You’ve just been sacked………why not become a futurist?

You’ve just been sacked………why not become a futurist?

“Choose life, choose Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and hope that someone, somewhere cares. Choose looking up old flames, wishing you’d done it all differently and choose watching history repeat itself. Choose your future. Choose reality TV, slut shaming, revenge porn. Choose a zero hour contract, a two hour journey to work and choose the same for…

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8 clothing items to force your colleague to wear if you beat them in a bet

8 clothing items to force your colleague to wear if you beat them in a bet

Depending on which football team you support, you are either a person that consistently loses bets with colleagues at work or somebody that always wins them. Manchester United fans for example, have consistently been so assured of their team winning an office banter duel over the last few decades that the opposing person might as…

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Yahoo passes on the chance to buy Google for $1 million

Yahoo passes on the chance to buy Google for $1 million

Yahoo was sold to Verizon for $4.83 billion in June 2016, but the former internet giant was once approached by Sergei Brin and Larry Page of Google to buy their fledgling search engine for a mere $1 million – an offer Yahoo walked away from.   These days Yahoo is a mere shadow of its…

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University Vice Chancellors admit tuition fees keep their wine cellars fully stocked

University Vice Chancellors admit tuition fees keep their wine cellars fully stocked

  University Vice Chancellors have been defending their huge salaries this week by stating that they are necessary to ensure the wine cellar remains fully stocked in their grace and favour homes.   Whilst the majority of University Vice Chancellors admit that increases in student tuition fees put added pressure on young people who already…

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LMVH and Kering replace catwalk models with gardening equipment

LMVH and Kering replace catwalk models with gardening equipment

  LMVH and Kering whose brands include Louis Vuitton, Christian Dior, Saint Laurent and Gucci have both decided to replace their super skinny catwalk models with gardening equipment.   The two global fashion giants have said that their designers can no longer use size 32 models under the French system – sizes XXS or size…

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Chocolate manufacturers announce the ‘fair’ in fair trade will be replaced with a ‘?’

Chocolate manufacturers announce the ‘fair’ in fair trade will be replaced with a ‘?’

  The giants of the chocolate industry are moving away from labelling their products as Fairtrade and will instead replace the word ‘fair’ with a question mark.   Mondelez International, the producer of chocolate brands such as Cadbury and Toblerone, Unilever and Barry Callebaut, the world’s largest manufacturer of chocolate and cocoa products, have all…

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Steak from micro-chipped Argentinian cows will soon be sold in pet shops

Steak from micro-chipped Argentinian cows will soon be sold in pet shops

  Steak that is derived from the meat of Argentinian cows that are micro-chipped will soon be sold in pet shops The W1nners’ Club has recently learned.   The South American state’s government is promoting the technology in an effort to increase the traceability of supplies and to make beef shipments more attractive as household…

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Craft beer industry may run out of product names by 2019

Craft beer industry may run out of product names by 2019

  The recent surge in the popularity of craft beer has led to fears that the industry may run out of names for new products by 2019.   The number of new trademark registrations for craft beer brands is increasing at such a rate that there may soon not be enough words left in the…

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Russian billionaire Alexander Lebedev punches a rival businessman on live TV

Russian billionaire Alexander Lebedev punches a rival businessman on live TV

Have you ever felt compelled to punch a business rival whilst appearing on a speaking panel because he or she intimated that they were going to hit you first? If you have, you are not alone. Russian billionaire Alexander Lebedev, owner of the London Evening Standard newspaper, knocked property developer Sergei Polonsky from a chair…

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Accident Report Book – Agricultural Haulage Truck Driver

Accident Report Book – Agricultural Haulage Truck Driver

1.    About the person who had the accident: Name: Dave Williams Address: 65 Delaware Place, Bromsgrove, West Midlands Postcode: B61 2HG Occupation: Truck Driver 2.    About you the person filling in this record: Complete if you did not have the accident: Name: Address: Postcode: Occupation: 3.    About the accident: Say when it happened: Date: 01/09/2017…

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