British Airways staff kneed in the groin if found to still be a Virgin

British Airways staff kneed in the groin if found to still be a Virgin

  British Airways has confirmed that its staff will be kneed in the groin if any of them are found to still be a Virgin.   The boss of the UK’s national airline made a public wager against his old nemesis Sir Richard Branson, pledging that whoever won the bet would get to knee the…

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Robert Mugabe offers to help out with Brexit trade negotiations

Robert Mugabe offers to help out with Brexit trade negotiations

  Former Zimbabwean President Mr. Robert Mugabe has offered to assist with Britain’s trade talks in the next round of Brexit negotiations.   The ageing ex-dictator is said to be looking for a new project to undertake now that he has a lot more time on his hands since leaving office and Zimbabwean officials have…

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Clubs ‘shamed’ for not paying the minimum £50k a week footballer wages

Clubs ‘shamed’ for not paying the minimum £50k a week footballer wages

  Three Scottish football clubs have been “named and shamed” for paying their players less than the universally recognised minimum footballer wages of £50,000 per week.   Motherwell, Greenock Morton and Falkirk were on a list of employers that have been outed for not paying the minimum wage that a professional footballer needs in order…

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Rod Hull and Emu attack legendary TV chat show host Michael Parkinson

Rod Hull and Emu attack legendary TV chat show host Michael Parkinson

Have you ever taken a glove puppet to a workplace interview and then used it to attack the interviewer? If you have, you’re not alone. Popular TV entertainer Rod Hull caused havoc on chat show legend Michael Parkinson’s programme Parkinson, when he famously attacked the suave talk show host using his unruly glove puppet sidekick…

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Lone Working Advice – Golf Sale Promoter

Lone Working Advice – Golf Sale Promoter

Staff working alone outside the workplace: When working away from the workplace on your own it is important to communicate with others about your intentions. You must provide the following to inform your colleagues: The location and estimated length of the meeting/visit. The time when you are expected to return. A contact telephone number, (check…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Addicted to Wearing Women’s Underwear at Work

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Addicted to Wearing Women’s Underwear at Work

  Dear Darcus, I am addicted to wearing women’s underwear at work everyday. Even though I’m a 55 year old, male regional sales manager, I just feel that women’s clothes in general are more suited to who I really am rather than the crudely designed male apparel that’s available on the high streets these days….

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10 famous movies where the character’s faces have been reimagined as bottoms

10 famous movies where the character’s faces have been reimagined as bottoms

Have you ever heard of the office witching hour? It’s that point in the day where it feels really late but you still have more of the afternoon yet to endure than the amount of time that has passed since lunch. Some people like to go onto their social media accounts and ‘like’ their friend’s…

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You’ve just been sacked………why not build an International Space Station?

You’ve just been sacked………why not build an International Space Station?

It’s a hard knock life – not for us, but for you. It’s quite hard to get fired from a job these days, what with the advent of employment legislation. If you do something serious enough to get you the sack, you usually have ample opportunity to simply not do it again, but you have…

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10 things to do at the office Christmas party if you’re planning on leaving in January

10 things to do at the office Christmas party if you’re planning on leaving in January

Well, that time of year is finally upon us and its Christmas party season once again. Careers will be destroyed and formerly good reputations will be lost as the hard work and diligence that you have managed to persuade your superiors you possess in abundance, get usurped by your capacity to behave badly in the…

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Hoover loses £50 million after its free flights promotion fiasco

Hoover loses £50 million after its free flights promotion fiasco

Back in August 1992, household electrical appliance manufacturer Hoover launched a marketing promotion in a bid to move surplus vacuum cleaner and washing machine stock from its warehouse in the pre-christmas period.   The promotion promised free airline tickets to any customer that spent £100 or more on the company’s products and the offer initially…

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