Mike Ashley hands in a transfer request at Newcastle United

Mike Ashley hands in a transfer request at Newcastle United

  Sports Direct owner Mike Ashley has handed in a transfer request to leave premier league football club Newcastle United.   The want away owner is rumoured to be willing to accept £380million for the termination of his contract, which is considered by many to be a high price to pay for someone that has…

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Kebabs say it’s easier to get delivered using UberEats than trying to hail a black cab

Kebabs say it’s easier to get delivered using UberEats than trying to hail a black cab

  Doner Kebabs all over London were left ‘devastated’ after being told that food delivery service UberEats will cease to continue.   Transport for London told the ride hailing app firm that it ‘will not be issued with a private hire operator licence’ because they found it was ‘not fit and proper,’ a move which…

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Kenny Everett says, “let’s bomb Russia!” at the 1983 Tory party conference

Kenny Everett says, “let’s bomb Russia!” at the 1983 Tory party conference

Have you ever said something after being invited to an industry conference as a keynote speaker that you later wholeheartedly regretted? If you have, you’re not alone. Pioneering British comedian Kenny Everett was invited to the 1983 Tory party conference by the Young Conservatives in an attempt to attract the youth vote. The performer’s friend…

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Business Contractor Agreement – Corner Wall Repair Work at Legoland

Business Contractor Agreement – Corner Wall Repair Work at Legoland

Contractor Agreement This agreement is made on the 23/09/2017 between William Daley Building Repairs and Legoland Theme Park of Legoland, Windsor {the ‘Company’} The Contractor has entered into an agreement with the Company for the performance of certain works {the ‘Works’}. The works are hereby agreed as follows: Fixing of a corner wall to render…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Large text font makes me ill

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Large text font makes me ill

  Dear Darcus, Large text font makes me feel ill. I’m okay with messages that get sent to me via text, but if someone sends me a report via email and I open it up at my desktop, if any of the font is larger than size 14, I start to sweat and feel horribly…

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Are you a workplace wimp or a boardroom bully?

Are you a workplace wimp or a boardroom bully?

Let’s be honest – working in an office can be pretty stressful at times. There are presentations to do in front of colleagues, clients and superiors. There are targets to be met, reports to be done and co-workers’ banter to ignore. The success of your career going forward will depend on how well you’re able…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not terraform Mars?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not terraform Mars?

This unemployment lark isn’t much fun is it? For starters, it can be incredibly embarrassing seeing one of your neighbours in the job centre that you’ve been trying to shag for years and who previously thought you had a decent job. The only way you’ll be able to remedy this situation is if you’re able…

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How to survive becoming pregnant after a one night stand with a colleague

How to survive becoming pregnant after a one night stand with a colleague

What seemed like a good idea at the time, now brings all that flirting by the water cooler to a sobering reality. It turns out the real reason why you’ve developed a penchant for rum and raisin ice cream and pickles in the last two months is………yes, that’s right – you’re pregnant! To make matters…

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Penn Central transportation company merger ends in financial disaster

Penn Central transportation company merger ends in financial disaster

The Penn Central Transportation Company, commonly known as Penn Central, was headquartered in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania and operated from 1968 until 1976. It was created by the 1968 merger of the Pennsylvania and New York Central railroad companies. By 1970 however, the company had filed for what was at the time, the largest corporate bankruptcy in…

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Apple admits its new smartwatch doesn’t f*cking work

Apple admits its new smartwatch doesn’t f*cking work

  Apple has acknowledged connectivity issues with its latest smartwatch by issuing a statement confirming that it ‘doesn’t f*cking work.’   Apple says that the watch’s problem connecting to cellular networks occurs because the type of Apples used to make them are in need of a software update so that they are able to connect…

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