Are you a workplace wimp or a boardroom bully?

Are you a workplace wimp or a boardroom bully?

Let’s be honest – working in an office can be pretty stressful at times. There are presentations to do in front of colleagues, clients and superiors. There are targets to be met, reports to be done and co-workers’ banter to ignore. The success of your career going forward will depend on how well you’re able…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not terraform Mars?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not terraform Mars?

This unemployment lark isn’t much fun is it? For starters, it can be incredibly embarrassing seeing one of your neighbours in the job centre that you’ve been trying to shag for years and who previously thought you had a decent job. The only way you’ll be able to remedy this situation is if you’re able…

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How to survive becoming pregnant after a one night stand with a colleague

How to survive becoming pregnant after a one night stand with a colleague

What seemed like a good idea at the time, now brings all that flirting by the water cooler to a sobering reality. It turns out the real reason why you’ve developed a penchant for rum and raisin ice cream and pickles in the last two months is………yes, that’s right – you’re pregnant! To make matters…

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Penn Central transportation company merger ends in financial disaster

Penn Central transportation company merger ends in financial disaster

The Penn Central Transportation Company, commonly known as Penn Central, was headquartered in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania and operated from 1968 until 1976. It was created by the 1968 merger of the Pennsylvania and New York Central railroad companies. By 1970 however, the company had filed for what was at the time, the largest corporate bankruptcy in…

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Apple admits its new smartwatch doesn’t f*cking work

Apple admits its new smartwatch doesn’t f*cking work

  Apple has acknowledged connectivity issues with its latest smartwatch by issuing a statement confirming that it ‘doesn’t f*cking work.’   Apple says that the watch’s problem connecting to cellular networks occurs because the type of Apples used to make them are in need of a software update so that they are able to connect…

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Former BHS owner says Wi-Fi on a yacht costs more than a high street retail chain

Former BHS owner says Wi-Fi on a yacht costs more than a high street retail chain

  Former BHS owner Dominic Chappell has told a court that installing Wi-Fi on a £5 million racing yacht costs more than the price of acquiring a high street retail chain.   Mr. Chappell, who bought BHS from retail tycoon Sir Philip Green for £1 a year before the company’s collapse, has been accused by…

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Rolling Stone Magazine’s next issue to be filled with ads for Rolling Stone Magazine

Rolling Stone Magazine’s next issue to be filled with ads for Rolling Stone Magazine

  Rolling Stone Magazine has announced that its next issue will be filled with adverts for Rolling Stone Magazine.   The trailblazing popular culture and music magazine has put itself up for sale and the company has identified Rolling Stone Magazine as the perfect advertising partner for its upcoming brand awareness campaign. Rolling Stone Magazine’s…

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UBS pays to unblock its toilets using €500 notes that are currently blocking its toilets

UBS pays to unblock its toilets using €500 notes that are currently blocking its toilets

  Swiss bank UBS will pay to unblock the toilets at one of its branches using wads of Euro banknotes that are currently blocking the toilets in question.   Tens of thousands in 500 Euro banknotes are currently clogging up the sewer system around the branch in Geneva, but executives at the bank are relieved…

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Easyjet only prepared to be involved in the fun part of long haul travel

Easyjet only prepared to be involved in the fun part of long haul travel

  Easyjet has said that it’s only prepared to be involved in the fun part of long haul flight provision.   The airline has formed a partnership with Norwegian and WestJet and passengers taking connecting flights via London Gatwick, such as those travelling from Aberdeen to New York, will be able to book the entire…

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Kanye West storms the stage during Taylor Swift’s speech at the 2009 VMAs

Kanye West storms the stage during Taylor Swift’s speech at the 2009 VMAs

Have you ever stormed the stage at an industry awards dinner and told the shocked audience of your professional peers that the person collecting the respective award shouldn’t really have won? If you have, you are not alone. Kanye West stormed the stage and took the microphone from Taylor Swift at the 2009 VMA awards….

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