Former BHS owner says Wi-Fi on a yacht costs more than a high street retail chain

Former BHS owner says Wi-Fi on a yacht costs more than a high street retail chain

  Former BHS owner Dominic Chappell has told a court that installing Wi-Fi on a £5 million racing yacht costs more than the price of acquiring a high street retail chain.   Mr. Chappell, who bought BHS from retail tycoon Sir Philip Green for £1 a year before the company’s collapse, has been accused by…

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Rolling Stone Magazine’s next issue to be filled with ads for Rolling Stone Magazine

Rolling Stone Magazine’s next issue to be filled with ads for Rolling Stone Magazine

  Rolling Stone Magazine has announced that its next issue will be filled with adverts for Rolling Stone Magazine.   The trailblazing popular culture and music magazine has put itself up for sale and the company has identified Rolling Stone Magazine as the perfect advertising partner for its upcoming brand awareness campaign. Rolling Stone Magazine’s…

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UBS pays to unblock its toilets using €500 notes that are currently blocking its toilets

UBS pays to unblock its toilets using €500 notes that are currently blocking its toilets

  Swiss bank UBS will pay to unblock the toilets at one of its branches using wads of Euro banknotes that are currently blocking the toilets in question.   Tens of thousands in 500 Euro banknotes are currently clogging up the sewer system around the branch in Geneva, but executives at the bank are relieved…

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Easyjet only prepared to be involved in the fun part of long haul travel

Easyjet only prepared to be involved in the fun part of long haul travel

  Easyjet has said that it’s only prepared to be involved in the fun part of long haul flight provision.   The airline has formed a partnership with Norwegian and WestJet and passengers taking connecting flights via London Gatwick, such as those travelling from Aberdeen to New York, will be able to book the entire…

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Kanye West storms the stage during Taylor Swift’s speech at the 2009 VMAs

Kanye West storms the stage during Taylor Swift’s speech at the 2009 VMAs

Have you ever stormed the stage at an industry awards dinner and told the shocked audience of your professional peers that the person collecting the respective award shouldn’t really have won? If you have, you are not alone. Kanye West stormed the stage and took the microphone from Taylor Swift at the 2009 VMA awards….

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Customer Feedback Form – Luxury Flats

Customer Feedback Form – Luxury Flats

We are constantly trying to improve the level of service we provide, and ask that you take a minute to tell us how we are doing and what we can do to improve. How happy are you with the job we have just completed?  (1 = delighted – 5 = very unhappy) 1 2 3…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – I have a thing for serial killers

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – I have a thing for serial killers

  Dear Darcus, I am mildly ashamed to say that I have a real thing for serial killers. I work in the accounts payable department of a building supplies firm in Guildford so as you can imagine, I don’t get to meet many serial killers as most of them are either in jail or haven’t…

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10 people whose ‘average day at the office’ involves playing bass amazingly well

10 people whose ‘average day at the office’ involves playing bass amazingly well

You’re good at your job. You must be otherwise you wouldn’t have one. You turn up every day and you give it your all to make sure that your part of the giant machine that is the organisation you work for, functions as a well-oiled and efficient unit. Working in an office is a bit…

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You’ve just been sacked………why not climb to the top of Mount Everest?

You’ve just been sacked………why not climb to the top of Mount Everest?

What is it do you think that people enjoy most about going into work every day? Is it waiting for a delayed train on a cramped station platform in monsoon conditions before 8am? Is it the getting even more cramped inside a train carriage meant for 150 that is currently holding somewhere close to a…

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10 reasons why an internship could put you off employment forever

10 reasons why an internship could put you off employment forever

Here at The W1nners’ Club, we recognise that we have a responsibility. Our responsibility is not just to provide incorrect and quite frankly downright litigious advice on how to survive life in the workplace, we also have a responsibility to nurture future generations to ensure that offices the world over are filled with ill-informed employees…

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