Shell to provide domestic energy by fitting homes with petrol pumps

Shell to provide domestic energy by fitting homes with petrol pumps

  Shell has announced plans to gain its first foothold into the UK’s household energy market by fitting petrol pumps onto the homes of its customers.   The fuel giant is already actively involved in the wholesale energy market, but this is the first time it will supply UK homes directly, leaving many customers wondering…

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Online retailers don’t know the difference between real fur and fun fur

Online retailers don’t know the difference between real fur and fun fur

  A string of online retailers don’t appear to know the difference between real fur and fun fur a recent investigation has revealed.   Some of the UK’s biggest online retailers including Amazon, Groupon, Etsy and Miss Bardo have been selling mislabelled real fur, meaning customers have ended up purchasing expensive chinchilla coats that are…

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Owner of house bought with bitcoin is yet to attend neighbourhood watch meetings

Owner of house bought with bitcoin is yet to attend neighbourhood watch meetings

  The owner of the world’s first house to be purchased using Bitcoin is yet to attend a neighbourhood watch meeting The W1nners’ Club can reveal.   The new build house in Colchester, Essex has become the first in the world to be sold for Bitcoin as the price for the currency recently surged above…

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Facebook ‘Take a Break’ feature is responsible for 99% of make up sex

Facebook ‘Take a Break’ feature is responsible for 99% of make up sex

  The new ‘Take a break’ feature introduced by Facebook is said by experts to be responsible for more than 99% of make up sex.   Having the ability to block an ex-partner from the news feed is said to be so effective when It comes to coping with the emotional stress of a failed…

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Uber says its business practices were developed in the former East Germany

Uber says its business practices were developed in the former East Germany

  Uber this week announced that its key business practices were developed in the former East Germany.   The details were outlined in a 37-page letter filed by the company’s ex-security manager Richard Jacobs, who stated that the theft of competitive trade secrets, bribery of foreign officials and spying on competitors and politicians were all…

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Tracey Emin storms out of a Turner Prize live TV debate

Tracey Emin storms out of a Turner Prize live TV debate

Have you ever turned up drunk to a keynote discussion panel at the most important event of the year in your industry? If you have, you are not alone. Self-styled bad girl of the ‘90s British art scene, Tracey Emin, turned up to a live television debate slightly worse for wear after attending the 1997…

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Health and Safety Risk Assessment Checklist – Digger Driver

Health and Safety Risk Assessment Checklist – Digger Driver

This general health and safety checklist is not exhaustive – and is provided as a general guide to assess the arrangements required. Issue: Comments: Is the worker new to the task? □  Yes  □  No This job is not suitable for someone who has never driven a digger before for obvious reasons (see picture attached)…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Still believe in Father Christmas

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Still believe in Father Christmas

  Dear Darcus, All my colleagues at work think it’s strange because I still believe in Father Christmas even though I’m the Chief Operating Officer of a large blue chip pharmaceutical company. This year I will put out some mince pies for santa and a whisky miniature so hopefully that should make him think i’ve…

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7 happy endings to help cheer you up at your office desk

7 happy endings to help cheer you up at your office desk

Everybody loves happy endings – no, not that type of happy ending you pervert, we’re talking the type of happy endings where a satisfactory outcome is achieved in the face of catastrophe. It’s something we could all do with in the workplace from time to time, so on those days where absolutely nothing appears to…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not create your own Cryptocurrency?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not create your own Cryptocurrency?

Dark days lie ahead my friend. Your bank balance will soon start to resemble a telephone number – except it will have a minus in front of the number in question. Your teeth will slowly become stained by tobacco as your entire day involves nothing more than smoking roll-up cigarettes and crying loudly because it…

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