Steak from micro-chipped Argentinian cows will soon be sold in pet shops

Steak from micro-chipped Argentinian cows will soon be sold in pet shops

  Steak that is derived from the meat of Argentinian cows that are micro-chipped will soon be sold in pet shops The W1nners’ Club has recently learned.   The South American state’s government is promoting the technology in an effort to increase the traceability of supplies and to make beef shipments more attractive as household…

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Craft beer industry may run out of product names by 2019

Craft beer industry may run out of product names by 2019

  The recent surge in the popularity of craft beer has led to fears that the industry may run out of names for new products by 2019.   The number of new trademark registrations for craft beer brands is increasing at such a rate that there may soon not be enough words left in the…

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Russian billionaire Alexander Lebedev punches a rival businessman on live TV

Russian billionaire Alexander Lebedev punches a rival businessman on live TV

Have you ever felt compelled to punch a business rival whilst appearing on a speaking panel because he or she intimated that they were going to hit you first? If you have, you are not alone. Russian billionaire Alexander Lebedev, owner of the London Evening Standard newspaper, knocked property developer Sergei Polonsky from a chair…

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Accident Report Book – Agricultural Haulage Truck Driver

Accident Report Book – Agricultural Haulage Truck Driver

1.    About the person who had the accident: Name: Dave Williams Address: 65 Delaware Place, Bromsgrove, West Midlands Postcode: B61 2HG Occupation: Truck Driver 2.    About you the person filling in this record: Complete if you did not have the accident: Name: Address: Postcode: Occupation: 3.    About the accident: Say when it happened: Date: 01/09/2017…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – I refuse to give staff a payrise

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – I refuse to give staff a payrise

  Dear Darcus, I’m the owner of a fairly successful company – well, I say successful but the reality is we’re not doing anywhere near as well as we should be. The point is, my staff keep threatening to leave but I refuse to award pay rises because I don’t want anyone to earn anything…

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10 incredibly dumb things that have been overheard at The W1nners’ Club offices

10 incredibly dumb things that have been overheard at The W1nners’ Club offices

Just because you work in an office, it doesn’t actually mean that everybody you work with should be working in an office. In fact, it’s fair to say that some of your colleagues more than likely should never have been employed – by anyone! EVER! Unfortunately, the usual vetting procedures that are employed to ensure…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not become an animal psychologist?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not become an animal psychologist?

So, your bedtime is now usually the same time that most people wake up and the time you wake up is roughly the same time that most people go to bed. Unemployment has forced these new nocturnal habits upon you and despite not really being bothered about not having a job to get up for…

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7 ways to get into a brawl on the daily commute

7 ways to get into a brawl on the daily commute

(WARNING: The following content is only suitable for people who do not consider themselves to be a morning person. Everyone else should look away now and click on some of our other stuff that is a bit more suitable!!) If you’re not a morning person, please read on: Forget outdated concepts such as race, sex…

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Friendster rejects a $30 million bid from Google before fading into oblivion

Friendster rejects a $30 million bid from Google before fading into oblivion

Way back before there was Snapchat, Instagram, Twitter, or even Facebook, Friendster was the hottest social network. The site is widely recognised today as being the grandfather of social media and is credited with laying the foundation for the all-conquering tech titans that dominate today’s online world. Google wanted to buy Friendster for $30 million…

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888 responds to £7.8 million record fine with a ‘double or quits’ offer

888 responds to £7.8 million record fine with a ‘double or quits’ offer

  Online betting firm 888 has responded to its record £7.8 million fine from the gambling watchdog with an audacious ‘double or quits’ offer.   Despite being hauled up in front of industry regulator the Gambling Commission for “significant flaws” in its efforts to protect consumers from harm, the online gambling firm has already tried…

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