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8 ways to make your mobile phone look awesome if you drop it before pay day

8 ways to make your mobile phone look awesome if you drop it before pay day

One of the worst things that can happen to an upwardly mobile office worker like yourself is dropping your mobile phone. Your phone isn’t just an extension of you, it IS you. Dropping your phone and smashing the screen is the modern day equivalent of being run over by a steam train. But fear not,…

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You’ve just been sacked…………………why not create your own social media website?

You’ve just been sacked…………………why not create your own social media website?

“GET OUT OF BED YOU LAZY SO-AND-SO! IT’S TWO O’CLOCK IN THE AFTERNOON!” Is this something that you hear often these days? Being unemployed is hard because finding ways to fill the time you have at your disposal can be difficult now that you don’t have a boss to annoy you every day. You’ll therefore…

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How to become famous if you ever appear on a business themed reality TV show

How to become famous if you ever appear on a business themed reality TV show

Reality TV is big business these days – not just for the TV stations that have been consistently lowering the tone of popular entertainment for the last 15 years or so, but also for the contestants. Jade Goody (RIP) was arguably the first bona fide superstar to emerge from the reality TV universe and more…

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UBS rogue trader Kweku Adoboli loses over $2billion of his employer’s money

UBS rogue trader Kweku Adoboli loses over $2billion of his employer’s money

The Swiss investment bank UBS lost more than $2billion when one of its employees performed a series of unauthorised trades. Kweku Adoboli was a director of the bank’s Global Synthetic Equities Trading team at its London offices, and was sentenced to seven years imprisonment for fraud as a result of his crimes. The rogue trader…

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Natural History Museum interested in selling 2 Sisters’ out of date chicken

Natural History Museum interested in selling 2 Sisters’ out of date chicken

  The Natural History Museum has expressed an interest in selling chicken from one of the UK’s largest supermarket suppliers after undercover footage revealed some of the meat was much older than originally thought.   The Guardian and ITV released film showing an occurrence where 2 Sisters workers altered the slaughter date of poultry being…

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Sex for sale at Poundland for a quid

Sex for sale at Poundland for a quid

  Poundland has announced plans to start selling sex for £1 a go.   The new product called Nooky, follows the success of the discount retailer’s £1 bullet vibrator which became a best-seller back in 2016. Poundland’s Head of Cheaply Procured Shorterm Dating, Mr. Pimpson Hoes said, “We’re really aiming to make sex more accessible…

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Monarch Airlines still ahead of Ryanair in customer satisfaction league tables

Monarch Airlines still ahead of Ryanair in customer satisfaction league tables

  Monarch Airlines is still marginally ahead of fierce rival Ryanair in the customer satisfaction league tables despite going into administration and leaving 110,000 passengers stranded overseas.   Efforts are continuing to bring back holidaymakers after the carrier went bust having racked up £60million in losses this year, but the majority of Monarch customers that…

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Jacob Rees-Mogg opens the world’s first anti-abortion, back street abortion clinic

Jacob Rees-Mogg opens the world’s first anti-abortion, back street abortion clinic

  Jacob Rees-Mogg has just announced plans to open the world’s first anti abortion, abortion clinic The W1nners’ Club can reveal.   The Tory MP for Somerset is a devout catholic who recently said he was against abortion, but nevertheless has decided to open a backstreet abortion clinic on the grounds that religious ideology is…

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