beat Donald Trump’s father in an arm wrestle if either…

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Tesco says a plastic carrier bag is for life, not just for Christmas

Tesco says a plastic carrier bag is for life, not just for Christmas

  Tesco will stop selling its 5p plastic carrier bag at the end of the month and will encourage the use of 10p ‘bags for life’ by adopting the slogan, ‘a bag is for life, not just for Christmas.’   The retailer says that thoughtless people who purchase 5p carrier bags on a whim after…

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US Town purchased by a Marijuana company elects Afroman as Mayor

US Town purchased by a Marijuana company elects Afroman as Mayor

  A US town purchased by a company that makes marijuana products has just elected Afroman as its new mayor.   American Green recently bought the town of Nipton in California for $5m (£3.8m) and subsequently held its mayoral elections over a 4-month period because everybody that was eligible to vote got high. Chief Returning…

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Morris dance troupe to headline this year’s Tory Glastonbury

Morris dance troupe to headline this year’s Tory Glastonbury

  The headline act for this year’s Tory Glastonbury will be a troupe of blacked-up Morris dancers The W1nners’ Club can reveal.   The one day event being held in September will comprise four main stages namely: The Maypole Stage, The Cake Stall, The Tug-of-War and a tiny stand selling locally produced items such as…

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Bill Clinton denies then later admits having an affair with Monica Lewinsky

Bill Clinton denies then later admits having an affair with Monica Lewinsky

Have you ever been caught having an affair with a colleague and publicly denied that anything happened before having to do a complete about turn by owning up to it? If you have, don’t worry because you’re not alone. US President Bill Clinton had an affair with 22 year old intern Monica Lewinsky that caused…

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