10 famous movies where the character’s faces have been reimagined as bottoms

10 famous movies where the character’s faces have been reimagined as bottoms

Have you ever heard of the office witching hour? It’s that point in the day where it feels really late but you still have more of the afternoon yet to endure than the amount of time that has passed since lunch. Some people like to go onto their social media accounts and ‘like’ their friend’s…

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You’ve just been sacked………why not build an International Space Station?

You’ve just been sacked………why not build an International Space Station?

It’s a hard knock life – not for us, but for you. It’s quite hard to get fired from a job these days, what with the advent of employment legislation. If you do something serious enough to get you the sack, you usually have ample opportunity to simply not do it again, but you have…

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10 things to do at the office Christmas party if you’re planning on leaving in January

10 things to do at the office Christmas party if you’re planning on leaving in January

Well, that time of year is finally upon us and its Christmas party season once again. Careers will be destroyed and formerly good reputations will be lost as the hard work and diligence that you have managed to persuade your superiors you possess in abundance, get usurped by your capacity to behave badly in the…

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Hoover loses £50 million after its free flights promotion fiasco

Hoover loses £50 million after its free flights promotion fiasco

Back in August 1992, household electrical appliance manufacturer Hoover launched a marketing promotion in a bid to move surplus vacuum cleaner and washing machine stock from its warehouse in the pre-christmas period.   The promotion promised free airline tickets to any customer that spent £100 or more on the company’s products and the offer initially…

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Former Volkswagen executive somehow keeps passing prison drug tests

Former Volkswagen executive somehow keeps passing prison drug tests

  A former Volkswagen executive sentenced to seven years in prison as a result of the diesel emissions scandal somehow manages to pass all the drug tests inside.   Oliver Schmidt is the second person to be imprisoned in the US over the diesel emissions scandal and fellow prisoners have complained that he often wanders…

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Next men’s underwear to be sold at Tesco deli counters

Next men’s underwear to be sold at Tesco deli counters

  Tesco is set to start selling Next men’s underwear at its deli counters in an attempt to woo in-store customers who may be in desperate need of a change of pants.   Britain’s largest supermarket chain recently struck a deal with the high-street fashion brand to use the extra space in its larger stores,…

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Morrisons chicken and mushroom pie has had all the fish bones removed

Morrisons chicken and mushroom pie has had all the fish bones removed

  Morrisons has confirmed that its “Traditional Chicken and Mushroom Pie” always has the fish bones removed during the production process.   The Food Standards Agency says that the supermarket’s pies are a possible health risk for anyone that has an allergy to mustard and/or fish, but Morrisons has said that the chicken and mushroom…

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“Stop polluting the oceans with plastic you f*cking idiots!” say marine animals

“Stop polluting the oceans with plastic you f*cking idiots!” say marine animals

  Marine animals have issued a statement to the United Nations that unequivocally states humans should, ‘stop polluting the oceans with plastic you f*cking idiots!’   The statement was made in light of a UN resolution that has no timetable and is not legally binding, so marine animals have taken it upon themselves to tell…

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Brexit still means Brexit which now means something completely different to Brexit

Brexit still means Brexit which now means something completely different to Brexit

  The government has confirmed that Brexit still means Brexit, but the new Brexit may appear to resemble something completely different to what one would immediately recognise as being Brexit.   As talks on the issue of the Northern Irish border with the Republic of Ireland stalled once again, the government is keen to reassure…

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Oliver Reed causes Channel 4 show After Dark to be pulled from air

Oliver Reed causes Channel 4 show After Dark to be pulled from air

Have you ever disrupted a workplace meeting because you had way too much to drink beforehand? If you have, you’re not alone. Late night, midweek Channel 4 show After Dark booked the hellraising actor Oliver Reed to appear on a broadcast that was transmitted on 26th January 1991. The show’s format was a panel discussion…

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