Liam Gallagher left confused after businessman tries to buy Oasis

Liam Gallagher left confused after businessman tries to buy Oasis

  Liam Gallagher has expressed shock and confusion upon reading in the press that an Indian businessman is interested in buying Oasis.   The singer read that Ajay Khaitan who is alleged to be on Interpol’s wanted list, is planning a multi-million pound offer through his private equity firm Emerisque Brands and the star has…

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Middle classes buy Farrow and Ball paint to throw away whilst decorating

Middle classes buy Farrow and Ball paint to throw away whilst decorating

  Middle class people undertaking home decoration have started using Farrow and Ball paint cans to throw into the skip outside their homes completely unopened.   The firm’s products are rumoured to be so tricky to apply that many professional decorators have boycotted them altogether, but well-heeled customers have still been purchasing the upmarket paint…

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David Cameron gets caught saying people from Yorkshire hate each other

David Cameron gets caught saying people from Yorkshire hate each other

Have you ever been caught making disparaging remarks about clients just before doing a presentation in front of the very clients you’ve been talking about? If so, fear not because you are not alone. Former UK Prime Minister David Cameron was caught saying that people from Yorkshire hate each other whilst rehearsing for a speech…

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Appraisal form – Mobile Toilet Operative

Appraisal form – Mobile Toilet Operative

Employee’s name: William Childs Job title: Mobile Toilet Operative Department: Festivals and Building Sites Date of engagement: 08/09/2016 Manager: Dave Somerset Date of meeting: 08/09/2017 Current performance Objective/competence 1:   Achievement of the minimum required cleaning of 20 Mobile Toilets per hour Objective/competence 2: Not throwing up Objective/competence 3: Not falling in Development summary:  …

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – My criminal record is longer than my employment record

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – My criminal record is longer than my employment record

  Dear Darcus, I was updating my CV the other day and I noticed that my criminal record is longer than my employment record. Do you think this will have a negative effect on my career going forward?   Dear Reader, I often receive CVs that aren’t very impressive but then when you do a…

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10 of the most depressing workspaces anyone has ever had to work in

10 of the most depressing workspaces anyone has ever had to work in

The workspace industry is big business these days. From the smallest start up to the largest industrial players, most companies recognise that having a quality environment within which to work is essential for the success of a business. Take a minute to spare a thought for those that are not so lucky to work in…

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You’ve just been sacked………why not become a futurist?

You’ve just been sacked………why not become a futurist?

“Choose life, choose Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and hope that someone, somewhere cares. Choose looking up old flames, wishing you’d done it all differently and choose watching history repeat itself. Choose your future. Choose reality TV, slut shaming, revenge porn. Choose a zero hour contract, a two hour journey to work and choose the same for…

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8 clothing items to force your colleague to wear if you beat them in a bet

8 clothing items to force your colleague to wear if you beat them in a bet

Depending on which football team you support, you are either a person that consistently loses bets with colleagues at work or somebody that always wins them. Manchester United fans for example, have consistently been so assured of their team winning an office banter duel over the last few decades that the opposing person might as…

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Yahoo passes on the chance to buy Google for $1 million

Yahoo passes on the chance to buy Google for $1 million

Yahoo was sold to Verizon for $4.83 billion in June 2016, but the former internet giant was once approached by Sergei Brin and Larry Page of Google to buy their fledgling search engine for a mere $1 million – an offer Yahoo walked away from.   These days Yahoo is a mere shadow of its…

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University Vice Chancellors admit tuition fees keep their wine cellars fully stocked

University Vice Chancellors admit tuition fees keep their wine cellars fully stocked

  University Vice Chancellors have been defending their huge salaries this week by stating that they are necessary to ensure the wine cellar remains fully stocked in their grace and favour homes.   Whilst the majority of University Vice Chancellors admit that increases in student tuition fees put added pressure on young people who already…

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